Kyle Pallo #35 Kyle & Casey Turds' of a Feather

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Kyle: "Guys! I finally bought a Lambro'! "Vrooom.....vroooom!"
In all seriousness, that would actually be the perfect size for Kyle. He could take photos in it for Instagram and people would think it was a real, life-size Lamborghini. Oh darn, I just gave him an idea...
 
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Kyle has never once responded to him or even acknowledged that he exists.
That’s not true - Kyle liked his comment on yesterday’s vlog where Shaun made it sound like he stays at the Grand Floridian and Swan and Dolphin whenever he stays at Disney. Way better odds to get his attention when you flex your wallet, isn’t it?
 
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Tried to force myself to scroll through today's Kyle Pile. It was so
excruciating just at a glance, I couldn't make it.
And now in glorious 4K !

 
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Well, that's progress, he got a "LIKE"

Maybe now that Shaun has Kyle's attention he will get a misspelled and abbreviated 2 word response by the end of the year.
 
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In all seriousness, that would actually be the perfect size for Kyle. He could take photos in it for Instagram and people would think it was a real, life-size Lamborghini. Oh darn, I just gave him an idea...
To quote the late Ed McMahon: "You are correct sir!"

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Well, that's progress, he got a "LIKE"

Maybe now that he has Kyle's attention he will get a misspelled and abbreviated 2 word response by the end of the year.
With any encouragement, I feel "Shaun's" next 'response' could be from the hedges nearby as Pallo exits his old hoopty' Barbiemobile':
"Oh Kyle! I was so afraid I'd missed you. Two days sleeping in these hedges
was worth it now that we're together."

 
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I’m actually waiting for the great unboxing of that bin on his deck where he keeps EVERYTHING people sent him. I mean he was saving it for when he has his own place right??
I can't wait. There's so much stuff in that crate by now watching him empty it will be like watching that clown car trick where they open the door and twenty clowns climb out because they're sneaking into it from behind.
 
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Watching todays Epcot video bragging about rope dropping with that greasy mop peeking out of his shitty hat that probably looks yellow in person.

I just have to know how bad does he smell? I just imagine like petting zoo funk. He just looks like someone once tried to describe pheromones to him and he took it too far.
 
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Watching todays Epcot video bragging about rope dropping with that greasy mop peeking out of his shitty hat that probably looks yellow in person.
That hat is the new OnClouds. Once white but now a shade of yellow. How old is that thing?

I just have to know how bad does he smell? I just imagine like petting zoo funk. He just looks like someone once tried to describe pheromones to him and he took it too far.
I have a morbid curiosity too. I imagine it must be pretty horrific. I was hoping someone would run into him at the parks and could describe it. There was someone here who said he ran into Kyle a few months ago and shook his hand so he must have got a whiff.
 
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Perhaps if I run into him six months from now I could back but I believe he was on a cruise the last time I went. And honestly I really don’t care to meet him irl.

Maybe I just have high hygiene standards? I don’t know.
 
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Kyle had to REALLY reek this day. I remember this bizarre moment in a Magic Kingdom 50th vlog. JoJo left for a break and returned to Magic Kingdom. JoJo explained Kyle asked him to bring deodorant. [Can’t make this up. ]



JoJo hands him the deodorant. The closest thing to a thank you from Kyle, “Yes! Oh you brought mine.” Kyle then asks about cologne, “I said deodorant AND cologne.” JoJo simply says, “My bad bro.”



The exchange can be found here.

 
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Perhaps if I run into him six months from now I could back but I believe he was on a cruise the last time I went. And honestly I really don’t care to meet him irl.

Maybe I just have high hygiene standards? I don’t know.
Forget high hygiene standards... he doesn't have any hygiene standards.
  • Sleeps in the clothes he spends all day walking around and sweating in
  • Rarely showers
  • Hasn't been to a dentist in 3+ years (time is issue)
  • Wears the same unwashed clothes every day
  • The few times he does laundry every year, he uses fabric softener instead of detergent
  • Shoes are rotting and disintegrating Finally got new shoes
  • Hat is yellowing from all the sweat and grease
Oh, and he's always drenched in sweat... and with that diet of pure grease, sugar, and alcohol that can't smell good. He just looks like someone who reeks.
 
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I met him last October. I didn’t get a whiff of anything funky and he was def more calm acting than he is while camera is rolling. Also for height reference I’m like like 5’5 and he was a tad bit taller than me so his claims of being about 5’6- 5’7 are true but he is def not no 5’9.
 
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Someone needs to clip that part and post it. so cringe how desperate for free booze.

 
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What a spoiled entitled dick. Dude your roommate did something decent for you and you don't even say thank you, you get upset because he didn't bring whore spray? Damn. Just.... unbelievable.
 
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Absolutely. When it comes to learning about different things to do at WDW and beyond, PMM does a great job. It's quite amazing that Kyle doesn't see all of these people around him and just do the same. You don't even have to do it better, just be as good. But he's incapable of that and now he's trying to hang on to Disney & Universal because of all of the damage he's done by making them look bad. I just shake my head.
 
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