The name in hearts on Facebook has absolutely killed me off. 32 years old. THIRTY TWO. I've had a longer relationship with the pot of yogurt in my fridge than she has with him ffs.
She's 'known' him 7 weeks thoughThis is the most cringe she’s ever been and that’s saying something! I met my partner 7 years ago and I’ve never changed my Facebook relationship status. Is it even really a relationship after 3 weeks, you don’t even know properly who each other are yet.
She is clinging to him and I think he looks uncomfortableOhhh it's official.
Why the duck would someone even ask her for relationship advice Howling!OMG 3 weeks in and she is giving relationship advice. I am so embarrassed for her right now. The first date was Pizza Express so they have been on 3 dates and an overnight stay at the weekend and she classes him as her BF and plans to get a house, get married and have a baby with no mention of getting a job!
Run boy run as fast as you can and keep running!!!
He must be a bit dolly dimple as well so not much sympathy really!
That must mean they matched on tinder 7 weeks ago!She's 'known' him 7 weeks though
She never claims to be a size 14 surely?!?! (I stopped following her a while back and cba to view stories 🥱)Claims to be body positive, is a weightloss account, hides her size poor penpep when he buys her lingerie in the size 14 she claims to be and the baby doll is a gstring
She knows him about as well as I know my DPD delivery manShe's 'known' him 7 weeks though
I’ll try my best she actually doesn’t live far from me, the area she lives in isn’t “posh” by any means...I said this I’m certain she did a big rant not so long ago saying she absolutely did not want kids.
PP (penfold pepper) start running change your phone number and move house if you don’t at least wear 2 condoms at all times or this lass will be preggo quicker than she can say I’m keeping it private guys
RUN.
this is your mission if you chose to accept it.
Is he a bit odd
Or do you think he’s secrectly thinking wtf have I got myself into
I'm sure she has said that once or twice. Possibly in relation to needing new bikinis when hers were falling off her although not 100% sure of when. I just remember thinking are you duckShe never claims to be a size 14 surely?!?! (I stopped following her a while back and cba to view stories 🥱)
7 years and her head has drastically shrunk. But over inflated in the metaphorical way2013 versus 2020. 7 years and no difference.
Yeah there is a difference. Her head is smaller xxx2013 versus 2020. 7 years and no difference.
It's cos they haven't been going out long enough to have many pics to choose fromSomething about having near enough the same profile pic and cover photo really winds me up.
Emotional maturity of a 12 year old.
How do we get this as the new thread title anyone know?Keepingupwithkirstylea#11found a man but keeping it quiet. Q&As & still on a diet
Oh she’s definitely lacking social skills and awareness of reality. Whether that’s anything to do with some kind of learning disability or just her upbringing I don’t know but she’s not quite all there it seems.I don’t even mean to be horrible but I think there is something wrong with her.
HAHAHAHAHAHA omg this is actually the funniest thingHow has she updated that. But still has ‘loves the gym’ yet blocks me when I ask if she’s going back