Krusties #14 Gardening bits, feathered tits & germ warfare kits

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Dollylovesshoes

MrsEms said:
I married a hairy chap
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Pmsl.

You are right about Kartrashians, the shit they wear,D&G used to be abit classy,but they look like trash anything they wear,fucking dare KK when she wore Marilyn Monroes dress couldn't be zipped up over her fucking fat false arse.
 
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MrsEms

Dollylovesshoes said:
Pmsl.

You are right about Kartrashians, the shit they wear,D&G used to be abit classy,but they look like trash anything they wear,fucking dare KK when she wore Marilyn Monroes dress couldn't be zipped up over her fucking fat false arse.
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Oh I did think it was disgusting that they let her wear it. Such an iconic dress and they risked it being damaged by a woman who got famous because she leaked a sex tape...in which she got pissed on...classy

Disclaimer: I have never watched said sex tape just heard about the rather unfortunate golden shower moment
 
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Dollylovesshoes

Oh I don’t know about the details Ems what’s the shower thingy then?
 
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MrsEms

Rita Chevrolet said:
Its along the same lines as Dubai Porta-Potty - get my drift????
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No, the Kim Kardashian thing was just about her sex tape. I believe was made with a rapper called ray jay or something like that. He did a wee on her after the act. I wish I didn't know this I occasionally read the articles and comments on the DM site
Its recently come out that kim, her mother and the rapper leaked the tape themselves! These people have no shame
 
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Harrigan

Oh gosh what have I missed?

I was preparing lunch and there was a film on called The Strange Woman. I haven’t a clue what it was about as it’s virtually impossible to watch tv and cook unless you a screen attached to your head. Anyway as far as I know she didn’t make a sex tape.

I saw the little girl wearing a bustier. Those children have no chance growing up to be rounded individuals. In many ways I prefer the girls from 1000lb sisters, well one of them at least.

Coffee anybody?
 
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MrsEms

MrsCranky said:
Are they those smelly plants?
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They do look like they'd be a bit on the wiffy side. The picture made me think of that poor man who overdosed on viagra...poor sod died and they couldn't shut the coffin lid

Oh I should add I'm not sure if that's entirely true
 
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Dollylovesshoes

MrsEms said:
They do look like they'd be a bit on the wiffy side. The picture made me think of that poor man who overdosed on viagra...poor sod died and they couldn't shut the coffin lid
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Years ago there was talk about the gangster who had a massive cockadoodoloo.John Dillinger.
 
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MrsEms

not on my watch said:
No comment lol
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Best not eh

Right, I got to boil up some rice to chill for later to make special fried rice. I got talked into making a Chinese at home again I have an issue measuring out rice...end up making bloody tons of it. Plus side is my daughter likes to have it for lunch the next day...or 5

See you soon xx
 
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