Still being waited on by his family while filming the hurricane fallout distraction videos.
Never forget the reason why.
Never forget the reason why.
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I guess being the third child he’s used to being an entitled spoiled brat. Gets away with demanding his older siblings and parents do everything for him. It’s sad.
Felt like I should bring these forward to the new thread for the new folks and so we don't get distracted by his heartwarming homecoming.
The sfgate.com hurricane article: Frustration, anger as Disney World vloggers posted Hurricane Ian content
The sfgate.com hurricane article: Frustration, anger as Disney World vloggers posted Hurricane Ian content
I decided this morning that I wouldn’t allow this turd to trigger me. Then I started to watch today’s vlog…. I felt like I was watching a 5 year old! And that was before they arrived at the pumpkin, or as he says, “punkin” farm!!! Then he points to a tractor and says, “ there is the famous Wisconsin John Deere tractor.” John Deere has NOTHING to do with Wisconsin other than farmers there purchase them. They are from Illinois!! Moline to be exact! He honestly thinks nobody has seen snow. Or that Wisconsin is the only state that experiences fall/autumn and no other states have pumpkin patches. Seriously Kylie! YOU ARE A VACUOUS IDIOT!! (I’ll try again tomorrow to not let him trigger me)
His return home was for an ego boost and damage control after the blowback over his cringe video of him wearing upside down swim goggles while jumping in puddles like some mentally challenged 4 year old __ and he did it less than 24 hours after a hurricane had killed more than a 100+ of his fellow Floridians, devastated countless thousands of lives and destroyed billions of dollars in properties, land, crops.
He did it while many of the people in surrounding Orange County were still struggling to survive, their lives under water, their homes and cars washed away or destroyed or made unlivable by the flood waters.
THIS IS WHO HE IS.
This fu*king tit show of "Little Kyle Comes Home to the Land of Cheese Curds and Spotted Cows," was his perverse attempt to put a ribbon on his turd of a vlogging life, a cringe attempt to picture some distorted Currier & Ives Pallo Family life is pure bullshit.
He's there, he says, because he hasn't seen them "..in, like, forever" ... "...at least 3 or 4 months." What the actual F*CK? A 30 year old man who is suddenly so homesick? Bullshit. He could ZOOM, Skype, FaceToFace..etc. with each of them every damned day if he wanted. AND evidently his dear, dear Sissy, Nurse Ratchet, is heading for Orlando this week?
Again, this was all a ruse. He uses home for pics with the odious Pallo clan to get oooos' and aaaahhhhs' from the loathsome mouthbreathers who eat this tit up and ask for more. His site is becoming stagnant, and his fellow parasite JoJo has just reached half a million subs and that must just be eating the egoistic little prick Pallo up inside.
So now back to Orlando after that refreshing, what was it, couple of days back with the family he hadn't seen "...in like forever."
At best, most of that gaggle pet him, he uses them and that's the devil's bargain they've created. They're willing props and he's more than willing to use them.
The whole bunch just make my flesh crawl. (*Excluding the grandparents and unseen brother, of course.) They are willing to coddle Pallo and he's willing to use them. It's, evidently, the way it's always been.
(It's all about the clicks, the subs..etc. If one of his family died tomorrow, I have no doubt he'd take his 'fans' to the cemetery to 'mourn' with him, postition the camera for maximum effect to see his feigned grief, and then watch immediately to see if his upvote count and subs increase.)
His channel can't survive when he tries to go it alone. He ALWAYS needs some human props to keep things going.
When you see them all together, that bunch isn't a vision of The Pastoral Midwest Buccolic Family. Hell, The Manson Family had closer ties than this dysfunctional gaggle of cheese curds.
He did it while many of the people in surrounding Orange County were still struggling to survive, their lives under water, their homes and cars washed away or destroyed or made unlivable by the flood waters.
THIS IS WHO HE IS.
This fu*king tit show of "Little Kyle Comes Home to the Land of Cheese Curds and Spotted Cows," was his perverse attempt to put a ribbon on his turd of a vlogging life, a cringe attempt to picture some distorted Currier & Ives Pallo Family life is pure bullshit.
He's there, he says, because he hasn't seen them "..in, like, forever" ... "...at least 3 or 4 months." What the actual F*CK? A 30 year old man who is suddenly so homesick? Bullshit. He could ZOOM, Skype, FaceToFace..etc. with each of them every damned day if he wanted. AND evidently his dear, dear Sissy, Nurse Ratchet, is heading for Orlando this week?
Again, this was all a ruse. He uses home for pics with the odious Pallo clan to get oooos' and aaaahhhhs' from the loathsome mouthbreathers who eat this tit up and ask for more. His site is becoming stagnant, and his fellow parasite JoJo has just reached half a million subs and that must just be eating the egoistic little prick Pallo up inside.
So now back to Orlando after that refreshing, what was it, couple of days back with the family he hadn't seen "...in like forever."
