Pretty nice this side of London Dolly...I'm doing great so far xx
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It certainly did cool me down!Bet that cooled you down, Connie
Hope it all goes well for you today
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food
All squashed and squished now
. Now just have to wait a couple of weeks for the results 
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Horrible it’s like bleeping clamp isn’t it Connie?It certainly did cool me down!
All squashed and squished now
Smears are worse Dolly, I bite on my finger when having that done, I do the same when having an injectionHorrible it’s like bleeping clamp isn’t it Connie?
I thought it would be nice and relaxing working from home today!...nope,the twats at work are doing my head in..all wanting work done ASAP even though the fuckers are working from home too and want they want done is for in the office...useless cunts
Oh god yes,they always used wrong size smear thingy for me,Doctor told me I was quite small inside.
At least I wasn’t a skanky they would about five for her.
All at once.
Afternoon all
good luck Connie with your boob squashing procedure. I said to mum when I had mine done how horrible it was and painful. I can’t imagine a bloke having to endure similar prostate squashing job.
Staple I agree smear tests are even worse. There was one time I was in so much pain I literally was screaming. Horrendous.
Changing tack, this hot weather has definitely made me go do lally. Last night visiting mum dad put the fan on. Then there was this strange noise. I said to mum, “what’s that strange sound, is there a helicopter about”? She laughed and said it was the fan. Doh!
take care all in this heat
good luck Connie with your boob squashing procedure. I said to mum when I had mine done how horrible it was and painful. I can’t imagine a bloke having to endure similar prostate squashing job.
Staple I agree smear tests are even worse. There was one time I was in so much pain I literally was screaming. Horrendous.
Changing tack, this hot weather has definitely made me go do lally. Last night visiting mum dad put the fan on. Then there was this strange noise. I said to mum, “what’s that strange sound, is there a helicopter about”? She laughed and said it was the fan. Doh!
take care all in this heat
The story about price is in the sun newspaper,nothing new though
No,vile just as she is to say hope the baby dies or is born disabled.We know how vile the fucker is.
It's basically what we all knew, there are a few more details about how bad Katie has been which I think show how vile she really is. Even more proof that Katie shouldn't have got away with a prison sentence.
We've no sunshine and it's really heavy and warm...bloody draining this. I cant be arsed moving, the dogs can't be arsed moving. I'm not getting much done here.
Time to switch on the vacuum and make some noise so MrEms doesn't think I'm slacking
Ems it’s same here cloudy over cast and so bleeping humid.Sweat like a piggywiggy jobbie.It's basically what we all knew, there are a few more details about how bad Katie has been which I think show how vile she really is. Even more proof that Katie shouldn't have got away with a prison sentence.
We've no sunshine and it's really heavy and warm...bloody draining this. I cant be arsed moving, the dogs can't be arsed moving. I'm not getting much done here.
Time to switch on the vacuum and make some noise so MrEms doesn't think I'm slacking
Nothing will ever happen to her unless someone gets hurtIt's basically what we all knew, there are a few more details about how bad Katie has been which I think show how vile she really is. Even more proof that Katie shouldn't have got away with a prison sentence.
We've no sunshine and it's really heavy and warm...bloody draining this. I cant be arsed moving, the dogs can't be arsed moving. I'm not getting much done here.
Time to switch on the vacuum and make some noise so MrEms doesn't think I'm slacking
Just leave it on,or sit on sofa move it with yer foot back and forth.It's basically what we all knew, there are a few more details about how bad Katie has been which I think show how vile she really is. Even more proof that Katie shouldn't have got away with a prison sentence.
We've no sunshine and it's really heavy and warm...bloody draining this. I cant be arsed moving, the dogs can't be arsed moving. I'm not getting much done here.
Time to switch on the vacuum and make some noise so MrEms doesn't think I'm slacking
It's a cordless one, they're pretty tit batteries wise. Couple of mins of the floor and it'll over heat and go flat....not that I've done it before or anyfinkJust leave it on,or sit on sofa move it with yer foot back and forth.
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It is….my aunt always says they should use something similar to check for testicular cancer in menHorrible it’s like bleeping clamp isn’t it Connie?
Mine is positioned funny so I have to make both hands into fists and put them behind my bum to tilt my pelvis up for themOh god yes,they always used wrong size smear thingy for me,Doctor told me I was quite small inside.
At least I wasn’t a skanky they would about five for her.
Yes a big vice,stick their bollocks in there.It is….my aunt always says they should use something similar to check for testicular cancer in men
Mine is positioned funny so I have to make both hands into fists and put them behind my bum to tilt my pelvis up for them
Don’t mean to be cruel to bollocks.
Poor nottie is sitting rather uncomfortably with his legs crossed very tightly on his seat...Yes a big vice,stick their bollocks in there.
Don’t mean to be cruel to bollocks.
Lmao...
That's okYes,with his hand in between his leggies.
Sorry notty not being ruddies to you.
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