Just what you want to see on a Sunday morning; Jemma with a face full of last night’s makeup which she proceeds to pick and peel off her eyes (
) as she babbles on about what she bid for in the auction at the charity do she attended last night. I’m still no wiser as to what it is, something to do with rock, paper (or papper!
), scissors shoe? shoot? pffffft who knows?!
In other news I’m guessing despite her having them at the rink all the hours God sends, that the girls didn’t do particularly well in their ice skating competition. Not that she’s said that of course, as I’m sure she views it as a failure against her name, so instead she’s very enigmatic, alluding to them doing their best (but not good enough dammit!
) and trying hard. I suppose the difference is if they’d done well there’d be full on montages and bragging and us never hearing the end of it so instead we’re getting ever so slightly disappointed pushy mum still lying in her pit!
Life’s just so unfair eh Jem, I mean, they did all that practice and for nothing and what about you? You work so hard and try your very best with your stickers and all your videos and Instagram content and yet Stacey’s the one who’s famous! There’s just no justice in the world!
I can feel the scratchiness from here! Especially when it’s a PLT special with no lining.
