Rita Chevrolet
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Salut! Talking of terrible drivers I found one in the petrol station when I went in the other day then I got stuck behind her farting about.Unfortunately the carers they have all seem to drive and park like complete and utter knobs! Quite a few times I’ve had to go round and make them move their car coz they’re hanging over our driveway….and on one occasion parked halfway across it! The irony is our pavements are huge so there’s no need for them to do it. Also one of her sons has had a skip parked in her driveway for the last 5+ years rather than having it in his own driveway so we get shit from that blowing into our garden
It was a Twingo of course - they are notorious here - out steps a little old lady of about 90 who was all of three feet tall who then proceeded to go through ALL her keys searching for the petrol cap one until after about five minutes the bloke in front of me was so pissed-off he got out and went to sort her out. He finds the key and opens the cap then walks away, then she starts deciding whether she wants diesel, unleaded or gas - cue more faff, bloke goes back and decides she wants unleaded then fills her car, puts the cap back on gives her the key and goes back to his car again. (I'm sitting there watching this performance btw) The she opens the boot & pulls out a petrol can when I can see the bloke in front shaking his head in disbelief, he gets out again to sort her out does her petrol can then gets back in his own car - only to find she's somehow lost her bloody keys in the three seconds since he left her. FGS!!! Back out again "Silly me" she says "They're here in my pocket!" Bloke walks away again casting a FFS look in my direction, old lady climbs up into her Twingo, tries every single key until she sticks the right one in the keyhole and kangaroos the car across the forecourt because she'd left it in gear! Finally having chosen A Gear she lurches to the paypoint, spends five minutes remembering her card number then cuts up another vehicle as she launches herself out of the garage without looking!
OMG! There is no way she should be driving after seeing that lot. I tell you this , if I ever think I'm that flipping divvy I will willingly hand in my licence!! C'est la vie!
Yes I am one of those Veggies
OH took me out to dinner last night because neither of us could be arsed to cook - Burger King! Yes our town has finally joined the 21st century! I was amazed because they actually had FIVE veggie meals available - I had the veggie Steakhouse which was absolutely delish! Stuffed to the brim after that lot with my cheesy chips yummyOff outside now to muck out the chickens TTFN
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! I'm voting for this new as our new name as it's the first time I've ever had a bum...I have a flarse...flat arse
Well my Lara Croft fancy dress outfit went down a storm but I dunno...Lara line dancing
