Keeping Kate #7 The Von Jaffs

[Fattygettinfit]

She literally can't stay in the house. Someone better warn Centre Parks that there will be major nip action going on when Momma Von Jaff arrives

I wonder who she is going with as Sean will be teaching surely?

He has as much time off as she does!!

 

[Hatefake]

He’s in the background off her video so he has gone too

 

[Crazymummy]

Most likely started his 2 weeks leave post half term rather than treating half term as week 1!

 

[ChubClubThug]

Have they got another new car? I thought theirs was white for some reason

 

[Nixen]

Anyone know which Center parcs? Off to whinfell this week and don’t want her massive pancake nips putting me off my pancakes

 

[Crazymummy]

Anyone know which Center parcs? Off to whinfell this week and don’t want her massive pancake nips putting me off my pancakes

I’d say whinfell as they were at tebay services which is just down the road. It’s also the closest to her I think!?

 

[longtimelurker86]

Anyone know which Center parcs? Off to whinfell this week and don’t want her massive pancake nips putting me off my pancakes

Be prepared for burger nips my love…. You’ll spot the eyelashes first I reckon.

 

[ScottyT123]

If the nips don’t poke your eyes out first

Be prepared for burger nips my love…. You’ll spot the eyelashes first I reckon.

 

[Nixen]

God damn it, they are indeed at Whinfell. I don’t go til Friday though so I’ll just miss them I expect. Thank duck.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Good for you however we were looking forward to the

 

[Globetrotter]

That looks really safe. No rear view and a pram waiting to smack the kids

If he brakes them bags would be straight on to kids

 

[instamumsaredaft]

Omg that's disgustingly overpacked. Idiots. Why can't they stay at home for longer than a few days

 

[Offish]

God damn it, they are indeed at Whinfell. I don’t go til Friday though so I’ll just miss them I expect. Thank duck.

Thank goodness for you…

but also, dammit for us!! I’d have loved a Jaff-watch live

 

[melonsandlemons]

I wonder who she is going with as Sean will be teaching surely?

Nah I’m sure he’s not a proper teacher- I think he’s a swimming teacher. There’s no way he will have time off- unless he is taking it as paternity leave.

 

[Itsamystery]

'Look at me, I'm supermum and can go to center parcs 2 weeks after pushing out another little chavvy'.

its the placenta shakes babes

 

[#notanadad]

He's off work because she's definitely made him take extra paternity leave - she'd never cope with him at work full time whilst she's at home with three under 5

 

[NigellaBites]

He’s on Paternity Leave so KK demanded a trip to Center Parcs during term time.
She’s disgruntled though due to Ninny Jane & Jaffa Mark having booked numerous other holidays throughout the year meaning KK won’t have childcare on tap and will mean she might just have to look after her own kids.
Cue the stomping and stropping next Monday when Seaaaaaaaan has to return to work

 

[Fattygettinfit]

Be prepared for burger nips my love…. You’ll spot the eyelashes first I reckon.

Either that or you'll hear the lip smacking first!!

 

[Andrews1234]

So Kate likes her own posts - obsessed with both herself and her own engagement. Noticed that she didn't like the birthday post for Annie, but did like the one for Evelyn which is so sad.

 

[twinmamma88]

Iv only ever had c sections but is it advised to swim 3 weeks after a vaginal delivery especially when she’s said her stitches were infected?!? I could be wrong but grossed me out!!!!