OMG I can't. Just his "2 piece"? Ya mean TWO CENTS??? He is just so sheltered and clueless about any kind of normal phrase:
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LOVE.IT and he fell for it.
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Animal Kingdom is my favorite park. I go to Disney 1 per year (at best) and this is the park I like to wonder around more. Extra points now that is the park you are less likely to have him woooing during a ride.
It has the 2 best counter service restaurant in Satuli and Flame Tree. And the others like Marambe Markret or Yak and Yeti seems better than anything in MK or DHS.
there is Nomad Lounge as well for some drinks and churros, and some unique treats like the Pongu Lumpia or Colossal Cinnamon Roll, but he needs someone to pay for it.
The animal trails are fun, and I like going to Rafiki just to say hi to the Komodo Dragon that is on display there.
Anyway Kyle yes, AK sucks dont waste your time there. Keep wooooing Soarin which I hate.
It has the 2 best counter service restaurant in Satuli and Flame Tree. And the others like Marambe Markret or Yak and Yeti seems better than anything in MK or DHS.
there is Nomad Lounge as well for some drinks and churros, and some unique treats like the Pongu Lumpia or Colossal Cinnamon Roll, but he needs someone to pay for it.
The animal trails are fun, and I like going to Rafiki just to say hi to the Komodo Dragon that is on display there.
Anyway Kyle yes, AK sucks dont waste your time there. Keep wooooing Soarin which I hate.
Back to begging for the cruise:
I can't imagine why Disney isn't falling all over itself inviting him to things with an attitude like that.
Ok so my intention is not to shame anyone but I just want to see if my eyes deceive me. In the recent pumpkins patch photo of Casey post hair cut is it just me or does it look like she’s out of proportion? Like the jorts down are someone else’s bottom half from a much larger person than the top half. Was it photo shopped? Is she wearing a diaper under the jorts? It doesn’t look right. It smells like altered…
I think it's using whatever filter/lens Kyle uses to make himself look thinner. So the image is being squeezed vertically.
He was just “in his thoughts” guys! 
Thoughts and prayers
His sole agenda with parks is rides. Guests don’t always want to race through the park and race out. They also want to take in the ambience of the park. They want to stroll. There is no way AK is a 2 hour park.
“I think there’s some garlic in this marinara as well” 
I wonder if it was juicy?“I think there’s some garlic in this marinara as well”
Kyle fails to realize that he's ruined the parks for himself by being at them literally every day. The average person does not go to Animal Kingdom (or any park) for 2 hours and then leave because there's a ton more to do that they don't see every week so they aren't bored by it.
He’s got to get back to “inflatable Jack” at the apartment.
Rename the channel “Komplaint Pallo”
He also says, "I'm gonna go with ... "
He's giving advice from a perspective that doesn't apply to any of his viewers. He's a lazy, whiny, burnt out local passholder who has been to the parks over a thousand times and profits off his visits no matter how short they are. PCDev does the same and his audience credits him for being "real" about Disney.
So in Kyle English, "2 piece is chum change"
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