Thank you Jake
oh brilliant, I'm glad everyone liked it, we do have some fantastic Paws Stars on here 
A superb thread title hugger
You’re welcomeThank you Jake
We do, don’t we? Everyone’s pets are gorgeous You’re welcomeThankyou so much JakeM for starting the new thread
I feel we are established now, bloody awesome
oh yes, brilliant title hugger!Thanks Mrs EThankyou so much JakeM for starting the new thread
I feel we are established now, bloody awesome
thing is, this thread will always be here for natter, even if we wander off at times when the Skank is keeping folk entertained, our little support thread can be kept going for us all. 
Oh god, where do I start? Ok, so the worst was I passed my driving test late, single mum, aged about 30. Mates took me out to celebrate, the boy was at his Nans. I spent all the money I'd saved for my next month's worth of driving lessons if I didn't pass.I was just thinking - does anyone have any funny stories? Most embarrassing thing you’ve done when drunk? Apparently I lied down and nearly fell asleep In a pizza shop when I was 17
Haha, we do we ourselves into some states whilst drunk, don’t we?Oh god, where do I start? Ok, so the worst was I passed my driving test late, single mum, aged about 30. Mates took me out to celebrate, the boy was at his Nans. I spent all the money I'd saved for my next month's worth of driving lessons if I didn't pass.
Got home at about 3am, decided I was cold & wanted a bath before I went to bed. Couldn't understand why I couldn't get my chest and nether regions clean, no matter how much soap I used.
I'd only got in the bath with my black undies still on!!!
I couldn’t count how many times I’ve been like that! Threw a plant potOh my god, most I wouldn't admit to. The others, well I've got to have an early night so you'll have to waitI was just thinking - does anyone have any funny stories? Most embarrassing thing you’ve done when drunk? Apparently I lied down and nearly fell asleep In a pizza shop, spent the taxi money on the pizza, and nearly got thrown out of it due the not having enough money with me. My friend pulled out a watch and said 'do you want this? It was about £10 from Argos'
outside a nightclub...I don't know why. I did take off my shoes though so that was sensible. 
then unceremoniously tipped me out on my mother's front lawn. He was always crap at driving. And a lot of other things With permission? Oh God, I don’t know why but that part has made me howl! Did they join in?Oh my god, most I wouldn't admit to. The others, well I've got to have an early night so you'll have to wait
I have danced on top of a car with the permission of the owner at 4am skimpilly dressed
The marker of how wrecked you got was whether you woke up with your makeup still on
how she managed to avoid a hangover is beyond me It was the 90's. I could get away with anything back then...they didn't join in but we got a good crowd around the car with the music too. Oh I'm actually embarrassed nowWith permission? Oh God, I don’t know why but that part has made me howl! Did they join in?
It was my cousins 40th recently. Where to start with her sister? Love her but bloody hell, she’s mental after a drink or two. Nearly fell down the stairs, jumped on the bar, walked around with high heel straps around her ankles, shouted everything she said, and to top it all off…wanted to carry on partying at another pub. Thankfully her boyfriend phoned a taxi and took her home
25 years too late but.... xxDon’t worry, we’ve all done things we regret, especially when drunk. Goodnight EmsIt was the 90's. I could get away with anything back then...they didn't join in but we got a good crowd around the car with the music too. Oh I'm actually embarrassed now
Bed time
Night all
I didn't say I regretted it...Don’t worry, we’ve all done things we regret, especially when drunk. Goodnight Ems
I can’t tell you mine. Some are the reason that I’m now soberI was just thinking - does anyone have any funny stories? Most embarrassing thing you’ve done when drunk? Apparently I lied down and nearly fell asleep In a pizza shop, spent the taxi money on the pizza, and nearly got thrown out of it due the not having enough money with me. My friend pulled out a watch and said 'do you want this? It was about £10 from Argos'
kept singing I’m jake the peg diddle,diddle,diddle,anyway in bed woke up in morning bed was wet,I said to my husband what have you done?he said not me you have pissed the bed.Did you get told off by them?Pingu, you are a bloody legend!
