Keepingupwithkirstylea #4 The Boris of Croydon has us howling, don't mess with a Dowling

[Anon247]

I’ve followed her for a good few years and I think she’s only ever mentioned one date you can guarantee she is the pickiest type ever as she will think she deserves the best looking guy. The scary thought is if she does get with someone she has the potential to mentally destroy them with her personality and narcissist tendencies

 

[conrea37]

The contradiction on her profile is brilliant.

 

[Monkey47]

2 syns for the sausages, but she THINKS they’re Asda ones. How do you know they’re 2 syns if you don’t even know which sausages they are!? Her constant contradictions just baffle me! View attachment 116434

30 second look on the app and Asda don’t have any pork sausages for 1 syn - me thinks someone just make tit up as she goes along

 

[BettyBeau]

I wouldn't be happy if my son brought her home. She's not a positive person no matter what she says and quotes. I think she would be very possessive and jealous.....and always round at my house

She’s one of those girls that Facebook requests her dates mum after the 1st date

 

[NoInput]

Everyday “I’m going to just chill out today” girl you don’t have a job, everyday is chill out day!!! Weirdo

 

[Its_Me]

You never see her doing anything. I mean we see her doing everything, but it’s the same tit, eating, lying in bed, drinking, in the hot tub with her family. Never reading a book, sharpening her knowledge somehow, making something creative for her nieces. Clearly she has no mates, no zoom calls, quiz nights or anything like that-Her only mates are her virtual friends who challenge her to down drinks or “what are you up to now babe?”

 

[free_speech_isnt_trolling]

You never see her doing anything. I mean we see her doing everything, but it’s the same tit, eating, lying in bed, drinking, in the hot tub with her family. Never reading a book, sharpening her knowledge somehow, making something creative for her nieces. Clearly she has no mates, no zoom calls, quiz nights or anything like that-Her only mates are her virtual friends who challenge her to down drinks or “what are you up to now babe?”

She could be using this time to do some online courses, enhance her CV ...... and mastering the English language. She’s not going to her far saying YOUR in every job application

She could be using this time to do some online courses, enhance her CV ...... and mastering the English language. She’s not going to her far saying YOUR in every job application

*get

 

[JamRolypoly]

30 second look on the app and Asda don’t have any pork sausages for 1 syn - me thinks someone just make tit up as she goes along

They do light n lean sausages and are half a syn each.

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Hashtag sausage

I laughed way too hard at this

 

[JVC1982]

She isn’t following any plan is she, she just eats what she likes and pretends to work out. It’s all about the gram and the attention.

Hashtag sausage

Hashtag Sausage ha ha ha

You never see her doing anything. I mean we see her doing everything, but it’s the same tit, eating, lying in bed, drinking, in the hot tub with her family. Never reading a book, sharpening her knowledge somehow, making something creative for her nieces. Clearly she has no mates, no zoom calls, quiz nights or anything like that-Her only mates are her virtual friends who challenge her to down drinks or “what are you up to now babe?”

Should I ask my mate to challenge her? Prob get blocked BUT could be fun to see

 

[KLRDN]

Oh ffs her dream job that. Sitting her arse in front of a tv and doing duck all

 

[Anon247]

Oh ffs her dream job that. Sitting her arse in front of a tv and doing duck all

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I was going to vote no but she’ll be blocking the haters

 

[Nosingaround]

I just got unfollowed because I voted no! Get a grip krusty! No one wants to see you lot on tv! It’s bad enough on Instagram!

 

[Monkey47]

They do light n lean sausages and are half a syn each.

Yep but she has 2 sausages & says 2 syns wolfing we mean 1 syn each unless she’s changed it

I never understand the point of them blocking.... it takes 30 seconds to make another account

 

[StephenHawkingsRollerskat]

For those who wondered, her occupation is listed as "office manager" on her profile.
Funny spelling of "dosser", that is...

On a serious note, it's a shame that she lets herself down. She is a pretty lass. It's just that personality.

 

[Monkey47]

Very rarely drinks but looking forward to her #gifted booze 🤷🏻‍

 

[free_speech_isnt_trolling]

I was going to vote no but she’ll be blocking the haters

I voted no and she blocked me. It was only from my “spy” account, I’ve never commented on anything ... so she’s clearly blocking all the no’s

For those who wondered, her occupation is listed as "office manager" on her profile.
Funny spelling of "dosser", that is...

On a serious note, it's a shame that she lets herself down. She is a pretty lass. It's just that personality.

She is “Administrator” on LinkedIn ...

 

[Monkey47]

I voted no and she blocked me. It was only from my “spy” account, I’ve never commented on anything ... so she’s clearly blocking all the no’s


She is “Administrator” on LinkedIn ...

Off to test on a spy account as I’m bored

 

[Jingle18]

I’ve never commented on any of her posts but voted no and she’s blocked me! Where am I going to get my daily eye roll from now??

 

[Jam-sandwich]

Asking her mum ‘am I brown yet’... no Kirsty but your Mario tash is browning nicely!