Laura is someone who makes no secret of the fact that she HATES people, i general. why would you spend money booking a holiday on a cruise, literally trapped on a ship 24/7 with a bunch of strangers - AND the kids you hate - she can't even cope with an hour-long car journey with her children, let alone the confines of what would presumably be a relatively small cabin and constantly being in close proximity with strangers because she is literally ON A
bleeping BOAT. i genuinely believe she booked a cruise solely so she could return home and moan about it - i almost pity her, going on a holiday she knew she would hate all for the sake of content instead of going on a holiday she might actually enjoy, although admittedly that's unlikely if it was a family holiday and she was forced to enudre spending time with her kids.
i do feel sorry for the other people on board the cruise though, having to out up with Laura and her appalling attitude, no doubt picking fights with people and referring to them aggressively as "cunts" - especially those she was complaining about who had the AUDACITY to be hungry at meal times and managed to get in the queue before her. she would be a total nightmare to be stuck in a ship with - and i also feel sorry for the cruise ship staff, because she was likely complaining constantly - and if it wasn't her complaints they were dealing with, it would be complaints from other people who she had hurled a tyrant of verbal abuse at, or indecently exposed herself in front of/guys she made inappropriate threats to about how she'd love to sit on their face with her worm-infested genitals, claiming it was totally fine because she's not a sexual predator she is a "female comedian".