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Its_Me

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“Well I’ve been thinking what to say and what is there to say… not alot”

Kirsty quit Calorie Counting because she wasn’t eating enough fruit and veg, so she went back to Slimming World so she could get in that all important speed food which for Kirsty translates as a sprinkling of salad onions or peppers. 5 weeks in of eating mostly hi-fi bars for breakfast, babybels for lunch and skipping dinner she’s lost 5lb. Disappointed but happy says our Kirst. BUT events get in the way holidays…birthdays…time of the month and THATS OK! Well it would be if you could say no to a piece of cake. Apparently she’s waiting for the gym near her work to open so she can smash it. We are all just looking forward to the videos, how we’ve missed those garage work outs.

We were taken on a much anticipated holiday to the isle of wight with her handsome complete with topless kissing on the beach pics. BUT still no proposal. The desperation for the ring is growing. We assume Kirsty has officially moved out of Racist Trace’s and into Daniels family home but D&K still haven’t painted their bedroom after months of having samples on the walls. They both had their birthday last month, on the same day would you believe! What are the odds. Daniel treated Kirsty to some pearl earrings. She got him some Dr Pepper and a meal voucher, for them to share of course.

Surprisingly Miss Lea has managed to keep her job at the dentist for longer than 6 weeks but likes to pretend she’s in some kind of specialist role when reality is she’s checking in patients and answering the phones.

We start this thread in anticipation of week 6 weigh in. She’s already got her excuses in with it being her “mother in laws” birthday this weekend where she had cake. And cheesecake.
 
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Gobbylurker

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I would love to know what she classes as a tad naughty
Probably two McDonalds, a Burger King, a Chinese and two Indians (wasn’t really hungry but made herself eat), a tub of quality street, a tub of heroes, three packs of mince pies (didn’t like them but ate what she could), two bottles of Baileys (doesn’t drink) and six blueberries for magic speed. It’s ok though, she’s lost pounds today in her 20 minutes walking on the treadmill!

I’m going to hell 🔥🙈🤣
 
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NapQueenReturns

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keepingupwithkirstylea #18: “Corporate job”? Why be so shady? Girl, we all know you’re just the tea-lady.
 
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PotNoodleHead

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Posts picture of lunch saying "full of protein to stop me snacking" ... 44 mins later posts pic of a 235 cal snack.

Make it make sense. Christ on a bike, please.
 
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Jam-sandwich

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I’ve only just noticed she has Love, Laugh, Live in her bio… she really is *that* person isn’t she 🤣

More like Lard, Lounge, Lie 🙄
 
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NG1987

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So Daniel was out last night... And she mysteriously tripped and hurt herself beforehand. Anyone else think this could've been a ploy to stop him going out in the real world unattended?? Or am I just too cynical 😂🤷‍♀️
 
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NapQueenReturns

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I would feel sorry for her but she’s a tosser.

Can’t wait to see her absolutely pointless 2kg weights that she could probably launch over the roof like a Scotsman if she wanted.
 
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diddlydoop

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“Been up since 6am with Daniel so put Shrek 4 on” if you didn’t know you’d think he was her child 😂😂🙈 what a relationship this is 🤢
 
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Its_Me

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Remember when Kirsty used to hip thrust wearing a hoody in her garage in the middle of summer
 
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diddlydoop

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There’s only a few things I’d describe as “banging as f*ck” and a pasta n sauce pot really ain’t of of them 🤣😭
 
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janet7575

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She's pathetic. I'm fat because I eat too much and don't move enough. It's really simple. I own my fatness. I work I drive I have kids and a job and a husband. She's just a massive twat who needs to grow up she is so fucking dreary
 
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