Krusties #14 Gardening bits, feathered tits & germ warfare kits

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Well unfortunately I've got meatballs, I'm not sure I fancy them just at the minute


Now you're talking, bet you never take your helmet off tho hey! Xxx
Not fond of meatballs would you prefer sausages or chip oh Lah tays?
 
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I present to you Mac the Knife with his oscillating sabre!

I best get me coat. Tea anybody?
 
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I’m addicted to shortbread biscuits at the mo they are so delicious but so full of fat. Bugger that!

He spins, he flies, his sabre in the pie
The man with the Mac is back
He’s the old kid on the block
With a large bobbly sock
Well hidden
 
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Ok I've just finished my ironing! I've missed out on some fun here


There has been a break in by a naked man in our local church. Apparently it's ok, after being chased by the police for some time he was caught by the organ

Apologies...that was shit
 
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Ok I've just finished my ironing! I've missed out on some fun here


There has been a break in by a naked man in our local church. Apparently it's ok, after being chased by the police for some time he was caught by the organ

Apologies...that was shit
I believed you until the naked bit then knew you were going to come out with a punch line.

lol!

I’ll name that tune in one!
 
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You know me so well
Xx
You’re a Krustie through and through. Wish I lived nearer I’d be popping in for a cuppa and a chat and I would love to cuddle your dogs. Never mind, this is the next best thing.
More tea vicar?
 
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You're welcome and thank you xx
Have a lovely time today xx
Love bored panda, found this, paging @Pom Bear

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This is such a beautiful photo..thank you very much for sharing xx.
Love from Pom xx
 
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You’re a Krustie through and through. Wish I lived nearer I’d be popping in for a cuppa and a chat and I would love to cuddle your dogs. Never mind, this is the next best thing.
More tea vicar?

My door will be always open to you
More tea vicar? That has different origins/ meanings....but I didn't just do a bottom burp

I will though...
 
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My door will be always open to you
More tea vicar? That has different origins/ meanings....but I didn't just do a bottom burp

I will though...
Thank you lovey and mine will always be open to you too.

who said that line was it Dick Emery?

lol. I got such awful gurning and food bits flying out of dads mouth this afternoon at lunchtime!

Bibs away!
 
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Thank you lovey and mine will always be open to you too.

who said that line was it Dick Emery?

lol. I got such awful gurning and food bits flying out of dads mouth this afternoon at lunchtime!

Bibs away!
Not sure about the dick Emery. I think a few comics have used it


Oh love you! You are doing great looking after your parents. It's hard, I know that well Us ladies find incredible strength that we don't realise we have during hard times.

It's lovely to have you back You need to take some time for yourself too. Xxx

Oh I've seen the time, I've got to take my meds, take off the makeup...remove my false leg and teeth and get to bed

Night night
 
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This is such a beautiful photo..thank you very much for sharing xx.
Love from Pom xx
Knew you would like that!!

I made the Skanky thread in a hurry, my dinner was being served, I wanted to add a
few more but my Sunday Roast comes first babes.
 
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Thank you lovey. I’m trying my best but dad is being very difficult. The only thing shutting him up is the thought of a choc ice. He does love his ice creams! Oh well, mum is my priority though and thank God my brother and hub are helping too.

I will but my poor cat is feeling very discarded as I’m always popping to mum or washing or whatever needs doing. He’s still my beautiful boy and needs love and attention too

Lol. Don’t forget to screw in your leg tomorrow or your boobs will be very lop sided!

Night lovey. Night all and God bless xx
 
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Knew you would like that!!

I made the Skanky thread in a hurry, my dinner was being served, I wanted to add a
few more but my Sunday Roast comes first babes.
Yep that was a lovely surprise ..made me smile thank you xx.
That's ok and no worries...I know how nice your Sunday dinners are and how much you enjoy them..I also enjoy your daily life updates when I pop on here too. xx
 
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