Krusties #4 Invasion of the killer Scrunchies

[Dollylovesshoes]

I'm frozen, only been outside for half an hour, argh. I'm not doing decorations this year, as I'm going on holiday...pffft maybe with Omicron and no doubt a new red list.
I cooked gammon yesterday, so today we're having it cold, with bubble and squeak.

Awww I love bubble,I’ve put a bubble&squeak topping on sheps pie it’s lovely.

 

[Katie8ee]

I walked to the shop and got some juice! The sun has come out and everything is looking all Wintery and lovely. I am going to start the clear out by tackling my wardrobe first. Well that's my plan though at present I have been lying on bed reading tattle for twenty minutes.

I am loving all the Christmas tree pics, I don't have one because every year I end up putting one up and then getting annoyed as the cats attack it on the constant and I take it down before Christmas I did however dress the cats up like a psycho cat lady. Excuse the scabby chair it's his "nest" that I have had to now move all over the country for him when we move.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Awww I love bubble,I’ve put a bubble&squeak topping on sheps pie it’s lovely.

. I hope it looks ok.

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Come one, come all I have all the rooms Spag Bol in the slow cooker here which will feed me for most of the week! My new toy just arrived isn't she a beaut!

I'd soon fill that Maybe a bit of tinsel to make it festive I'm definitely treating myself to 1 in the new year. I know how to spoil myself whoop, whoop We've filled 6 large skips plus 100's of tip runs in the last 4 years. Condensing 3 houses into 1 & renovating is a pain in the ass

We love spag bol. I've never made it in the slow cooker before. I'm definitely gonna give it a try. I love my slow cooker. Always use it through autumn & winter. And great when you've lots to do. Prep, switch on & forget about it

Instead of family Christmas pajamas this year I've got everyone a red hoody. My friend is personalising them for me. The kids will have Home Alone 'Merry Christmas ya filthy animal'. And I'm trying to decide if I'm brave enough to have 'Merry Christmas, shitter was full' from National Lampoon on it. Other half will happily wear it

We have drizzly rain with the odd large snow flake....strange.

@Harrigan I've bought my daughter some cute fat quarters to go with her sewing machine. I predict that by the end of Christmas day all her. teddies/dolls will have new outfits & accessories

I may live to regret it but I'm foolishly combining grocery shopping with Christmas shopping tomorrow afternoon. Eldest daughter has asked Father Christmas for new riding boots & riding leggings. So I'll take her to try/choose tomorrow & she can help with the grocery shop . Obviously I was going to order from the new KP Equestrian range......said nobody ever

Wednesday I need to make about 5 tons of fudge. All the staff at the kids primary school look forward to it every Christmas. This year I need to make 27 bags . And I make a hamper for the staff room with different teas, coffee's, hot chocolate for them all to share.

 

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Found this on the gram

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Found this on the gram

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Best place for the pesky elf . That is 1 thing I wish I'd never started Silly bloody American idea! Waking up at silly o'clock & remembering you forgot to move the bloody Elf so gotta quickly jump up & move it.

 

[Katie8ee]

Best place for the pesky elf . That is 1 thing I wish I'd never started Silly bloody American idea! Waking up at silly o'clock & remembering you forgot to move the bloody Elf so gotta quickly jump up & move it.

I personally love the adult versions that people do they are hilarious.

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[Pink Squirrel]

Just wondering, has anyone successfully trained a dog to use a vacuum cleaner? Vacuuming up pet hair drives me nuts. I do it twice, sometimes 3 or 4 times a day. Maybe I should shave them all & but them each a nice new jumper They all have nice Christmas outfits which I'm sure they LOVE wearing

I personally love the adult versions that people do they are hilarious.

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1 of my mates is a truck driver. He has his elf in his truck. He gets up to all sorts. Apparently a lot of the other drivers at the truck stops look forward to seeing what Elfie is up too

I personally love the adult versions that people do they are hilarious.

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My kids now all know that the Elf isn't real. BUT they still want me to carry on with it .
Over the years their Elf (his name's Billy Spingle Spangle), has been caught drinking alcohol & having wild parties with Barbie & various Marvel characters

 

[Katie8ee]

Just wondering, has anyone successfully trained a dog to use a vacuum cleaner? Vacuuming up pet hair drives me nuts. I do it twice, sometimes 3 or 4 times a day. Maybe I should shave them all & but them each a nice new jumper They all have nice Christmas outfits which I'm sure they LOVE wearing


1 of my mates is a truck driver. He has his elf in his truck. He gets up to all sorts. Apparently a lot of the other drivers at the truck stops look forward to seeing what Elfie is up too


My kids now all know that the Elf isn't real. BUT they still want me to carry on with it .
Over the years their Elf (his name's Billy Spingle Spangle), has been caught drinking alcohol & having wild parties with Barbie & various Marvel characters

Billy Spingle Spangle is a fantastic name! The one I have I got from Tesco last Christmas he cost 75p and is branded a "naughty elf" so he's not even official and it's purely to wind up the cats.