At best, most of that gaggle pet him, he uses them and that's the devil's bargain they've created. They're willing props and he's more than willing to use them.The whole bunch just make my flesh crawl. (*Excluding the grandparents and unseen brother, of course.) They are willing to coddle Pallo and he's willing to use them. It's, evidently, the way it's always been.
(It's all about the clicks, the subs..etc. If one of his family died tomorrow, I have no doubt he'd take his 'fans' to the cemetery to 'mourn' with him, postition the camera for maximum effect to see his feigned grief, and then watch immediately to see if his upvote count and subs increase.)
His channel can't survive when he tries to go it alone. He ALWAYS needs some human props to keep things going.
When you see them all together, that bunch isn't a vision of The Pastoral Midwest Buccolic Family. Hell, The Manson Family had closer ties than this dysfunctional gaggle of cheese curds.
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I can’t even right now 
Susan Amen singing a love song is not what I had planned for today.
Susan Amen singing a love song is not what I had planned for today.
Dear sweet Baby Mr. Jesus!I can’t even right now
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Everyone needs to watch it and stick around to the end because there’s some FANTASTIC moments especially one towards the end that have me howling
THIS!! THIS!!!! THIS!!!!!!! THIS!!!!!His return home was for an ego boost and damage control after the blowback over his cringe video of him wearing upside down swim goggles while jumping in puddles like some mentally challenged 4 year old __ and he did it less than 24 hours after a hurricane had killed more than a 100+ of his fellow Floridians, devastated countless thousands of lives and destroyed billions of dollars in properties, land, crops.
He did it while many of the people in surrounding Orange County were still struggling to survive, their lives under water, their homes and cars washed away or destroyed or made unlivable by the flood waters.
THIS IS WHO HE IS.
This fu*king tit show of "Little Kyle Comes Home to the Land of Cheese Curds and Spotted Cows," was his perverse attempt to put a ribbon on his turd of a vlogging life, a cringe attempt to picture some distorted Currier & Ives Pallo Family life is pure bullshit.
He's there, he says, because he hasn't seen them "..in, like, forever" ... "...at least 3 or 4 months." What the actual F*CK? A 30 year old man who is suddenly so homesick? Bullshit. He could ZOOM, Skype, FaceToFace..etc. with each of them every damned day if he wanted. AND evidently his dear, dear Sissy, Nurse Ratchet, is heading for Orlando this week?
Again, this was all a ruse. He uses home for pics with the odious Pallo clan to get oooos' and aaaahhhhs' from the loathsome mouthbreathers who eat this tit up and ask for more. His site is becoming stagnant, and his fellow parasite JoJo has just reached half a million subs and that must just be eating the egoistic little prick Pallo up inside.
So now back to Orlando after that refreshing, what was it, couple of days back with the family he hadn't seen "...in like forever."
The whole bunch just make my flesh crawl. (*Excluding the grandparents and unseen brother, of course.) They are willing to coddle Pallo and he's willing to use them. It's, evidently, the way it's always been.
(It's all about the clicks, the subs..etc. If one of his family died tomorrow, I have no doubt he'd take his 'fans' to the cemetery to 'mourn' with him, postition the camera for maximum effect to see his feigned grief, and then watch immediately to see if his upvote count and subs increase.)
His channel can't survive when he tries to go it alone. He ALWAYS needs some human props to keep things going.
When you see them all together, that bunch isn't a vision of The Pastoral Midwest Buccolic Family. Hell, The Manson Family had closer ties than this dysfunctional gaggle of cheese curds.
His mind set is. “How can I manipulate this to MY advantage?” Heck in his vlog today he admitted that he likes to “forget”” his wallet so he doesn’t have to pay!!
I legit thought i was gonna pass out!!I can’t even right now
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Susan went from just a national treasure to an international sensation with this one! Her words hit so much different when set to music! LOVE it!
LMAO!! “My love is a meal kit and you took the last one.” I can’t stop laughing!I can’t even right now
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Can someone who suffered through the whole vlog let me know what he's clickbaiting with the "We Drove 30 Miles Just for this to Happen" title?
Why should this POS ever have to pay when dumb people just throw money at him?
The farm they wanted to go to was closed- or not offering all the kitchy stuff they wanted to vlog during the week. Apparently, Google is a foreign concept to them…
OH! ___ the reply, the Avatar, the Moniker, the emojis.... 
I'm ded'!
Kyle’s tiny@Kylestinypeepee
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I'm ded'!
Kyle’s tiny@Kylestinypeepee
I’m what’s in KP’s future when all he has left is Only Fans. The streets are talking and based on the Tattle Life reviews I’m neither a grow’er or a show’er!
Kyle’s headJoined October 2022
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They drove 30 miles to a pumpkin patch only to find out their reservation to the patch was for the day before.
He's already back in Orlando?! Dammit.
Does anyone know what in the actual duck is up Susan Amen? Those videos are hilarious and boarderline disturbing.
Does anyone know what in the actual duck is up Susan Amen? Those videos are hilarious and boarderline disturbing.
Lmaoooo OMGI legit thought i was gonna pass out!!
so did kyle book it?
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