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[WilmaHun]

im well eyeing up your cupcakes, hurry up or I can’t promise they’ll be here when you come back

 

[WilmaHun]

Home, everywhere is well busy wouldn’t think we’re still in lockdown lol xx

 

[WilmaHun]

He’s being really naughty

 

[lemonlime]

A very insincere "Aww "

 

[jarv]

Me and my bf just text each other the pig emoji when the conversation has ended and there's nothing else to say idek why

We do this but with this emoji

Doesn't look as funny on tattle but does on whatsapp

 

[watermelon sugar]

Got some dessert here for later if you want it

 

[WilmaHun]

Send me £1,000 my enemies are after me I’ll pay you back I’m good for it

 

[Scorpihoe]

“I’m gonna watch YouTube videos and see how much other people put on”

I put too much Olaplex hair mask on, literally saturated my hair in it, and now I feel like I wasted it, my friend told me it was too much lol (I do have very thick hair though)

 

[WilmaHun]

"Just got here, car park rammed already and it's not even half 8! Bring on 5 o clock"

 

[DuckDuck]

“ I’ve taken a Valium doc won’t give me more ffs “
Had a full on panic attack this morning , I needed an asthma pump , Valium , a right fucking mess I was.. my heart is still beating out of my chest

 

[WilmaHun]

"Tell him then instead of moaning to me about it!! "

To my Mum who is whinging about my Dad leaving the empty loo roll on the toilet roll holder instead of replacing it

 

[Tree_]

Mm i think I've got a work call...sorry.

To one of my sons friends mums who wanted to know if we wanted to play in thwir garden. I haven't

 

[Oohthedrama]

Sounds like the conversations I have with my old mum bless her

are you reading my fucking text messages??????

**looks behind myself**
**oh, a mirror, not a yellow french fancy cake reading my texts over my shoulder.... I look pretty**

OK we will sort it out when you get here

fuck that just leave the bastard. You deserve better.....
bet it’s virgin coming to fix the WiFi. i feel I’m near text message relationship/between one to 3 kisses to end text depending on signal levels with virgin.

 

[Scorpihoe]

Excited for tomorrow?

bfs birthday tomorrow

 

[bolimepipi]

Absolutely. We raised an amazing special needs son and it took a toll. We just became like roommates. There was no bad guy. He later met someone and I thought I would die. It was long distance and fizzled out. We just focused so much on our son and grew apart from each other. Our son is 24 now and thriving. I've wished for this for so long.

i hope you had an amazing time, any updates?

 

[Marie95]

You're useless. Send me her email and I'll sort it for you.

Hahaha, please give us some context

 

[watermelon sugar]

He's asleep



Hallelujah only been waiting 3.5 hours for this

 

[WilmaHun]

so are you not even coming home for dinner then? You're gonna make yourself ill if you keep working like this.

 

[WilmaHun]

Text me when you're out your mood cba

 

[DuckDuck]

I legit wore a hat and head band because of this

Superb !! I have a headband and a shower cap ( no hats)