Oh dear god. If I was looking for a house, being able to open a window and touch my neighbor’s siding would NOT be a selling point. That aerial view is even worse than the listing pictures!Looking at the birds eye photos of some of that development and it looks like they quickly built it up and crammed the homes as close together and cheaply as possible. Lots of complaints of issues with the builder. I'd personally never choose a home like this for that price with no yard or space. Might as well just go with a townhome or condo.
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The summary made me think, "Kyle and Casey?"I'm immediately reminded of the communities our youngest refers to as "Spielberg suburbs" because of the deadly dull cookie cutter sameness and the zero spacing often highlighted in his 'burb movies' ___ or, better yet, just refer to the horror movie Vivarium!
WELCOME TO VIVARIUM: YOU HAVE JUST BOUGHT YOUR FOREVER HOME
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DADx3 did not look happy about Sue squandering their retirement on Lil' Kylie's "starter home."
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Too funny! So true.In before he compares the house to a cruise ship
"This is like being on a cruise ship, you're right next to your neighbors but you have your own private space"
I think he’s the Brian Laundrie typeI hate to sound so dark, but I watch a lot of Dateline and he seems like one of those people that just fails at life from the enabling and coddling from his family and never being able to fully grow up and face consequences. These are all the traits of people on these shows who end up killing a family member for money and thinking they’re going to get away with it because they think they’re the smartest person in the room. Sue and theneed to be real careful around their baby boy.
Key word “himself” how is that anyone else’s fault. He’s fucking 30 not 13 boo hooThat reply from Susan also struck me as odd.
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Why would she assume that he'd hurt himself if his "career" fails? That right there tells me that it must be a regular 'threat' he uses on them to get what he wants.
His sister would post similar things too.
Wow!Thanks to @onechanz for suggesting the winning thread title and @AKW24 for nominating it.
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And no property!It’s so little - the house
I think it’s the parents’ retirement house. I think their deal was this: they use Kyle’s money to buy the house right now and Kyle helps to pay the mortgage. In return, Kyle gets a house to live in. When Susan and JerBear are ready to retire, they will sell their Wisconsin house and whatever they get from that will go towards Kyle buying his “forever” home. (How they will scrape by paying for all those mortgages is beyond me, but that’s probably why Susan told Kyle he needs more streams of revenue.) By doing this, Kyle can say he “bought” a house (this starter home), then can say he’s so “generous” he’s giving his starter home to his parents to live, and he’s so “rich” that he can buy another “forever” home.It's perplexing to me because this house doesn't have anything that he spent all of 2022-2023 saying he wanted.
He needed a yard
He needed privacy
He didn't want to be close to his neighbors
He needed a view
He needed a pool
The only criteria it meets is that it's in "new" Celebration and it's a "new" home.
I still believe it has to be the parents retirement place. As someone pointed out, it seemed like the parents liked it more than him. They must have thought rather than wasting money on Kyle's rent, they could put that money into equity for their retirement home and also make their little boy "happy" by letting him and Doormat squat there for a few years until they decide to retire to Florida.
If his vlog still exists by then, it'll be interesting how that plays out. Will he pretend to "sell" it to them? Will he be stuck there and play it off like he's letting his parents live in "his" house?
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Indeed. It's just the luxury apartment with 2 additional bedrooms + a bathroom. No loft or anything on the 2nd floor. At least the luxury apartment had a view of a retention pond. This has a view of someone's wall from the front, and concrete and more walls in the back. He's basically still sharing walls with his neighbors and still no yard.
I predict it won't be long before he starts complaining and issues start arising. Plus I foresee Susan getting on Grifty for needing to bring in more money and pay his fair share, further adding to his "stress" and "anxiety." It'll be interesting to see how this all plays out
We will have to second this. We also live in Celebration (the Roseling/Dearwoods Park area) and are quite happy living here. We also work over in LBV so it's a nice commute. The reason Kyle hates "older Celebration" is because mom and dad can't afford it. They had to buy into the cheaper/poorly made homes in the new development because that's all they could squeeze out of their wallets.That’s a little extreme, I’m quite happy living in celebration. I work in lake Buena vista so I never have to drive past old town. We have a nice Disney wilderness land buffer that surrounds the town. We can all hate Kyle but we don’t have to hate celebration
Especially when they lose to the 49ersI hope Casey has the snacks ready for tonight's big game. Otherwise, the starter house may have holes in the wall!
Don't worry Casey b cooking with all the new appliances and pots & pans that Kyle got for her. Then she can do the dishes, vacuum the house and take the trash out.I hope Casey has the snacks ready for tonight's big game. Otherwise, the starter house may have holes in the wall!
Bullying is never okay. Unless they are Mexican. -the Pallo FamilyThat reply from Susan also struck me as odd.
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Why would she assume that he'd hurt himself if his "career" fails? That right there tells me that it must be a regular 'threat' he uses on them to get what he wants.
His sister would post similar things too.
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