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[watermelon sugar]

I've seen my name a few times though


Talking about seeing my name on the names you can't stand thread

 

[Charpear]

No

to my16 yr old wanting to stay at her boyfriends over night

 

[WilmaHun]

Please can we have chippy please please

 

[jarv]

It's too boring for me

Me having a moan to my bf because I've decided I don't want fish veg and quinoa for tea like we agreed this morning

 

[Meringue22]

Well smack my ass and call me Charlie

 

[WilmaHun]

WAKEYYYYYY WAKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Practically Perfect]

to daughter about my dream:

Can't remember, i had food that had big worms in it, from M&S
Fucking Colin the Caterpillar

 

[HumphreyB]

Im not sharing, if you want some get your own.

To my husband about my ice cream I bought last night, lol

 

[Giggling Squid]

The cats a fucking genius, she just opened the toy cupboard door… I can’t even be annoyed, I’m impressed!!

 

[blockbaby0]

"Kate, never feed my 3 month old puppy a roast ever again! You idiot. He's a puppy, not an adult dog. Iti isn't your place to even feed my dog. Do it again and I'll kick OFF. Thanks x"

This is the text I sent word for word to my boyfriend's mum. I work 14.5 hr shifts and my boyfriend took our puppy down to his mum's for a couple of hours whilst I was working. Anyway, that night when I came home from work my dog was vomitting not only blood but all undigested food. I could see in his vomit what appeared to be potatoes and brocoli?

She fed my dog a roast. I was FUMING! Especially after I'd told her the week before to not feed my PUPPY anything. I have him on dry food, that suits him. He's a dog, not a human, I don't feed him human scraps. I don't believe in it(just my preference) and she went completely behind my back and done so.

As you can all tell I detest my boyfriend's mum. She's a controlling, interferring slob. But she fears me, and when I go down she couldn't do enough for me. (She knows I don't take NO shit)

 

[WilmaHun]

“Have you seen how many eggs they got? Well jealous ” about my friends children who got like 10 each

 

[watermelon sugar]

It’s ok cos the tubby custard ride is filling up with tubby custard

 

[watermelon sugar]

Omg really that's mad!!


To my mate who told us something mad

 

[gobblegobble95]

Arsehole neighbour is up to his usual tricks - do I go confront him?

text To my partner .

 

[Barkin Mad]

"Yeah I know you're right! She's just a judgmental sad woman who cheats on her husband at any given moment. Sick of her I wish she would just fuck off out of everyone's lives. I've never ever regretted a friendship before but I really do regret ever being a friend to her.'

- And that folks is how my Tuesday is going

I Want……. But Need to know more

 

[Dont swipe up!]

@Pineapple glitter I just realised - our two posts this morning are quite similar so look like we're texting each other

My thoughts exactly
Had a little chuckle when I saw them

 

[LittleMy]

“Don’t be a bawbag, was only a fiver.”

 

[watermelon sugar]

'Not a lot, I'm shattered the baby had me up between 2 and 3am' 🥱

 

[Dirtyhorseshoes]

Next time you leave the house at 05:45 can you try slamming the front door a bit louder

 

[WilmaHun]

I've just eaten 8 custard creams