I quite like a baldy now and again but definitely not PennersRather you than medon't think I could ever get past the egghead personally
I feel like if you knocked on his head it would sound totally hollow 
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I feel like if you knocked on his head it would sound totally hollow 
Nothing wrong with a baldy. But let’s look at the full package please lads
She’s going back to the gym hope Penners goes too. Couples workout
‘Hopefully’ ‘when the gym opens’
Shes full of excuses. There’s at least 6 pure gyms within her commute to work on the London side and I’m sure there’s other gyms too.
Gyms that are still in business are literally fully open.
I don’t even know why I’m saying that because like you said she is literally just excuse after excuse.
sure she’ll throw in about her period next week as well
I bet that PT guy that she used to film and tag every time she went to the gym before is glad that she stopped going 
Pissing myself hahahahahahaha
The fact he’s about 5ft 7 puts me off. No no no no noRather you than me
Breakfast today - eggy bread, bacon, sausage
Zero speed food.
kirsty love, where’s your tomatoes, mushrooms, spinach and asparagus????
Also 'we used salt we bought in the Isle of Wight'.
Absolutely craves a “sausage on the side” this girl
Our method? For eggy bread?? I think my 5 year old could manage that It's not a 3 course cordon bleu meal!
It's not a 3 course cordon bleu meal!#slimmingworldnewbie ????
Her grid and this thread are bloody ace again. We have waited so long. We deserve this
Apart from the tits resting on the waistband of the trousers, she looks really nice here.
Oh yes - bacon fat is totally free. And you don’t need to eat any speed foods. It’s SW Kirsty’s way
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Clearly where I’ve been going wrong and nothing to do with the Kitkat chunkysApart from the tits resting on the waistband of the trousers, she looks really nice here.
Oh yes - bacon fat is totally free. And you don’t need to eat any speed foods. It’s SW Kirsty’s way
It’s the only one she’s getting bet Penners has micro penisAbsolutely craves a “sausage on the side” this girl
You can tell it’s Kirsty as it’s written as if by a 5 year old.
“We said happy birthday at the same time. It was weird” oh and how we all laughed!
And why does ‘I’m 3 years older than her’ warrant a laughing emoji?
Why does she try so hard to be one of these Instagramers who share updates on their life. “I’ve been in work since 8… cancelling appts, rearranging clients… I’ve had breakfast” 
that’s not a life update. That’s the mundane tit we don’t wanna see or hear about … but she’s got nothing else to say coz she’s a bore 🥱
that’s not a life update. That’s the mundane tit we don’t wanna see or hear about … but she’s got nothing else to say coz she’s a bore 🥱- Status