keepingupwithkirstylea #17 The only thing keepingupwithkirstylea is her weight

[Jane Porcupine]

There was a thread on Mumsnet recently where someone was complaining that her workplace had banned eating at desks. It turned out she was going to the work kitchen every morning and knocking up either eggs or beans on toast and bringing it back to her desk and she couldn't understand why this was unwelcome.

 

[Gobbylurker]

Why does she have to rake through her grotty bog standard lunch in a food porn-esque video

 

[Boredlurker]

Right now I'm 100% sure she's pulling those numbers straight out of her arse. I have a bag of spinach in the fridge which is 80g. She's claiming to have 150g in that tub of rice??? I call bullshit.

 

[MoaningMyrtle12]

Right now I'm 100% sure she's pulling those numbers straight out of her arse. I have a bag of spinach in the fridge which is 80g. She's claiming to have 150g in that tub of rice??? I call bullshit.

And i’m also betting that the 150g of rice she’s counting was weighed uncooked which would be way more calories than 150g cooked.

 

[StrawberryTart]

When is she going to the gym these days??!! Can she fit it in her busy schedule??

 

[EyeSpy88]

When ever I have started a new job, I want to make the best impression so refrain from making myself that comfortable so soon, keep it professional etc, she is just a joke!

 

[Marie SW]

2 crumpets 158 calories? Must be magic crumpets

 

[Here for the drama]

Right now I'm 100% sure she's pulling those numbers straight out of her arse. I have a bag of spinach in the fridge which is 80g. She's claiming to have 150g in that tub of rice??? I call bullshit.

2 warbutons crumpets ste 194 as well not 158
She's also picked weighed banana without skin when hers still has the skin on... she has no idea what she is doing this girl

 

[Its_Me]

Corporate Kirsty in her animal print top and leather jacket

 

[Dreamz]

Corporate Kirsty in her animal print top and leather jacket

Gutted we didn’t get a mirror selfie

 

[Boredlurker]

This is really picky but it bothers me how she's used 2 different types of light butter this week.
Like if you are serious about counting your calories, do it right ffs. Be accurate!

 

[Weezaweeza]

She has without doubt, THE most random diet - her dinner from last night, toast a cheese string and crab sticks

 

[Boredlurker]

At least we're sort of getting 3 meals a day now....although she really doesn't spend her calories well. She must be absolutely starving all the time, if she's being honest that is

 

[Jane Porcupine]

Cold fish finger sandwiches.

 

[StrawberryTart]

Cold fish finger sandwiches.

I was thinking she was that annoying person hearing up smelly food in the office kitchen

 

[Chiefcook&bottlewasher]

Corporate Kirsty in her animal print top and leather jacket

I thought exactly the same, with that and the red nails I think her job must be behind the bar at the Rovers Return

 

[Vancey]

Bet she has asked Dan's mum to stop buying treats, she seems cheeky enough to do it

 

[Anon568]

I thought exactly the same, with that and the red nails I think her job must be behind the bar at the Rovers Return

She apparently works in finance now. She always acts like she's an expert at doing whatever the company she's working at does, like her clinics at the dentist

 

[Robbie09]

She apparently works in finance now. She always acts like she's an expert at doing whatever the company she's working at does, like her clinics at the dentist

Hobby the gym

 

[Rabbit!69]

She apparently works in finance now. She always acts like she's an expert at doing whatever the company she's working at does, like her clinics at the dentist

Favourite scent - Daniel’s aftershave

She apparently works in finance now. She always acts like she's an expert at doing whatever the company she's working at does, like her clinics at the dentist

Can’t wait for her to start offering financial advice