Krusties #3 The Star Paws trilogy

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Experts reveal how to manage if you are suffering from 'winter vagina'

Speaking to FEMAIL, health professionals revealed how vaginal dryness can be exacerbated in the winter period, and it can make intercourse unbearably painful.

www.dailymail.co.uk

MICROWAVING your underwear can help!

WHAT THE duck??? I can't see Jersey Girl putting her La Pearla in the microwave.......

What about Winter Dick??? or doesn't that exist??

Alternatively, just get some of this! And quite why on earth you're reading the Femail about dry vaginas is anybody's guess I'd buy some woolly pants if you don't want chill Blains on the old knob end if I were you

 

[Penguin86]

Here you go @265

 

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Here you go @265
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Brilliant! He just knows he's going to get 'do they make them in cocktail sausage size?' jokes now

 

[265]

Here you go @265
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Looks like a hot dog

 

[Pinkgreywhite]

Can I pull up a chair and join?

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Can I pull up a chair and join?

Of course make yourself comfy.

 

[265]

Morning all,

Bike insurance PAID IN FULL, all £918 of it, no phone calls yet from Surgery or Hospital and
I have a cup of coffee in my hand.

Yesterday I saw a Green Woodpecker in the garden, never seen one before so this was a nice
surprise. This morning, blue tits, a robin and after putting out bird food the pigeons came in
and one of them was white. I'm seeing some wonderful stuff fly into the garden.

 

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Morning folks..do you mind if I stay here for a while...pretty please

 

[Pinkgreywhite]

Major fail this morning. Kids were supposed to be returning to school after having covid. But I didn’t set an alarm

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Major fail this morning. Kids were supposed to be returning to school after having covid. But I didn’t set an alarm

Oh dear,never mind.

 

[Pinkgreywhite]

Oh dear,never mind.

They don’t seem too concerned!

 

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Morning All I'm not at work again, hopefully I'll be back tomorrow, if I can manage to wash my hair later

Morning Pink & Allan nice to see you here, take refuge from the KP shitstorm as long as you like, the more the merrier

 

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Morning All I'm not at work again, hopefully I'll be back tomorrow, if I can manage to wash my hair later

Morning Pink & Allan nice to see you here, take refuge from the KP shitstorm as long as you like, the more the merrier

Thanks...need to lay my head down somewhere calming lol

 

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Thanks...need to lay my head down somewhere calming lol

Oh god, is it that bad? What's she done today, I've not been over there yet. I've just watched & laughed mostly the last few days, I did go on last night for a bit. She's a head

Major fail this morning. Kids were supposed to be returning to school after having covid. But I didn’t set an alarm

Tell the school you're just making sure, extra day and all that hope you're all fine now, if they've had it at least you know they'll have a bit of immunity, bless em.

 

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Oh god, is it that bad? What's she done today, I've not been over there yet. I've just watched & laughed mostly the last few days, I did go on last night for a bit. She's a head


Tell the school you're just making sure, extra day and all that hope you're all fine now, if they've had it at least you know they'll have a bit of immunity, bless em.

Just had enough of work,that's all lol

 

[MrsEms]

Morning all
Bloody hell, I popped over to have a little read on the kp thread...I can't be doing with that I think it was starting to put me in a bad mood, felt an eye twitch coming on Much prefer my nice happy relaxing space over here
Hope you are all well

 

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Just had enough of work,that's all lol

Ha, ok, sorry I was going to ask you, what on earth happened when you disappeared, did I read you say you got hacked or something?

Morning all
Bloody hell, I popped over to have a little read on the kp thread...I can't be doing with that I think it was starting to put me in a bad mood, felt an eye twitch coming on Much prefer my nice happy relaxing space over here
Hope you are all well

Morning Mrs E no, we don't want any eye twitching from you thank you, you'll end up poorly again, stop out!! xx

 

[MrsEms]

Major fail this morning. Kids were supposed to be returning to school after having covid. But I didn’t set an alarm

They'll love you more for it and are praying it will happen again tomorrow

My little boy (ok he's 18) started his apprenticeship yesterday. Full time, I worried about him driving there, whether people were nice to him, if he ate his lunch, driving back in the dark. That's why I wasn't on here, i was an emotional wreck I need to get a grip honestly...

 

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Ha, ok, sorry I was going to ask you, what on earth happened when you disappeared, did I read you say you got hacked or something?

Yeah my phone got hacked and all my phone details were nicked..so had to delete a lot of things i had and make new stronger passwords..so had to take my bank details off my phone just in case they got my money and i had forgot a lot of passwords so was easier to delete things and start again

 

[265]

Oh for fucks sake!!

Run into a pain in the arse problem, now I have switched over the phone to the new digital
service I have to put in the FULL PHONE NUMBER for a local call. So if I want to phone the
Surgery, instead of 6 numbers, I have to put in the full number. Mother isn't thrilled, she has
enough problems using a phone as it is.