Kyle Pallo #26 His ass is bigger than his future

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CaseyDoormat

She’s also a VIP tour guide at Disney which brings on the most income since they receive good tips. Even Kylie tipped his guide $500 I think he said when they did the tour. She just does the HHN for a side job I think since it’s only for a few months
 
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SHRIMP KING PALLO

Just look at her and her friends in her YouTube thumbnail when Kelsie and Krista and Lindy Goldstein and all the UCF sororities are out there. No way she has a sugar daddy
 
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cuddlycritic

SHRIMP KING PALLO said:
Just look at her and her friends in her YouTube thumbnail when Kelsie and Krista and Lindy Goldstein and all the UCF sororities are out there. No way she has a sugar daddy
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Lol at one point you discussed the idea of buying Lora expensive things and taking her on getaways… is that hard to believe now?

Taylor swift tickets at floor level point towards that or she’s really dumb with her savings and blows it on concert tickets.. but I’m thinking sugar daddy.
 
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SHRIMP KING PALLO

Her bumble profile and LinkedIn both scream desperation and that usually works to my advantage
 
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GreyStroke

Not even Lora can get his views back past 30K. I really hope were witnessing the end of this channel.
 
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SnapChet

The Daily Deuce is hardly worth reviewing any longer: SAD
Ratio'd ____ of course.
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SnapChet

Well, no new tweet in 3 days. Curious.

It's easier to find Waldo than Casey Doormat.

Old canned double deuces of NOTHING to fill space.

And today: 'Watch Me Walk and Eat' as I blabber word salads.

I'd say some Bigly'Noooz' is coming. He's got to do something to try to resuscitate this corpse of a vlog or GAME - SET - MATCH - OVER!

Time for a:
"Guys I need to tell you something..." ? Perhaps a breakup? Don't think so, but it would be wrong not to speculate.
("OH NOO' Kyle!" the Hulkster will weep and wail. "She wasn't good enough for you anyway." )

"Guys I may have to leave for a while." ? He never does, btw, but uses this ploy often to try to get more $$$$ and gifts coming in from the fools who follow him.
("OH NOO' Kyle!" the Hulkster will weep and wail. "Stay strong buddy. I'll go sell some blood and send you the money."

"Guys my car's breaking down and so is my health..." ? I need some cash ASAP. Pity and sympathy ploy often used in the past to get aid quickly.
(OH NOO' Kyle!" the Hulkster will weep and wail. " I'm praying for you and your car. Thoughts & Prayers. Do you dream about me like I do you?"
Time for another cruise? Time for another "Woe is MEEEE'" vid from the Orlando Pines? Perhaps a medicinal spa day to cure it all?
So on with the show:
 
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BlurryCat

Another Daily Dump from Kyle's failing YouTube channel

Today we're at Animal Kingdom. Kyle begins by complaining about how crowded it is while walking into the park. Kyle describes the park as a "dumpster fire."

BIG MOMENT!!! (cue fake cheering and clapping) over a finished fence in the park. Kyle tells his viewers to thumbs up the video (I made sure to thumbs down)

Good guy Kyle finds a barrier post leaning up against a wall, says it could be dangerous, then films himself putting it back in the hole while saying "look at me! Disney cast member Kyle at your service!"

(Only 5 minutes in....I had to skip through the rest because I can't stomach it anymore)

The rest of the video is just him walking around the park aimlessly while complaining about the wait times and crowds.

The little con-man then films himself eating some fries.



Then he gets a Yeti Sundae which he shoves straight into his gaping piehole.




If you're wondering what Kyle thought of the sundae, he describes it as "NUMMY"
 
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GreyStroke

I hope he doesn't make another Kyle Pile today with the news of Annual Passes returning.
 
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SnapChet

Today's Vlog Crapapalooza' in 6 quick caps.
[*The walking around filming aimlessly the crowds, the concrete, the grass and pointing out a couple of miniscule things that need to be repaired (slamming Disney just a bit is required) is all taken for granted. ]

It should have been entitled: Kyle's Disney Diet
Filming some food on the ground.
Eating the food that was just filmed on the ground.
(Later) Filming some french fries placed artistically on a garbage can.
Eating the fries that were placed on top of a garbage can.
(Later) Filming ice cream.
Eating the ice cream he just filmed.

And, honestly, I don't think I missed a thing spending just a couple of minutes scrolling though and capping the only highlights.
(takes a bow)
 
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SPM418

I guess he is filing the void while Paging Mr. Morrow travels to London.
 
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NanTeaDrew

Kyle Pallo #27 So boring even Susan Amen stopped watching.

Whoever creates the new post remember to tag it with Kyle Pallo Threads and Disney Vloggers Threads. Is there a way to get the Disney Vloggers Threads tag added to this before it gets locked?
 
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MichaelKaysHairyBack

They don't make as much as one might think. And the ones that do make money, sell their souls and work all the time. Something she doesn't do.

Anyone else notice in today's video he's filming while walking past Club 33 and never mentions it. He probably doesn't even know it's there.
 
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Scooby Don't

New thread...

Kyle Pallo #27 Watching his figger get bigger

Welcome to the latest instalment of the ongoing adventures of Girth-growing Grifter Kyle Pallo. In the last thread Kyle did nothing much of interest as usual. You know the score by now; drinking sugar-laden alcoholic chuggers too much, eating nummy cheese and shrimp too much, treating his beard...
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