Could it be that there might be trouble in Paradise? In the weeks since KP introduced us to the love of his life, she has appeared in almost every single one of his videos. However, that seems to have changed now. They got off the Virgin cruise over a week ago and Pallo used all of last week to take a break and show 8, yes-count them 8, vlogs of the same cruise crap on a daily basis. No signs of CD yesterday or today. Perhaps she hasn't been with him since the day they came off the cruise? (I thought it was really strange when she didn't accompany the other three to the dinner celebration in honor of JoJo's 900,000 subs.) Has she finally come to her senses? Could Pallo be using this time to think up an excuse as to why we haven't seen her and won't be seeing her anymore? For Casey's sake, I hope this might be true.
Hmmm..... perhaps this is the reason that Sister-Wife is rushing down to Orlando ASAP?
"Trouble in paradise?" ____ And Mousey Doormat HAS been AWOL? Still, she has a real job....hmmmm?
It is interesting. Still, she seemed as stuck to her widdle' darlin' Pallo pup as a starving tick. In general, she seems to love the attention and often buries her moon-shaped puss right beside his into his camera..... and excuses every disgusting and depraved move he makes.
Perhaps the 'cuteness' is wearing off. After a few days of that, you could imagine anyone saying, "OMFG! Years of THIS fool? A LIFETIME?
OH HELL NOOOOO'! I'M OUT! " ___
IF there has been a rift, expect the "WOE IS MEEEEEE'!" pity party to begin and soon. "I'm suffering and despressed. Only a cruise, a spa visit or two, and a few staycations can save me. I loved so hard and so much I've neglected YOU. But never again my dear, dear devotees. Won't YOU dear fans help me? I live only for YOU and YOU know that. Get that money to me (*gift cards accepted) and be generous, and anything sellable on Ebay is OK if it's expaansive'.
Yours in Jesus' grifting name.
Kyle XOXOXOXOXO'... to infinity and beyond."
In any case, he'll need Nurse Matron to be by his side to comfort him. Maybe she'll take him on another cringe worthy cruise where, like last time, they can be alone together, share a bed, and he can begin the healing process.
BE WRONG NOT TO SPECULATE.
Alexis:
"You mean she just dumped you?
Just like that? Are you going to be OK?"