Kyle Pallo #42 So Booty Butthurt at the Hatters, It Bleeds When He Wipes

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Imagine you're a patient at this dentist, and you arrive for your appointment, open the door to the waiting room and see this set-up. Guy breathing heavily and talking to himself, with a camera set up on a nearby chair capturing a selfie video. :p:m
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Is he writing down his fears? That would be a long list.

Kylie's fears:

Adulthood
Hatters
Oceans
Heights
Dentists
Salesmen
Airports
Toyota dealerships
Paying for things
"Swish" cheese
Responsibility
Dashboard warning lights
 
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Imagine you're a patient at this dentist, and you arrive for your appointment, open the door to the waiting room and see this set-up. Guy breathing heavily and talking to himself, with a camera set up on a nearby chair capturing a selfie video. :p:m
And he wonders why there are never any people around him wherever he goes. 🤦🏻‍♀️ If I saw someone with a camera mindlessly yapping away, I’d steer as far away as possible. In NYC, we keep away from the people who talk to themselves. That’s called street smarts.
 
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Is he writing down his fears? That would be a long list.

Kylie's fears:

Adulthood
Hatters
Oceans
Heights
Dentists
Salesmen
Airports
Toyota dealerships
Paying for things
"Swish" cheese
Responsibility
Dashboard warning lights
Almost spit out my coffee at that last one lol
 
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Is he writing down his fears? That would be a long list.

Kylie's fears:

Adulthood
Hatters
Oceans
Heights
Dentists
Salesmen
Airports
Toyota dealerships
Paying for things
"Swish" cheese
Responsibility
Dashboard warning lights
Don’t Forget:
Exercise
Gyms
Healthy Living
Google
Work
The English Language
BB-8 (cameras b spying inside)
Shopping for Clothes (outside of Disney and Super Dry brands)
Shoe Shopping
Taking a picture with anyone taller than 5’4”
Musicals
Showers
 
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Barely took 3 days for this thread. Might be a record. To quote twatwaffle... "I've never seen this before."
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His newest and most unintentionally funny catchphrases is, "I love exposing myself."
 
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Thanks for the likes everyone. I would provide a recap, but KP's team would just delete it.
 
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Finally watched Papa Meat’s video. Freakin hilarious. And it wasn’t even that mean. Like, I think I could’ve genuinely laughed it off if it was about me.
 
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Geez you go to sleep only to find a new thread already up? Glad I didn't leave town this weekend lol
 
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Don’t Forget:
Exercise
Gyms
Healthy Living
Google
Work
The English Language
BB-8 (cameras b spying inside)
Shopping for Clothes (outside of Disney and Super Dry brands)
Shoe Shopping
Taking a picture with anyone taller than 5’4”
Musicals
Showers
And:
Yellow teeth
JoJo's one million subscriber YouTube plaque
Casey's judgment of his drinking
 
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A Daily :poop: Dump of going to the dentist and eating?
Who wouldn't love to see that?
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I’m NOT Happy: Dentist Day With Some Lunch
At Disney’s Hollywood Studios. My NEW Bed Arrived

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Kyle Pallo
186K subscribers
( JoJo at 1,330,000 subscribers)

Ratio'd so hard out his booty butt it bleeds
(y)1.5K ___ (n)2.7K
 
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BTW: Today's Kyle :poop: Pile with the very poor cosplay thumbnail of Iron Man & Pepper (Here it's more Iron Midget & Whatever) highlights one thing:
The Dowdy Doormat Discount should keep the cheap wig. It's the first time her 'hair' has looked at all sytled. She looks a little like a second hand
pole dancer at an Alabama strip joint, but better than usual.
 
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Of course his first mission is food...
Our manchild needs lip balm... they are gross all cracked and white dry patches!
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He has so much Disney knowledge...
He calls the Queen of Hearts the Evil Queen. Idiot
 
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Casey tells him there's cheese dripping all over and he picks the cheese up with his fingers and sticks them in his mouth. :sick: :sick: :sick:

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