Keeping Kate #7 The Von Jaffs

[#notanadad]

I'm sorry but did she give her 2 and 4 year old daughters DICK LOLLIES?!

 

[Itsamystery]

There’s the answer then for how she can afford 26 holidays a year

 

[Marpaudai]

I see she’s back to copying lifethroughemseyes again with her story’s and mannerisms.

 

[Crazymummy]

How has she got that baby forward facing!!!! Lose straps and by the looks of it a thick coat

 

[notokhun]

Elapsed time never lies

 

[NigellaBites]

It’s just been all renovated with artificial grass

 

[xoxo GG]

Has she had her teeth done?

 

[Polka dot]

Her voice is so effing sickly. Why does she always sound like she's got something in her gob?

 

[moocher2020]

Oh look, I knew there would be a catch! Hope you kept the receipt for all those yoghurts KK!

 

[Marpaudai]

Got the shivers just looking at how little the girls were wearing

is Disney on ice it worth it? My son is nearly 5

I thought so, my 5 year old loved it.

Her caption in her latest post is just a cope of lifethroughemseyes and what’s she’s say about her kids

She always copy’s her, she usually shares whatever link Emma shares too.

 

[Munchiebox]

I have a similar pair. But I'm 6ft so they sit normally

 

[Crazymum]

I see she managed to get through the airport without the assistance she requested; just like millions of parents do without thinking they’re hard done by

Omg I must have missed that. She wanted assistance! We managed taking 5 under 6 on holiday abroad 2 being under 13 months who does she think she is.

 

[ElektraWintour]

So she allegedly did a sub 30 min park run but forgot to scan her barcode! Just not buying it!!

Did she say which Parkrun she went to? All the results are online and even if she didn’t scan a barcode it says something like that to match up to the finish tokens.

 

[MrsA]

I could be completely wrong (I most probably am) but isn't the level of fat in the milk a reflection of the nutrients in her diet?

 

[Kiko]

Or because Sean’s been knobbing someone else. Someone who has something to talk about other than breastfeeding

Was there something on here a while ago that he had probs cheated on her at some point before? While she was preg with Alan? Or did I dream that? Lol

 

[Peachylite]

Is her not even 1 year old really forward facing???? It’s actually illegal in the UK to forward face under 15 months.

 

[Hatefake]

Has she posted now she’s doing at slimming world? Not seen any weigh in posts like she used to do

 

[ScottyT123]

If the nips don’t poke your eyes out first

Be prepared for burger nips my love…. You’ll spot the eyelashes first I reckon.

 

[Offish]

God damn it, they are indeed at Whinfell. I don’t go til Friday though so I’ll just miss them I expect. Thank fuck.

Thank goodness for you…

but also, dammit for us!! I’d have loved a Jaff-watch live

 

[Marpaudai]

Imagine sitting in front of her at parents evening while she spoke to you in her condescending manner. Think I’d punch her.