Kyle Pallo #53 Dance Like No One’s Watching, Because They Aren’t

[BlurryCat]

30 year old man wanting to go "silly cute" with a tattoo. Wow.

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Is he trying to be like his imaginary friend "Peter" with the tattoos here?

 

[BlurryCat]

He's deep into Mr Tito now

Bodybuilders usually want to get their sleep since sleep is very important for muscle growth, yet "Peter" is up until 3AM every night defending Kyle Pallo.
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If and when the lightbulb goes on that Peter and our boy KP are the same person, perhaps.

 

[Hazeleyes51]

Still got the ladder but WHY on 10/30 is he taking them down? Didn't even wait until Halloween? He was all gong ho with Halloween since August to only take them down BEFORE the actual day. So weird.

 

[JerzGurl]

And Peter/Kylie confirms he is hosted by a 3rd party

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...but the fact that the asshole blatantly lied and said DISNEY was hosting him is not an issue? He's caught in a lie AGAIN but he just wants to own TL's guesses. The fact is, TL knew he was lying about Disney hosting him!

 

[Heygrid]

What was even the point of today’s vlog? He did some stretching at the Polynesian where he briefly showed the sign that says anyone there can do it. Then goes to play pickleball, but doesn’t mention any details. Was he supposed to be showcasing something there? It seemed like there was an instructor.

He starts babbling about getting a free “treadmeal” and you can see Kevin’s demeanor shift as if he is uncomfortable with that statement. Also, Kevin looks completely over it already.

 

[BlurryCat]

Ok she is drunk and he is off his rocker, once again in this vlog

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I actually don't blame Alexa for being drunk for what seems like her entire visit so far. I'd need to be drunk too in order to tolerate the man-child.

 

[BlurryCat]

He's completely lying about being hosted by Disney World. I think he was going to use Casey's sister's bib but maybe after reading here he realizes he can't. I think when his vlogs are uploaded it's going to be pretty clear he's not hosted.

100% agree.

Kevin and Brianne (Casey's sister) are the runners. They do the event every year.
Kevin and Brianne had this booked well in advance.
Brianne couldn't make it (Kyle mentioned that Casey's family is in town so I'm not sure what exactly is going on there).
Kyle begged Casey, or Casey offered, to take Brianne's place because he needs content for his shitty vlog.
Since he does no research, Kyle assumed that he could use Brianne's bib.

I'm sure, since he reads Tattle every day, that after making the announcement he's learned that he can't use someone else's bib. So expect there to be some excuse as to why he can't run the 5K. I'm going with a 'flare up' of his Ankylosing Spondylitis.

It'll be interesting to see how he lies and covers up the other lies.

Things to look out for:

• Will the TV in the deluxe, lugjureee Animal Kingdom Lawsh room be off?
• Will he have any kind of credentials that Disney provided him?
• Will he have footage of the resort manager and/or Disney executives greeting him at the resort and escorting him to his room as he undoubtedly always claims but never captures on camera?

 

[Hardly Here]

I DEF would have bribed the face painter.

 

[CaptainSalty]

Funny how "Peter" showed up within several minutes that Kyle gets online and started tweeting.
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He's getting called out like crazy over there.
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In Kyle's mind he owned the "tattle clowns' because they were wrong and he's still being "hosted." Nevermind the fact that he specifically claimed he was being hosted by Disney.

The fact that he was not hosted by Disney, lied and tried to act as if he were, that is the biggest loss he could ever receive.

 

[BlurryCat]

It's Tito's Time for OR Guy

It's certainly Tito's Time, and right on schedule Peter Kyle is on and he's extra salty tonight.

Look at how badly this comment from Meghan upset the little troll. He actually went through her photos to try and "own" her by posting a photo of her finishing a marathon. More than the parasitic orc has ever done in his life.

