Keeping Kate #7 The Von Jaffs

[Ifyouknowyouknow]

I’m sure those inflatable footrests are not allowed on most airlines. I hope they make them put them down and she tells everyone that this is the case asap before took many people follow her temu link!

 

[instamumsaredaft]

Urgh she's got evelyn in on the add fgs

 

[Irrch]

Well she said she needs 3 and a 1/2 to pre pregnancy wait so is that additional or what ?

Funny she said she's taking 2 prams and all the luggage ? Why would she need 2? One double pushchair for the two youngest surely Dave walks now ?

 

[Shamelesshorse]

Right…I’m sure I’ve asked this before but what is going on with her face? Why is it so strange/funny/terrifying all at the same time. Is the smile? The spider leg lashes on those extremely exaggerated wide eyes? It confuses me and quite frankly creeps me out in boomerangs like this latest one.

 

[sageandoak]

Is she trying to say they drove all the way from their home and only realised in Disney the hadn’t got their keys?

 

[Marpaudai]

That blazer looks like it’s been screwed up in one of her bin bags of clothes to put in Vinted!

 

[Crazymum]

Surely it creates less space for an adult though?

I saw lots of adults folding their legs up . Or putting their feet on them and raising their knees. Looked so comfy as I find I have to cross my knees sitting normally . Bought my husband one of them inflatable ones you put on the table to rest your head in too as he always puts his head on the table. Anything fit a bit comfort. People hav them for kids so they could sleep too. I think they look good and don’t intrude on anyone else’s space.

 

[Offish]

I have a similar pair. But I'm 6ft so they sit normally

Same well, not quite as tall but a long torso… that style is absolutely not for everyone. Specifically not for Jaff.

 

[ChubClubThug]

I see she’s back to copying lifethroughemseyes again with her story’s and mannerisms.

I'd forgotten about this beggy, self indulgent imbecile till you mentioned her

 

[HeyPorkSnacks]

I found her on strava and at least for the time being her times tie in to what she is stating on insta - i.e. sub 30 min 5k

She must be pausing them to take breaks and then re-starting them

 

[Marpaudai]

I dont understand her last post.

The day we've been waiting on for months Evelyn you've finally turned 5. Talk about wishing her life away!

I think she must mean Evelyn’s been waiting for, kids always want to be the next age up.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

And the best of it is it won’t be covered by holiday insurance….I don’t think there’s a stupidly clause

*stupidity even

 

[ChubClubThug]

Isn’t Olive weird looking cant put my finger on it. The other 2 are cute but she’s totally different to them

Gary looks like Jaff

 

[Sw_isacult]

I really don’t get why she worries about losing weight so much, no matter what she weighs she’s still built like a brick shithouse.. she never looks skinny!

Esp in the boxing video!

 

[ChubClubThug]

I think it was laxatives, she abused them to lose weight and now she can’t poo properly

Sorry yes that's what I meant to say too. I bet she's still the same now

 

[Chunkymum]

If she fucking gets a Rooster Money referral thing I'll go nuts.

What's that?

 

[cill2019]

All I see is teeth

 

[Globetrotter]

That looks really safe. No rear view and a pram waiting to smack the kids

If he brakes them bags would be straight on to kids

 

[instamumsaredaft]

Wonder how her mam and dad can afford to bank roll them. Are they millionaires

 

[Turquoise66]

I can’t even with her latest stories and she’s supposed to be a primary school teacher. On a public page, wtf

I missed it, what was she doing?