Kyle Pallo #52 First Class Dreams, Low-Class Schemes

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I wonder what happened to that video, where he went back to the Wilderness Lodge and was able to get a golf cart? Wasn’t he posting himself driving around on IG. I believe Casey’s uncle was coming and staying out there if I remember correctly. I wonder if her family decided that they didn’t want to be on camera and he decided not to do a vlog. Or maybe he didn’t have enough content to post it because they just flat out refused to be filmed.
 
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Or spoke at a meeting like he does.
 
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Nate is one food item away from an ER visit and long hospital stay. It will cost him a year’s worth of vlogging money. I can’t believe no one his life pleads with him to stop.
None of these vloggers have a plan B if something happens and they can't vlog. Most of them don't even have health insurance or a retirement plan.
 
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I-talian. A side of salad. You know the castmember told him that marinara sauce was for the sausage and not the salad. So much talking out of his ass about things happening at AK. He must be using his inherited banker skills to know the ins and outs of Disney's financials.

I'm honestly only still watching because I think his descent into madness is getting closer and closer.
 
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They probably said, "Oh, here's the marinara to put on that" while he was picking up the salad and he never put 2 and 2 together.
 
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Oh and the number of times he said "plant food" and not "plant based food." I'm pretty sure he doesn't understand what he's eating. I mean, hell, it was years of him having impossible burgers before he found out it isn't meat. He didn't eat plant food, he ate things made from plants. It's a pretty simple distinction.
 
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They probably said, "Oh, here's the marinara to put on that" while he was picking up the salad and he never put 2 and 2 together.
He gets surprisingly more dense every day.
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This is the whole fucking thing. If he put in just the littlest bit of effort, his channel could be huge. If he had an editor cut out all the shit that makes him look stupid, add voice over when needed and he had any kind of real researched plan... ugh, it could be good. But we're a hate group right? We never give him any constructive criticism, right? If he stopped getting butthurt while reading Tattle and actually learned something, he could have the last laugh by being successful... but that would never happen.
 
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They probably said, "Oh, here's the marinara to put on that" while he was picking up the salad and he never put 2 and 2 together.
That’s exactly what happened! He’s so fucking stupid that even after he still didn’t get it because he posted it. He would’ve taken that shit out so quick so we wouldn’t have yet ANOTHER reason to roast his stupid ass.
 
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Kyle could but will never do a few things to make his channel more appealing to sponsors:

- Take a shower each and every day, clean clothes everyday
- Stop drinking when filming. NEVER be shitfaced at hosted events
- Use proper English. No one takes you seriously when you say OAR and EYEtalian
- Keep videos shorter by removing filler of riding in your car, at the airport bullshit
- Stop filming ass shots
- RESEARCH BEFORE YOU DO A VIDEO!!!
- ACTUALLY EDIT YOUR VIDEOS!!!!
- Update your Youtube banner! Seem to have the time to update your Twitter sock accounts
- Stop chewing gum and filming yourself eating
- A new gimmick, since your looks are fading quickly
 
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Here are the best comments from today’s dump. Uh Oh, did the Pallo Clown Posse have a day off??

 
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They probably said, "Oh, here's the marinara to put on that" while he was picking up the salad and he never put 2 and 2 together.
It’s like when he went to the Apple Store to have the scratch on his iPhone’s camera lens evaluated. He misconstrues what the store employees told him: get the coverage and go crack your phone screen (in order to get it repaired - duh, that still doesn’t address the lens scratch which isn’t covered).

Apple Store employee telling him to go crack his phone screen. Disney cast member telling him to put marinara over salad. He’s got to be that stupid to actually believe these things that people didn’t even say.
 
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Wonder how Kyle’s friend Parker [from the guys cruise] feels about the comments made about Animal Kingdom. I remember either Kyle or JoJo had a vlog with him working there.
 
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