Knee deep in life #4 Knee Deep in Tattle

[AliceInWanderLost]

ah yes, the well-known phrase "like finding rocking horse tit" to refer to something being difficult/impossible to get hold of. why does she relate everything to ?! she's totally obsessed. and i get the impression she would giggle like a toddler anytime someone mentions the topic. grow the duck up, Laura.

and as for the guy who does her tatts, isn't he someone she has decided is her "friend"? she has never seemed to struggle to book appointments with him before, since she's managed to totally cover herself in tattoos in the space of less than a few years, so he can't be that popular. it's far more likely that he is sick of Laura and her sex pest behaviour, demanding appointments - likely expecting a "mates rates" discount - turning up and whinging for hours about how she hates being a mother, making crude sexual references that make him feel uncomfortable and stinking of "hot minge", thus he is lying to her that he is all booked up with no free appointments available for months in the hope that she will find a different tattooist to obsess over and he doesn't have to deal with her stench. can you imagine having to be in close contact with her unwashed skin for hours?!

 

[Star15sh]

How does she actually afford all these tattoos

 

[Stephie]

Interesting that she humiliates herself, flouncing about in her grubby bras and knickers. Pulling her god ugly buck toothed faces. Expressing how much she stinks. In the name of being a 'rEaL wOmAn'. When we all know she's nothing of the sort.

Yet the photos suggest she feels sexy and confident as a man. No wonder she's so bitter towards men

Bullshit about the tit tattooist being hard to get booked in with. She's only said it as it was mentioned on here how she gets spontaneous tatts because she gets booked straight in. Clearly as his work is crap. It would take a year or 2 at least to get the work she's had done with any decent tattooist.

 

[boundandgagged]

Hi Laura, thought you didn't read here

 

[Opinionated]

Hi Laura, thought you didn't read here

It’s where she gets her content from

 

[Byewiggy]

She loves the attention too much to give up reading here!

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

someone told her she looked dead behind the eyes and that she needed help, only for her to realise she did need help, yet she has concluded that they were a troll?! make it make sense!

and as for all that ranting and raving about Britney - she doesn't give a duck about the inequality between males and females and the rules of IG treating them. differently in terms of deleting posts. all she cares about is her jealously that Britney has shared nude images of herself that haven't been removed, whilst she seems to have a perverted ambition to share nude photos of her grubby, unwashed self all over SM, and is pissed that every time she does, they are justifiably removed, because they are totally vile and inappropriate!

and she can call people who criticise her "cunts" all she likes - proper rattled after catching up on tattle, eh Laura?! - but the fact remains that just because Laura herself has decided that body shaming and mocking other women isn't bullying and her behaviour is totally justified because she's labelled it as "self-deprecating humour" and part of her being a "female comedian" doesn't make it okay. she can try to convince herself all she likes, but dragging other women down because she's jealous of them, and encouraging her followers to slag them off in the comments is the very epitome of bullying.

 

[instaknobs]

so her gripe is that her flesh showing photos get taken down but Brittney and KK’s don’t. It has nothing to do with men/women balance, it is all about her. We can’t wash our eyes Laura, no one wants to see you body parts and dirty undies. She is totally talking to tattlers going on about how she takes the piss out of herself and not the models she mocks.
she’s managed to come across more of an idiot than usual.

 

[Chloe123456]

so her gripe is that her flesh showing photos get taken down but Brittney and KK’s don’t. It has nothing to do with men/women balance, it is all about her. We can’t wash our eyes Laura, no one wants to see you body parts and dirty undies. She is totally talking to tattlers going on about how she takes the piss out of herself and not the models she mocks.
she’s managed to come across more of an idiot than usual.

It’s strange as well because someone commented & said what’s this teaching the next generation of children & she replied I know it’s absolutely devastating?? It’s teaching them u don’t need to get naked online for validation ?

 

[HumphreyB]

Teaching them what exactly?
That it’s ok to be a smelly dirty slob who doesn’t look after themselves. I think future generations could do without that lesson.

 

[Stephie]

She's proper losing the plot. Worry of hiring out a (tiny) venue to entertain a very (small) audience. Then realising you have zero material because you aren't in the least bit entertaining getting to you, Laura?

Apart from in a car crash kind of way of course. I enjoy watching you make an absolute twit out of yourself

 

[bagpuss17278]

The reason you are carrying your kids bike, Laura, is because you are forcing him to ride it when he doesn’t want to. Just let him walk and leave the bike at home. Problem solved.

