Yes, what a frog-like image with big web feet - so odd I wondered if it had been photo-shopped or something. Haven't gone thru vlog but beginning was very cliché Conde Nast. Can't believe it took so long to edit as she's only done the usual copy & paste job with the vintage voiceovers that I thought was her, so bizarre her accent has become.
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Yes, thank you! That is exactly how I was feeling…bored! Which is a shame, because the landscape is beautiful, but as you said creatively there is nothing to gain from it. It is just a cheap copy of some great old movies. I really enjoyed her Christmas videos, because she at least was showing something different (like how to make vintage ornaments). Also, the videos are shorter than they used to be. Maybe that’s what happens when you are in a good place personally, you start losing your creativity.
the dialogue (and this is what it is as it is all just a staged script) between them both is weirdly cold imo, did anyone else find that? I agree I found it boring, how the hell this took her 7 hours to make at all, yet alone "another" 7 hours is beyond me.
Hilarious how she is now citing her patreons in the opening of the video. I'm not 100% sure this is still the case, but I think you tube videos are not monetised unless they are 10 plus minutes, so now she is missing out on this she must be even more desperate for money I guess
Agree that the video was boring, and I also found it a bit strange. It seemed like it was trying to be too many contradictory things at once, especially in just a 7-minute video. Parts of it felt like I was watching a basic PR/tourism advert, but this was punctuated by the vintage film filters/cut scenes and voiceovers that had a totally opposite vibe - like it was trying to be some kind of artsy/avant garde/hipster film school project. Then there were the gratuitous midriff/body shots, and at one point a closeup of Guido’s face with a crazed-looking expression that felt like we might be watching a horror film. And then some of the swimming and bedroom shots... I get that this is partly a “this is my honeymoon” video, but something about those felt, well... like they could’ve been more tastefully done. Then the caption about how long it takes to produce and a plea for Patreon donations... sigh. I feel like this video does capture in just 7 minutes basically everything this forum has been describing about the current state of her content.
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Indeed, this would be a good topic for a PhD thesis ... does suffering enhance creativity? Maybe it's already been done. I've said it before, but one of the reasons why I cancelled my Patreon donations was that the work started to lack inspiration.
This is one of my favourite self-portraits of a crazed face by Gustave Courbet!
I can't remember who it was but I remember a musician saying how much harder it is to write a happy rather than a sad song, if you are happy you don't generally sit down and write about it, you are out there living
Today I visited Ste. Chapelle.
@nostoneunturned where I saw Guido’s Purse in the gift shop
@nostoneunturned where I saw Guido’s Purse in the gift shop
@emm It is interesting. It could well be the case. I have some friends who are amazing during periods of crisis but quite distant when things are okay. I once likened them to Winston Churchill who was a better PM during war time than in times of peace. Not sure where this is going ...
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It is very Conde Nast travel! Lol. I agree with other comments, too, saying pethaps her being in a more stable place has led to a decline in work. At the same time she can't be rolling around with other men, I guess.
I never thought I'd be so bored with her work that I am not even inspired to comment very much. Lol.
@emm her Patreons were going down so I guess she is desperate to keep the rest on board to keep the cash rolling inthe dialogue (and this is what it is as it is all just a staged script) between them both is weirdly cold imo, did anyone else find that? I agree I found it boring, how the hell this took her 7 hours to make at all, yet alone "another" 7 hours is beyond me.
Hilarious how she is now citing her patreons in the opening of the video. I'm not 100% sure this is still the case, but I think you tube videos are not monetised unless they are 10 plus minutes, so now she is missing out on this she must be even more desperate for money I guess
It‘s becoming embarassing and tiresome that KyLie appears to think she is a mix of Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly and Sofia Loren
The honeymoon vlog/flog was dull and disjointed and strangely charmless despite Portofino’s spectacular locale. Even the drone shots are becoming ho-hum.What does it say about her and Guido? Not much...But yes he does look maniacal in that shot @trinacria
The relationship looks uncomfortable as it would and will be with any narcissist. Is she really reduced to videoing Guido eating fritto misto?