Little man ends up getting his ass handed to him

Spoiler: Midget tries to own the hatters, ends up getting owned in the rest of the 'X' thread

 

[Adams & Brush]

So Kyle admits in the first minutes of today's vlog that he's unfamiliar with other "creators" invited to this thing & wants his stans to help him out by mentioning who any of them are in the comments. Dude doesn't know anyone in his industry? Zero effort networking there, my guy, but we all know, you do it best. As someone who's got a complete dud of a BIL myself, I'll admit, I do feel for Kevin here. You can tell that he's been roped in by the girls & is just there because Kyle's too chickenshit to to anything on his own, so Kevin's Kyle's minder for the duration & makes sure no one's too scary for oar guy to interact with. Pathetic

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

No one mentioned how it was Kevin's birthday today. And our boy KP was wearing his Iberostar shirt (he only wears it for special occasions).

I just realized... if it's Kevin's birthday then this 4-5 day Animal Kingdom Lodge stay + RunDisney 5K sounds like it was part of Kevin's birthday gift. Hence the "mind-blowing itinerary" that Kylie mentioned. Maybe Brianne or Kevin's family booked it for 2 people but Brianne couldn't go.

Speaking of Kevin's birthday....the put-put video is underperforming so Kyle pulled a trick from the JoJo bag of failure. Out with the birthday celebration and change the title with a celebrity name for faux clout.

 

[DonnyBergerStan]

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Oh no. His starfish hurts.

Kevin's face grimacing as he realizes just how much Kyle is playing up their relationship to queerbait his sugar daddy audience.

You're accountable as well, Kevin. If nobody tells this asshat "no", he's only going to continue to use and manipulate everyone.

 

[onechanz]

This is one of 100,000,000,000+ reasons I don’t mind making satire videos of this guy. I could never imagine saying this to a girlfriend, wife, partner. The “so there!” attitude

 

[BlurryCat]

Uh oh... not looking good for Grifty if true.

I got a chuckle at all the popcorn gif replies to this tweet.

 

[Twofingerpoint]

TV was off when he entered the room

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

He says he's going to get his Christmas decorations up ASAP because it doesn't feel like his apartment now and he's sad.

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That jersey is still looking good on the floor. Wonder if he got fancy holiday towels for any guests that come over to eat on the floor.

 

[croissantfurnace]

Look, I’m not trusting a fitcation company until they can manage to get Adrian and PMM in shape.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

I called it yesterday he’s going to be whining about how much it hurts. Fully recognize people have different levels of fitness, but he should be fine. It’s a 5k.

Are you serious? Complaining about a 5k? How out of shape does one have to be to need "pain meds"? The best part of all this? He's still on the hook for three more days of "fitcation" events.

P.S. One of us is an ultra runner and we would pay race fees, travel and hotel for Kyle to join us for a 50k race.

 

[BlurryCat]

WOAAAAH! Has Shaun FINALLY seen the light? Does he FINALLY understand what a douche and absolute POS human being Kyle Pallo is? Does he FINALLY realize why these threads exist and it’s just not a bunch of mean, jealous hatters who bully Kyle for no reason? Does he now see that Kyle isn’t the innocent, lovable, wholesome Disney Vlogger that he would love everyone to believe, but rather, he’s a narcissistic, lying, homophobic, racist, toxic person who has no real friends, and who constantly uses and manipulates the people who are in his life. Shaun has been one of his biggest fans and defenders, and Kyle never paid him ANY attention or had any sort of interaction with him, probably because he never gave him anything. Hell, even people who DID give him things, he was an ungrateful prick to them. I’m glad he’s finally seeing the light and who knows, maybe he will join the Tattlers he used to fight so hard in the past.

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And Shaun may not agree with it, but he needs to realize that the only reason that people go beyond 'constructive criticism' here is because Kyle has always done that to others and it's impossible to have any kind of constructive dialogue with him. He's always been the real bully and a real racist, misogynistic, homophobic, lying, toxic POS hiding behind an 'Innocent Disney Kid' facade. People make fun of his body and height because Kyle's a narcissist who puts down others over physical traits and long used his body and 'looks' to thirstbait viewers for his grift. Nothing wrong with admitting you were wrong. Plenty here were once fans until they realized who Kyle actually was. Like you said, Shaun spent all that time and effort defending Kyle and not once did Kyle ever acknowledge him. People may say "we told you so" but no one should rub it in his face if he actually has a change of heart. He'll find that those here are much more caring and supportive than Kyle ever was or will be.