KeepingKate #6 Breastfeeding isn’t a personality trait.

[heythere!]

She recommended a film the other day and said it was the best film she’s seen in ages. I was bored tonight so watched it. It was absolute dog shite. I’m fuming with her, 2 hours of my life wasted-thanks for nothing Jaffa

I’ve seen that film too. It’s awful. If that’s her idea of a best film she seen in ages she can’t watch many!

 

[peachhes]

I thought she meant at work? Her due date is this weekend I think, she said she was ‘working’ right to the end. Although surprised as didn’t think she’d done a full day in her life….

Oh makes more sense

 

[Fattygettinfit]

Her mum is not mid to late 40s! As Kate is not 30 yet is she.
I thought she was late 50s early 60s but just dressed like a 21 year old

Her mother must be close to 60!!! Her eldest son is 30 and I'm sure Kate posted last year it was their 30th wedding anniversary. Either way she still looks like a knob in that dress

 

[Truthslayer]

I genuinely hope she and the baby are ok. This amount of radio silence from her is worrying!

 

[Kiko]

Who called it that she’d copy of lifethroughemseyes? Also, Scala? Is that from looking through her Greece photos!?

I think all of us called ‘olive’ bingo for all!

 

[NigellaBites]

Why is she going to buy a pram? Surely she had one with both Dave and Alan and surely if you weren’t done having kids you would have kept the pram? They are expensive as hell!

After a freebie hence tagging Pramworld Winstanley

The magic mirror strikes again

I'll say it again she really doesn't seem thrilled with this pregnancy. Why did she have another so soon. I think this will be a real shock to her

Cos she ain’t centre of attention (which she believes she ought to be)

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

How can they even afford another child though?!?!

Tesco ads?

 

[MrsA]

Is Evy meant to be Evie or Ev-Ee?!

 

[Bobbleowl90]

Football then... Whatever her kids do they're dressed like they're going to church anyway

Well she is a good little catholic after all

 

[Kiko]

I really really hope it’s a girl!!

Same

 

[Peachylite]

And she’s on a weekend away?! 2’weeks before she goes to Disney. More money than sense

 

[ScottyT123]

Is Jaff really going away with them cunts on her eyelids? WOooOoOw

Just awful aren’t they.

 

[Peachylite]

Olive is like the instahin of Olivia, they wanted Olivia but too common so went for olive instead

 

[Polka dot]

Dreamt about this one last night and the two girls that I kept calling Alan and Dave

 

[Globetrotter]

Not sure why you'd keep it a surprise (if they actually did) when it clearly matters so much to them. My hubbie had 2 sons already and we've gone onto have 3 boys. There's no way I was gonna have a surprise baby cos I'd have hated to read too much into differing symptoms even tho I didn't want a girl we'd finished after second child as we wanted a mate for our first but our third was a surprise depo injection baby

 

[Kiko]

Scala … omg where the hell did they get that from

It’s so random!

 

[Mavismcfield]

Not to derail the post but keep looking as that seems really expensive, me and my family (9 of us) are literally travelling to france now to go to dlp and staying at the centreparcs there and it’s costing us £500 per person for 7 days in half term. And that’s with 3 days Disney tickets

Oh wow I’ll look that’s, I’ve been looking on magic breaks as I’ve heard that’s the cheapest, did you book al the bits separately?
Thanks

 

[Kiko]

I’m far from an expert, but is that not quite dangerous for the baby!! Unless of course, she has had him and just hasn’t announced it.

So dangerous! In Australia they do not let you go over esp after 10 days as there’s also huge risk of still birth

 

[Ifyouknowyouknow]

I imagine their mortgage is only about £500 a month and they’ll be on just short of £2k a month each… plus mummy and daddy’s drug money
Edit to add: and the income from those really successful Tesco ADs

She definitely won’t be earning that much from her job, she’s not been a teacher very long and she works part time. Sean possibly could be. Although if you include ads and affiliates etc I am sure that makes up the difference!

 

[Irrch]

Imagine if she has a boy, I dread all the posts about how their family is finally complete and “perfect”. As Sean runs to the hospital for the snip

Think she said a while ago they wanted 4 or 5 kids