Krusties #14 Gardening bits, feathered tits & germ warfare kits

[Harrigan]

Oh dear my pig or fig song didn’t go down well.
Can’t win ‘em all.

 

[Facehugger]

When you were young...they had to draw people lol

Yeah with a slate and chalk, I know. But you can shuttit considering you're OLDER than me, trouble xxx

 

[Harrigan]

I’m tired off to bed smelling of cooking oil

If you wangle your welly
I won’t call you Nelly
If you dip your sheep
I will find you Mr OKeep

Dylan Thomas woz ‘ere

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

What does he look like. What colour? Is he baby? I might be able to identify him. I'm off on a moth night in August. Love MrsC xxxx

Oh the babe has gone,probably as it is getting evening time,it was soo small.

More Fred names,don’t forget.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

I think you win staple with the hair straightening

It's a nightmare Notty, makes me want to shave my hair again

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Just a flying visit before we go out to dinner ( Burger King)! Woo hoo! Yes our town joined the 21st century recently and I am amazed to find that they actually have about 5 different options for veggies like me so I don't end up with a bloody limp salad!

Speaking of limp salad, have you seen skanky is threatening Tattlers again? Her and SB undoubtedly Wankers.

Rita enjoy yer veggie burger Blimey yes! Fucking bastards who sent vile message to Angelic! She is not letting it go as well! just like they did with our lovely long term lady tattler.

 

[Facehugger]

Do people still do that today!

You tell us sunshine! Xxx

 

[Facehugger]

once had a guy ask my mate if I was a good shag...fucker thought I was a girl lol


Bloody men...an'all

FPMSL! Did you score love? Bless ya an'all that xxx

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Tattle very quiet

Yes,I think it goes like that now and then.Peeps perhaps on holidays,working etc.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Have you watched Endeavour

A few of them,for some reason I couldn’t get into them though.

 

[265]

I'm home, had my meal, coffee and I have no fucking idea for the FRED suggestion.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Afternoon folks, hope you are all doing well this lovely Thursday afternoon xx

Hi notty you home now?bit grey outside,not very warm either have effin fire on cos I is cold.

I needed to check me Cats protection membership couldn’t remember if I renewed it,anyway spoke to lovely lady put me though to correct dept,spoke to lady put me on hold,awwww whilst on hold they had a cat purring and kitten meowing,it was so lovely and soothing,

 

[not on my watch]

Nice moves Notty

That's the way I walk home lol x

You tell us sunshine! Xxx

Only club I've been in is a club biscuit

 

[not on my watch]

Ooh I'm jealous. David Coverdale is still rockin it he must be 69 or 70. I love Whitesnake. I often watch the youtube clip of him singing Here I Go Again. Didn't know the band was retiring

Yeah sadly this is it for the band..First saw them in 1978!

 

[not on my watch]

I love nature. I'm doing my butterfly count soon. Can't wait. I love butterflies x

They are stunning looking x

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Yes get them interested in nature. I can't wait for my little man to be at that age where I can show him and teach him about these things. There's a great world out there to explore. Love MrsC xxxx

It’s like when I was in the States staying at my friends house,we walked to her car and there was a huge Praying Mantis,I was mesmerised as they have always fascinated me,I watched it for ages but we needed to go get shopping,but eventually went.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Morning Krusties,well another day another dollar so the story goes.Sunny here at the Mo,glad we had rain yesterday garden needed it.

 

[Constantlychargingipadnow]

Morning all. Hope everyone is okay. Dolly, Ems and Connie the barn dance was bloody fab. We had a great night. I got home around 11.40 last night. I had 3 bottles of lager and tonnes of quiche and mini pasties. We danced and laughed all night. Ive already done 50 lengths of the pool this morning. Im doing boring shit now like washing and hoovering. Love MrsC xxxx

Ah I’m glad you had great fun MrsC! xx

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

This is for a special lady, MrsEMs. Best effect when sung

I need to know now, to know now will you pluck me again

repeat

I’ll get me coat. Dolly!

Pmsl Harri.

 

[Constantlychargingipadnow]

They were class

They were brilliant weren’t they! I managed to convince a bloke I worked with that hubby was one of them