Krusties #5 Neil Diamond is singing…fly high Sweet Caroline xx

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Well,reading Skanky fred,arsehole face was seen being driven to police station,rumours are something is brewing very soon..poor.
I’ve been reading that they have been arguing and maybe the engagement is off? I shall return my hat.
 
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Well,reading Skanky fred,arsehole face was seen being driven to police station,rumours are something is brewing very soon..poor.
I'm just off to have a lookie lookie over there Dolly, ah dear, my heart bleeds for the vile tramp I hope she end up finishing up where she rightly should be, living in a in the middle of nowhere with the rest of the dirty
 
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This is it....Party time, the Pricey is going down

Going down...unfortunate choice of words
 
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Zip a Dee doo dah
Zip a Dee ay
My oh my what a wonderful day!!!! That's cheered my day up no end!!! I love it, wooohooo!
 
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Good Morning everyone,
Hows Gullri our budding arsonist ? get thje old steel wool sandpaper and wood filler out ,
you're going to be a busy girl today
thanks @okeep you gave me a real good laugh at my self now
cupboard looked so awful when I saw it this morning- I hid mark with white electric tape. Out of sight out if mind am still upset about it and will try to fix it. Maybe spray paint?
Have been drinking a glass and saw Pricey has been arrested again whoo hoo hic

Take care @Jersey Girl
 
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Today’s word or phrase is Pelvic Girdle. You have one minute to describe this word without any repeats, dithering or nonsense.
 
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Great news headline but we all know this bitch is untouchable and nothing will happen to her
We've got to live in hope that one day she'll get what she deserves, the vile skank! Anyway, I hope you will be ok when you go for your op, shall I send grapes and a car magazine to keep you occupied
 
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Yes good luck notonmywatch with your op. I’m very good at massage so will give you a rub first session free of charge
 
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Yes good luck notonmywatch with your op. I’m very good at massage so will give you a rub first session free of charge
Mrs Ems can put her leathers on and do the bed baths, with all us lot on hand to help Mrs Allan can have a break, she'll have nothing to do
 
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Mrs Ems can put her leathers on and do the bed baths, with all us lot on hand to help Mrs Allan can have a break, she'll have nothing to do
Now, now...I have enough to do

My husband has his Gladiator costume...it's more...personable

I'll look after Allan, keep him smiling
 
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Was thinking re Dolly’s conversations. I hope she had strong knicker elastic.

MrsEms will perform Thong Song whilst baking Victoria sandwich and bathing folks behinds. Not necessarily in that order.
 
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Today’s word or phrase is Pelvic Girdle. You have one minute to describe this word without any repeats, dithering or nonsense.
It’s what a 75 year old lady in my Pilates class describes as “when you north tilt it’s like being on top and when you south tilt it’s like doggy style”
 
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Great news headline but we all know this bitch is untouchable and nothing will happen to her
And over on the other thread there are orgasms galore from the Tattlers along with everyone posting the same stuff over and over again for about 50 pages . I hope to gawd she has f**cked up and gets sent down but until it happens I will hold off on the and won’t be posting the same over and over ….but I will continue drinking in the hope that it will end up as a major celebration xx

Oh, I thought it was one of those 1970's Miss Mary of Sweden undergarments for older ladies
It did make me then when she said that
 
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Are you lonesome tonight?
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?

No? Ok then, I’m off.

Night all, God Bless
Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building.
 
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Party time.



Crank up the sound so your ears bleed.
 
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