Krusties #14 Gardening bits, feathered tits & germ warfare kits

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Awwww sounds fab Mrs C did you wear yer cowboy boots?
Oh yes Dolly. I was fully kitted out. I don't do things by halves. I went to work in a full reindeer suit at Christmas and was told to take it off. Had a right bollocking. Everybody thought it was funny except my boss. I was hot though so I was glad to take it off

You've done a great job. I have artificial grass and white stones around the border with a shed I erected myself. I don't have time to be up there mowing. I have too many willies to carve. Lol xx
 
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Oh that wasn’t nice no sense of humour!
I did mention in my post did you wear Mrs Ems chaps as well?
 
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Ah I’m glad you had great fun MrsC! xx
 
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Ah I’m glad you had great fun MrsC! xx
Connie it was brilliant. There's another one in 6 weeks time.....with a hog roast. We've been invited again. Can't wait it was a great night and I love dancing. Love MrsC xxxx

Got to go now. I'm walking this fine afternoon. Then tea which is salmon and cream tagliatelle and a long bath then off to bed to play a round of chess and a good book with a cup of tea. Love MrsC xxxx

Before I go. I'm getting ads for Caneston. Iol x
 
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Bugger trying to watch Jane Eyre on Drama,it’s so bloody dark though.

One of my very fave books.

Bet effin skanky has never heard of it.
 
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MrsC as I once said in a queue in Boots, when an assistant asked if I wanted a pessary. ‘I’m not having anything shoved up inside me”. Cranberry juice is very soothing.

I’m getting adverts for workouts and eyelash and eyebrow treatments. I haven’t had my brows done for years and don’t wear makeup anymore so no good. Also they don’t call me couch potato Stef for no reason so I’m afraid these subliminal or whatever type of advert they are have not worked.

oh nearly forgot. Crap on tv last night, I ended up watching this makeup competition and I swear one of the judges has purple eyebrows.
 
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Dear Harri,haven’t plucked eyebrows for years as you get to old gal like me you don’t get hairy any longer,no underarm thingy as well.
 
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Likewise. Nothings gonna be shoved up inside me. My waterworks and sexual health are both fine. I make sure of that. I don't wear much make up. I like being natural. Those slug eyebrows and orange faces look silly. I don't know why I had that ad Steph. Love Jo xx
 
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Is Jo your name @MrsCranky
 
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