I feel you on the pet hair! Some days I know I'm just walking around with fur all over me and I just have to sip my wine, accept my cat lady destiny and thrive

 

[MrsCranky]

Hello Krunchies, hope you’re all doing well. I haven’t been on much today…went to Manchester and dropped a few presents off at my sisters house. Nieces didn’t know I was coming so that was a nice surprise for them. Stayed for a good few hours, got back, currently in bed with a cup of tea and some digestive biscuits.

Love digestives

I've got my Christmas jumpers out today. Yay. Ready for my break. I'm really excited. Booked Christmas lunch yesterday. Just waiting to go now. I really need a break by the seaside

 

[JakeM]

Love digestives

I've got my Christmas jumpers out today. Yay. Ready for my break. I'm really excited. Booked Christmas lunch yesterday. Just waiting to go now. I really need a break by the seaside

The best biscuits, along with chocolate Hobnobs

 

[MrsCranky]

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Oh that looks scrummy!

I'd soon fill that Maybe a bit of tinsel to make it festive I'm definitely treating myself to 1 in the new year. I know how to spoil myself whoop, whoop We've filled 6 large skips plus 100's of tip runs in the last 4 years. Condensing 3 houses into 1 & renovating is a pain in the ass

We love spag bol. I've never made it in the slow cooker before. I'm definitely gonna give it a try. I love my slow cooker. Always use it through autumn & winter. And great when you've lots to do. Prep, switch on & forget about it

Instead of family Christmas pajamas this year I've got everyone a red hoody. My friend is personalising them for me. The kids will have Home Alone 'Merry Christmas ya filthy animal'. And I'm trying to decide if I'm brave enough to have 'Merry Christmas, shitter was full' from National Lampoon on it. Other half will happily wear it

We have drizzly rain with the odd large snow flake....strange.

@Harrigan I've bought my daughter some cute fat quarters to go with her sewing machine. I predict that by the end of Christmas day all her. teddies/dolls will have new outfits & accessories

I may live to regret it but I'm foolishly combining grocery shopping with Christmas shopping tomorrow afternoon. Eldest daughter has asked Father Christmas for new riding boots & riding leggings. So I'll take her to try/choose tomorrow & she can help with the grocery shop . Obviously I was going to order from the new KP Equestrian range......said nobody ever

Wednesday I need to make about 5 tons of fudge. All the staff at the kids primary school look forward to it every Christmas. This year I need to make 27 bags . And I make a hamper for the staff room with different teas, coffee's, hot chocolate for them all to share.

Merry Christmas you filthy animal. Angels with even dirtier faces. Lol. Love Home alone 1 and 2

 

[Harrigan]

Pink Squirrel your daughter will be thrilled with her presents. There are so many lovely fat quarters out there, hard to choose. Please do photos of the new outfits when they’ve been made.

I have mainly been sewing felt Christmas puddings, gingerbread houses and cutting out more gingerbread people. This Christmas I want everyone to go ginger.

Who was it the cat in the outfit photos, how beautiful! I can’t put anything on my cat or he’d have my guts for knicker elastic (don’t wear garters).

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

The Buddhas are getting in on the spirit of Christmas even if I'm not

 

[Gullri]

Colder than I ever seen this time of year. -15 and Facebook think i need silicone boobs! I need warmer boots instead!
What to do? Stop stalking Katie and Lozza? I keep on getting ads for boob implants am I the only one or do you get crazy ads too?

 

[Facehugger]

Evening you lovely busy Christmas people xx loving seeing everyone's decorations. I haven't got mine up yet, just been busying myself with other Christmas crap that needs doing. Love to you all xx

 

[Katie8ee]

Colder than I ever seen this time of year. -15 and Facebook think i need silicone boobs! I need warmer boots instead!
What to do? Stop stalking Katie and Lozza? I keep on getting ads for boob implants am I the only one or do you get crazy ads too?

You get boob jobs? I currently have this

 

[JakeM]

I’ve also had the breast implants ad but not for a few months now. I’m a 26 year old man, why on earth would I want breast implants?

 

[Facehugger]

I’ve also had the breast implants ad but not for a few months now. I’m a 26 year old man, why on earth would I want breast implants?

Well who knows these days, each to their own and all that I had some ridiculous advert for men's suspender things yesterday, never seen anything like it in my life. They fitted round the thighs, over boxers, and hooked on to the bottom of a T shirt or shirt. Just tuck the fucker in ya trahzers and be done with it

 

[JakeM]

Well who knows these days, each to their own and all that I had some ridiculous advert for men's suspender things yesterday, never seen anything like it in my life. They fitted round the thighs, over boxers, and hooked on to the bottom of a T shirt or shirt. Just tuck the fucker in ya trahzers and be done with it

Don’t think I’ve had that one before now that you’ve mentioned it I’ll end up getting it on this thread now


Let me think…oh, I’ve also had one that looked like some sort of dating profile If I remember correctly it had a list of certain things he found attractive in women