Krusties #14 Gardening bits, feathered tits & germ warfare kits

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MrsEms

Evening all

Oh I made a lasagne today...went over my allocated time to cook it ahhh, it turned out good though. They were hungry they would've eaten any old shit but it was nice

Harrigan said:
This is for a special lady, MrsEMs. Best effect when sung

I need to know now, to know now will you pluck me again

repeat

I’ll get me coat. Dolly!
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I'm afraid that's gone over my head but it could be because I'm exhausted

I've been in bed an hour!

No captain, I'm not telling you what I'm wearing in bed
 
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Facehugger

Bless you Ems bet it was lovely, I've not had a home made lasagne for years, I might have to do one now hope you get some decent sleep tonight lovey xx
 
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MrsEms

Krusties ##15 fecking Freds go so fast now we leave them to the last. Minute.


Ok that was shit
 
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MrsEms

Krusties#15 We're krustyfeckers, we're the best. Our threads are better than all the rest!
 
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Harrigan

Krusties #15 Little OKeep has lost his sheep and Mrs Ems gone to find them
 
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Dollylovesshoes

Krustiesi#15 Krustycrumpets are the tops we don’t tolerate any Bots.

why the fuck didn’t me bold work?
 
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Harrigan

MrsEms the poem come song was inspired by John Newman and his song, Love Me Again.

been frying aubergines for more than hour this evening, knackered.
 
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MrsEms

Dollylovesshoes said:
Awww both great,lovely you are here Harri.

Ems,bet your lasagna was fab..
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Its lovely isn't it dolly Welcome back stef, you've been missed so much my lovely

Harrigan said:
Krusties #15 Little OKeep has lost his sheep and Mrs Ems gone to find them
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Thats so bloody funny...I think he'll like that
No comment about being welsh and looking for sheep in the same sentence
 
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Harrigan

I’m tired off to bed smelling of cooking oil

If you wangle your welly
I won’t call you Nelly
If you dip your sheep
I will find you Mr OKeep

Dylan Thomas woz ‘ere
 
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MrsEms

Oh my days, I won't get to sleep with the bloody giggles

I've got to bid you darlings good night or I'll have to get up and pee again

Night night all, sleep tight xxx
 
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Dollylovesshoes

Harrigan said:
I’m tired off to bed smelling of cooking oil

If you wangle your welly
I won’t call you Nelly
If you dip your sheep
I will find you Mr OKeep

Dylan Thomas woz ‘ere
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Brilliant.

Night Harri and Ems,sleep tight don’t let bed bugs bite.
 
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