Krusties #8 Pull up a beanbag, enjoy with mates, thread of fun, defo no hates

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Lmao xx
 
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Did someone mention (@)(@)?? Evening my lovely friends and a happy daffodil day too (albeit a bit late, just got home, sowwee) xx

I'll let you all have your pancakes, I shan't steal them off you folks I can eat one, but after that they won't go down, don't know why. Told you I'm an oddity, me. I think my mother must have used the same frying pan to cook fishfingers or beefburgers when I was a kid & then did the pancakes after, that's my excuse anyway

Day 2 at work over...and no injuries!!
Good! You are BANNED from having anything to do with boxes from now on xx
 
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Can you come into work with me tomorrow and tell my bosses that please lol.
Mum fishfinger flavoured pancakes!...that would scar you for life
 
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You know me by now I speak my mind. I am annoyed by celebs who supposedly design their clothing line and say “I designed it so it gave you a nipped in waist”, “I made it so the sleeves revealed a lovely print when you rolled them back”. No you didn’t, the designer did that. Pisses me off and no I have never bought clothing by a celebrity.

My famous tale I saw a lovely bracelet Kylie Minogue was wearing. I bought it, it turned my wrist green and in the bin it went.

Scrooge is early this year!

lol the predictive text came out with Kylie Minotaur!
 
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Minotaur sounds better lol
 
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Can you come into work with me tomorrow and tell my bosses that please lol.
Mum fishfinger flavoured pancakes!...that would scar you for life
It did, that's why I don't bloody like them!

Oh of course, I'll do a full health & safety inspection (her-hermm) and risk assessment to make sure you're not lifting stuff you shouldn't be after a work related accident & while you're still recovering & ask to look at whether they continually refresh their staff training regularly in regards to manual handling (her-hermm again) will that do for starters?
 
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Sounds good to me...especially the manual handling lmao
 
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Sounds good to me...especially the manual handling lmao
Haha, yes, we always used to laugh about that one, I worked for a large government agency years ago on their training & we'd always throw a few jokes in for the ladies to laugh at 'bend your knees and grip it securely with both hands' it was funny at times.
 
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I'd love to work along side you..it would be a laugh
 
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Long time follower of this threat and first time poster. Felt compelled to post after the last few videos he’s posted. Just find it completely heartbreaking for his son. Imagine god forbid people in his school finding these videos of his Dad talking about “strippers and pornstars”. I used to have a bit of sympathy for Paul but now with all of these inappropriate and weird things coming out of the woodwork I feel physically sick.
 
Who is Paul!

Who is making what for dinner tonight !
 
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I think you may have the wrong thread. We are interested in the Katie price saga but have made this thread because we are sick of the woman...is that who you mean?

Who is Paul!

Who is making what for dinner tonight !
Pizza and pancakes. The pancakes went very well. Like I said, I'm a great tosser I didn't have one myself but the whole family had some, served with sugar, lemon, chocolate spread or mackeys vanilla ice cream x
I've got a spare to heat up for anyone that can take it add your own toppings xx
 
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I'd love to work along side you..it would be a laugh
Well, youve got to laugh to stay bloody sane I think I've just caught up over there, blimey I need a stiff drink now xx

Ah, well done Mrs E see, that looks really nice, I might even have a try of that one xx
 
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Well, youve got to laugh to stay bloody sane I think I've just caught up over there, blimey I need a stiff drink now xx


Ah, well done Mrs E see, that looks really nice, I might even have a try of that one xx
I need food but kitchen feels miles away lol
 
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Bless you, I think this is where you meant to be
 
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Hugger, you are soooo smart, thoughtful and clever...when can you move in?
 
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I need food but kitchen feels miles away lol
Well I was just giggling to myself, I thought of the Just Eat advert & thought 'Yep, we'll nick snoop dog's dog, fit it with some saddlebags just like that old 1972 film where the dogs rob the bank, but send 'em to rob Maccies for you instead

Hugger, you are soooo smart, thoughtful and clever...when can you move in?
Well it's daffodil day intit. Got to reunite a poor lost little lamb with their flock today Ems
 
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