Birth story here to ruin any hope of eating today..
Keeping Kate #7 The Von Jaffs
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She had 3 birth partners?? WTF!
I can’t physically sit through all that lip smacking. I managed about 2 minutes 
Woman has baby… groundbreaking stuff 🥱
What is it about birth stories these days, they bore me out so much. Mum of 3 here but ive absolutely no desire to tell everyone all about it, so weird 
She’s a younger version of Feebs. The only thing she’s good at is popping out kids and breastfeeding so it is all she can talk about. They don’t care if they make people feel inadequate as long as they have a bragging opportunity. I’m sure Kate will also have some sort of breakdown once the breastfeeding ends and she has nothing to say in her stories.
Right?! Like if someone directly asked, sure, go off, but otherwise why on earth would you go into (massive, long, rambling) detail?! Can’t say it’s ever been something I’ve felt compelled to do.What is it about birth stories these days, they bore me out so much. Mum of 3 here but ive absolutely no desire to tell everyone all about it, so weird
95% sure their family is complete but she loves birth so much and can't believe she won't experience it ever again. I give it 17 months till her next pregnancy announcement
She honestly does my head in there's no way I'm listening to all that shite
All she does is diet, milk herself and moan
All she does is diet, milk herself and moan
‘The doctors think i was x amount of time overdue but I knew my dates and I actually know I was x overdue’
duck off Jaffa
duck off Jaffa
She’s a total fruit loop! Who in their right mind chooses to go 16 days overdue? Especially after one emergency c section then a third degree tear? She’s off her rocker and quite frankly she was just lucky both her and the baby were ok. She’ll 100% have another one though, you can tell she’s already keen.
Don’t let Daisy the cow make you feel bad.
Her whole self esteem and personality is based on the fact she produces lots of breast milk and binges and restricts.
She is so out of touch and ignorant about reality, completely senseless.
The risks she put herself under by refusing intervention could have left her in danger. She’s as thick as mince but talks to NHS staff that don’t bow to her demands like
Her latest performance had her thinking she’s Boss Lady at the Royal College of Midwives and is nothing short of her enormous ego thinking she’s clever by doing ‘LOADS OF RESEARCH’
The risks she put herself under by refusing intervention could have left her in danger. She’s as thick as mince but talks to NHS staff that don’t bow to her demands like
Her latest performance had her thinking she’s Boss Lady at the Royal College of Midwives and is nothing short of her enormous ego thinking she’s clever by doing ‘LOADS OF RESEARCH’
The lip smacking 
She is SO unrelatable with her 3 birth partners 'so Sean passes my mum the phone so she could get right in there videoing it all'. I know some people may want that... but surely as a private family memory not broadcast to thousands upon thousands of people.
She is SO unrelatable with her 3 birth partners 'so Sean passes my mum the phone so she could get right in there videoing it all'. I know some people may want that... but surely as a private family memory not broadcast to thousands upon thousands of people.
And it's not even for her own memories, I'd guess it's for her to have the maximum attention she can possibly have. Birth and babies always bring attention I do think she's addicted to itThe lip smacking
She is SO unrelatable with her 3 birth partners 'so Sean passes my mum the phone so she could get right in there videoing it all'. I know some people may want that... but surely as a private family memory not broadcast to thousands upon thousands of people.
KK loves the attention, hates it if she thinks anyone might be getting more than she is, even when they’ve been having a tough time, or just had their own baby etc.
She is extremely hostile towards her sister in law
She gets annoyed if Ninny and Jaffa Mark spend any time with her nephews.She’s nice to her other sister in law as she’s no threat at the moment whilst she has no children to compete for any of the attention
And she owns a dessert / cake business so KK likes the freebies Jaffa bonce has nothing about her literally zero personality. So she created an insta personality by milking herself into oblivion after giving birth to a kid a year then runs for a bit. Repeat til her eggs dry up.
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