Also quite a lot of wine and prosecco on display and but much less midriff baring (just one shot) and rolling around in the sheets - due no doubt to the scoffing Tatlers
Love Guido’s purse
@PlinyinTorquay I wonder if it was opened to fund Portofino? Perhaps not and it was the Patreons....in which case deve avere le braccine corte (meaning his arms are too short to reach his wallet!) 
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I really wonder what his family think of this whole charade@emm her Patreons were going down so I guess she is desperate to keep the rest on board to keep the cash rolling in
What does it say about her and Guido? Not much...But yes he does look maniacal in that shot @trinacria
Also quite a lot of wine and prosecco on display and but much less midriff baring (just one shot) and rolling around in the sheets - due no doubt to the scoffing Tatlers
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@Antonio actually Guido does look like the maniacal portrait of Courbet there! I cannot take any complements for 'Guido's Purse' this is @nostoneunturned's idea ... it's simply that I saw these purses, that are supposed to look Mediaeval, at Sainte Chapelle today and I thought of Guido's purse. If I had @nostoneunturned's postal address i would have purchased one and mailed it to her!@emm her Patreons were going down so I guess she is desperate to keep the rest on board to keep the cash rolling in
What does it say about her and Guido? Not much...But yes he does look maniacal in that shot @trinacria
Also quite a lot of wine and prosecco on display and but much less midriff baring (just one shot) and rolling around in the sheets - due no doubt to the scoffing Tatlers
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as soon as I saw that shot all I could think of was "here's Johnny! " From the shining 🪓
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It’s funny how she adds these types of pictures when it’s not her looking crazy. She only presents her happy moments with very measured and rehearsed lip biting smiling. I honestly think she has reversed those smiles in the mirror to see if it looks attractive and then purposefully recreates them on video. When people are very excited or happy they smile wide, usually it’s not the most attractive because it’s not fake@emm her Patreons were going down so I guess she is desperate to keep the rest on board to keep the cash rolling in
What does it say about her and Guido? Not much...But yes he does look maniacal in that shot @trinacria
Also quite a lot of wine and prosecco on display and but much less midriff baring (just one shot) and rolling around in the sheets - due no doubt to the scoffing Tatlers
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So it’s okay for Guido to look a bit silly, a bit crazy but she never shows herself in that light… 
Too unflattering I guess, sexiness and lip pouting gets that patreon cash.I wonder whether K's Patreons are mainly men or women or evenly balanced?
When people are very excited or happy they smile wide, usually it’s not the most attractive because it’s not fake
NO no indeed the claim on Guido’s Purse@Antonio actually Guido does look like the maniacal portrait of Courbet there! I cannot take any complements for 'Guido's Purse' this is @nostoneunturned's idea ... it's simply that I saw these purses, that are supposed to look Mediaeval, at Sainte Chapelle today and I thought of Guido's purse. If I had @nostoneunturned's postal address i would have purchased one and mailed it to her!
stems from the pen of @Antonio … the finest of mental images … a crazed man the, love/ lust blind Guido being robbed by the risky grifterWhat I fail to understand is :
EXACTLY EXACTLY EXACTLY. This is what we have all called out on this video - eg. scenery - cut to midriff - cut to church etc. If I hadn't been on Tattle I would have gone mad to see nearly 600 fans totally unable to see how she mixes the editing & hams the dialogue with Guido desperately trying to appear natural. That manic shot so says "what ff'sake am I supposed to be doing? Now of course it's a new life for him as a beneficiary so he'll have to up his game. If I was a Patreon I would feel insulted by these ' crumbs off your table'...(who said that?@ Denise ? Sorry too tired to find out. I think she'll get even more careless in her work now she has security ie. Property & husband to carry her flag. She must be saying " chi me lo fa fare a continuare. Conversely Guido may be keener for her to churn out the crap.
Thank you @nostoneunturned for putting me right on that . . . sorry, @Antonio, it is indeed a compelling image!NO no indeed the claim on Guido’s Purse