 

[boundandgagged]

Now it's diarrhoea, everything is tit related with her, oh Laura love give it a rest now and move on, getvyprself and your house cleaned up and be a decent mother to your kids instead of passing on all of your problems to them

 

[strawberrypony36]

Years ago when my son would insist on taking his bike everywhere and then refusing to ride it I'd say "Right, let's just leave it here then shall we?" He'd soon get on the bloody thing and start pedalling. Try a bit of tough love maybe instead of pandering to the sensitive darling all the time.

 

[HumphreyB]

Ditto you take your bike you ride it or we leave it.

 

[Opinionated]

DONT TAKE THE bleeping BIKE THEN!!!! Is she really that short on content that she has to bring her hate for her kids AGAIN.

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

Now it's diarrhoea, everything is tit related with her, oh Laura love give it a rest now and move on, getvyprself and your house cleaned up and be a decent mother to your kids instead of passing on all of your problems to them

she literally cannot get thru a single day without mentioning seriously Laura, grow the duck up.

and that entire rant about Britney supposedly under the guise of equality and it not being fair that men can post naked photos on SM which won't be removed and they won't be judged, yet women will be criticised and judged as mothers or whatever - when in reality, her initial issue was that Britney had posted naked photos which hadn't been removed by IG, yet whenever she shares inappropriate photos of her grubby body, they are - totally justified, because she's a vile skank and absolutely nobody wants to be exposed to her unwashed minge. it's not about equality - it's about her. sure, she tried to conceal her jealousy with her stories justifying it as a contrast between society's attitude towards men and women, but her original post was bitching about how it was unfair to her that Britney - who is a woman - has shared naked photos that hadn't been removed. she's jealous that she can't share photos of herself naked on SM - hence her continued attempts to share sexually inappropriate images in an attempt to share one that isn’t removed, because she gets a thrill out of exposing herself in public. she can call people cunts all she likes, but people are totally justified to judge her on her irratic and disgusting behaviour - the way she is so bleeping desperate to share nude photos of herself on SM illustrates exactly why the people around her need to intervene and get her help before her obsession with indecently exposing herself actually gets her arrested - which presumably she would be delighted about, as it would show that female sex pests are treated equally to males who expose themselves similarly.

 

[Opinionated]

Even Dappy can post a fully naked full frontal (I have the screenshot ) and not get it removed yet Laura’s do. That tells you all you need to know. NO ONE and I mean NO ONE wants to see you’re naked body on Instagram Laura!!! It’s vile and everyone who sees it needs their eyes washing with bleach. There’s plenty of women OF ALL SIZES who post naked pics and don’t get them taken off as they do it with class!! Your smelly vagina doesn’t belong on social media leave it for your poor husband

 

[sadstateofaffairs]

Ah god what is she like… literally crying that she can’t get as naked on insta as celebs!! Her poor boys! Of course she’s sticking up for Brit, anyone see the horrendous post Spears put up being very insulting to overweight people? Laura she wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire! Back in your box

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

Even Dappy can post a fully naked full frontal (I have the screenshot ) and not get it removed yet Laura’s do. That tells you all you need to know. NO ONE and I mean NO ONE wants to see you’re naked body on Instagram Laura!!! It’s vile and everyone who sees it needs their eyes washing with bleach. There’s plenty of women OF ALL SIZES who post naked pics and don’t get them taken off as they do it with class!! Your smelly vagina doesn’t belong on social media leave it for your poor husband

has it not dawned on her that if her posts are constantly being deleted, it's very likely due to the fact that people are reporting her posts because they don't want to be exposed to her grubby naked photos! IG is so constantly inundated with reports, they often don't even bother to check reported posts and they don't get deleted even when they are totally inappropriate and break all the rules - it's pretty obvious that if IG are regularly deleting her posts, it's because her content is flagged repeatedly! sure, she'll blame it all on "trolls" reporting her, and label them cunts - but realistically, it's gonna be far more than the people who justifiably criticise her behaviour - the people she labels as "mean, nasty bullies" - who are reporting her posts for them to actually be deleted. take a bleeping hint, Laura. absolutely nobody wants to see your flaps, and your obvious jealousy and desperation to share naked photos of yourself is gross.

just because she is totally lacking in the emotion of shame - and bleeping proud of that fact - doesn't mean she has the right to humiliate her sons. and that's not a judgement on her solely because she is a mother sharing lewd photos - it's totally vile to refuse to consider the impact her behaviour will have on her children, and i would think exactly the same if she was a man behaving in the same way.