Krusties #8 Pull up a beanbag, enjoy with mates, thread of fun, defo no hates

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How young are you Al, you seem like a young trooper still training
My children are more mature than me. I will admit to being told off by them. You're as old as you feel...

I'm 57

 

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You dirty pussy night night missus, sleep tight, mind the chest bugs don't bite xx

haha It'll be ok as long as they're not cocaine-addicted Ladybugs. Night, lovely...and all the krusties.

 

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I'm 57

Ah, there you are, thought you'd disappeared with ferret poisoning for a bit there

 

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Ah, there you are, thought you'd disappeared with ferret poisoning for a bit there

I'm here lol

@Facehugger what you up to

 

[Facehugger]

I'm here lol

Lurking watching all the titty talk no doubt I'm right offended me, we are all 'chav ilk' akin to KP all us tattoo folk, how immensely rood!

 

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Lurking watching all the titty talk no doubt I'm right offended me, we are all 'chav ilk' akin to KP all us tattoo folk, how immensely rood!

duck em

 

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duck em

Yep, too right. I'm just sat watching bloody MasterChef Australia of all things, just a noise in the corner really, other than that I'm bored now everyone's gone to bed, you'll have to entertain me I'm afraid

 

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Yep, too right. I'm just sat watching bloody MasterChef Australia of all things, just a noise in the corner really, other than that I'm bored now everyone's gone to bed, you'll have to entertain me I'm afraid

I'm lying here watching gold rush and not really listening to it!....I'd entertain you anyway you wanted

 

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I'm lying here watching gold rush and not really listening to it!....I'd entertain you anyway you wanted

Oh dear, what a bloody pair, Saturday night & staring at the telly! I'd say put a bit of Scooter V's Status Quo on & do the hop but your helmet would fall off, you'd bugger your shoulder again & I'd give meself black eyes so maybe not a good idea really

 

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Oh dear, what a bloody pair, Saturday night & staring at the telly! I'd say put a bit of Scooter V's Status Quo on & do the hop but your helmet would fall off, you'd bugger your shoulder again & I'd give meself black eyes so maybe not a good idea really

I know lol...we know how to live lol. I could think of other things to do but better not say on here!

 

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I know lol...we know how to live lol. I could think of other things to do but better not say on here!

No, you be quiet, we'll get showered in Zoflora again honestly, I can remember not even going out before 11pm of a weekend, then coming home at 4am, getting up & going to work for 9am too, god's sake, that would kill me these days

 

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No, you be quiet, we'll get showered in Zoflora again honestly, I can remember not even going out before 11pm of a weekend, then coming home at 4am, getting up & going to work for 9am too, god's sake, that would kill me these days

I can have 2 pints and be fucked for days..older I get the longer the hangover lasts. Plus I hate pubs now the smell makes me ill lol

 

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I can have 2 pints and be fucked for days..older I get the longer the hangover lasts. Plus I hate pubs now the smell makes me ill lol

The older I get, the more I can't be doing with drunken fuckwits, I rarely go out to hostelries any more. You're best off on your sofa with the dog and us Tattle ladies my friend

 

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The older I get, the more I can't be doing with drunken fuckwits, I rarely go out to hostelries any more. You're best off on your sofa with the dog and us Tattle ladies my friend

Totally agree, best place to be..I don't have any social media so this place does me just fine.
I'm getting now that I can't be arsed with anyone now lol, so having you guys to chat to and talk to is great

 

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Totally agree, best place to be..I don't have any social media so this place does me just fine.
I'm getting now that I can't be arsed with anyone now lol, so having you guys to chat to and talk to is great

Same here, I have a very few close trusted friends but I'm happiest at home behind my locked front door chatting with you lovely folks on here people say it's only a gossip site but no, it's not, you do make friends & care just the same as in RL xx

 

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Same here, I have a very few close trusted friends but I'm happiest at home behind my locked front door chatting with you lovely folks on here people say it's only a gossip site but no, it's not, you do make friends & care just the same as in RL xx

Yeah I can count my friends on one hand..home is best, this place is so cool with lots of lovely people...just like you.
Beats looking at bleeping porn all night lol

 

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Yeah I can count my friends on one hand..home is best, this place is so cool with lots of lovely people...just like you.
Beats looking at bleeping porn all night lol

Right, now the truth comes out, that's how you did your shoulder innit, you dirty devil, when you said you overdid it with boxes silly bloody me assumed you meant the cardboard sort, god I'm so dumb

 

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Right, now the truth comes out, that's how you did your shoulder innit, you dirty devil, when you said you overdid it with boxes silly bloody me assumed you meant the cardboard sort, god I'm so dumb

Lmao...wrong hand
We've all looked at it lol

 

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Lmao...wrong hand

Yeah, yeah, you'll say anything to try and wiggle out of it now, I've got you sussed Mr Stormy one

 

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Yeah, yeah, you'll say anything to try and wiggle out of it now, I've got you sussed Mr Stormy one

I'd say anything to wiggle in