Keeping Kate #2 A milking maid and diet-bore, the orange face you can’t ignore!

[TJ90]

Imagine her being your kids teacher and meeting her at parents evening. You just know she would judge everything about the parents and talk down to them. Wonder if she changes her pupils names too?

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Evelyn is in a high chair so kate has given her a cake. Why is she asking why shes eating 'ninnys' cakes? Kate shes eating one because you gave her one you bleeping clown.

And probably because Dave’s just watched her down 10 of the things

 

[Wotsit]

Every time I see the name Dave I always think of The Royale Family and Denise with baby Dave

 

[Bobbleowl90]

 

[Joannelarbo]

Would someone ever tell that woman grow up, act & dress her age. She’s too old for the long extensions aswell & I can’t even start on the outfit. Mutton dressed as lamb

 

[Bobbleowl90]

The tights!!!

 

[justforthegiggles]

Kate obviously gets her dress sense from her mam.

 

[TJ90]

FFS look at the state of her. Dave’s nan dresses like a teenager

 

[Cantstandspanj]

The tights!!!

They’re Gucci!

 

[KfBr]

Good job he’s got that towel on
Her mum is embarrassing

 

[Marpaudai]

She’s hoping to not look like an umpa lumpa tomorrow!

 

[Irrch]

With the ‘dark’ fake tan for her face. Goodness me!

 

[Bobinsky]

Her mums just awful.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Good job he’s got that towel on
Her mum is embarrassing

Couple of old pisshead swingers

 

[Wotsit]

With the ‘dark’ fake tan for her face. Goodness me!

She’s hoping to not look like an umpa lumpa tomorrow!

I cant wait see what she looks like tomorrow

 

[Cantstandspanj]

Genuine question here, but is a doula something that is commonly used by pregnant women?
I know it’s something the rich/ famous etc etc wouldn’t contemplate giving birth without but is it something the average Joe uses often?

 

[Wotsit]

Genuine question here, but is a doula something that is commonly used by pregnant women?
I know it’s something the rich/ famous etc etc wouldn’t contemplate giving birth without but is it something the average Joe uses often?

I've never known anyone to use one. It's not something I, or anyone I'm friends with, would be able to afford even had we been up our own arses like Kate is

 

[Irrch]

poor Dave with the head accessories again for Granny’s birthday.

 

[Cantstandspanj]

I've never known anyone to use one. It's not something I, or anyone I'm friends with, would be able to afford even had we been up our own arses like Kate is

Thank you! This is what I thought! Then wondered if I was deluded, alas it’s just Kate being a dick!

 

[Wotsit]

Thank you! This is what I thought! Then wondered if I was deluded, alas it’s just Kate being a dick!

Yes i think she's another that thinks she's the only woman to ever have a baby. I get it with the first one, we're all naive about it because we don't know what to expect and listen to all the bullshit you see in the pregnancy magazines. I'm gathering Sean was as useless as he looks when she had Dave and that's why she's decided she wants someone else there his time. Personally i would choose my mum or a close friend, not waste hundreds of pounds on a stranger.