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those poor neighbours, having to watch Kathleen peg Geoffrey
martaS
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Eeek! Thanks for the image palWell, if someone forced me to take part in a karaoke night and decorate willie biscuits for their hen I definitely would not be going to the wedding anymore, maybe I’m a just miserable git
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Something we should be grateful for is that Kath didn’t do this at her’s, imagine a room full of Viscount Geoffolomews staring at you
Ditto re not attending the wedding though
Well, here we go then.
Katie's second hen weekend
When was the last time she went away and didn't get major interior design "inspo"
I have been opening my sparkling wine wrong all my live. I didn't realise I should film myself LOL
The super concentrated face at the end
No offence to her sis for picking very comfy yet slightly shabby looking PJs but why did Katie have to post this and also make a point about how amazing Katie's PJs were?
Why did she cover Becky's face in this pic?
But not here?
Oh yay another vlogs where she informs us what she did without actually giving any tips or explaining why certain choices were made. Cannot wait for Weds!
Oh wow Katie these are like unreal, never seen better nudes in my life
Amazing, she drew a penis with her left hand. Please teach us your ways master.
I thought the icing was supposed to stay on a biscuit but what do I know
The least you could do Kathryn would be to write your only sister's name with a capital letter.
Katie, always going the extra mile.
Out of respect, I will not post a pic with all Becky's friends but they all look very nice, I hope they had a lovely time despite all the wilhelms and that poor Becky has a really nice wedding (she deserved it after putting up with Katie's wedding malarkey, and with such cliche hen!)
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Why was she in fits of giggles over a door? She’s such a weird creepy child.
it speaks volumes that he keeps going off to visit the Lentils and she doesn’t go. They definitely could have worked the weekend so that they could both have seen both families. I guess I’m old fashioned but when you get married you become part of two families, splitting off to do them separately is like something you’d do in a new relationship when you’re young.
it speaks volumes that he keeps going off to visit the Lentils and she doesn’t go. They definitely could have worked the weekend so that they could both have seen both families. I guess I’m old fashioned but when you get married you become part of two families, splitting off to do them separately is like something you’d do in a new relationship when you’re young.
MistyWindows
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I know this is probably TMI, but I only like Lindt balls if I shove them in my bra so they melt in the middle before I eat them Let’s be honest.
Let’s be honest.
Tom_Nook
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It's OK to talk about sex when you're being paid to pretend you're dragging your partner around some kind of Sexy House of Horrors setup. Not OK to talk about sex for an anonymous Q&A.
Babybail93
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Her sister looked absolutely stunning. The dress was so simple, but the shape of it was timeless.
unt Bessie
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'G WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED'U know this is deffo what went down in the snookton house last night.
sad olives and champagne out
OH G WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED- they r sowwww mean- calling u a kiddy fiddler, calling me a midget who is desperate and incapable of love, and asking me about nasty things like anal & pegging! They was twolllling meee
G get the duvet out
squatternutbosh
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I am so sick & tired of Kathleen & her content. I’m sick of seeing her flapping around flogging everything that comes through her PO BOX.
Sick of her eating out at wanky expensive places every day when ppl are struggling with the cost of living. I’m sick of watching her gay husband, (yes, idc, no way in earth is geoffleen a heterosexual) flapping about enabling and appeasing Kathy’s petulant behaviour.
Sick of her whinging about her non existent problems. She has absolutely no self awareness and her privilege is making me sick.
man im sick of her ugly cat too.
#sorrynotsorry
Sick of her eating out at wanky expensive places every day when ppl are struggling with the cost of living. I’m sick of watching her gay husband, (yes, idc, no way in earth is geoffleen a heterosexual) flapping about enabling and appeasing Kathy’s petulant behaviour.
Sick of her whinging about her non existent problems. She has absolutely no self awareness and her privilege is making me sick.
man im sick of her ugly cat too.
#sorrynotsorry
squatternutbosh
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Guys- it’s not good news.
After living with Little lamb smollest in the land Kathleen, we regret to confirm that Geoffington Snooks has been diagnosed as;
being an insufferable twat.
symptoms are;
- pouting like a twat
- jumping up & down like a twat
- behaving like a twat
- accepting freebies like a twat.
- whinging and whining in high decibels, like a twat.
After living with Little lamb smollest in the land Kathleen, we regret to confirm that Geoffington Snooks has been diagnosed as;
being an insufferable twat.
symptoms are;
- pouting like a twat
- jumping up & down like a twat
- behaving like a twat
- accepting freebies like a twat.
- whinging and whining in high decibels, like a twat.
sheleg
VIP Member
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Why does she look like a dowdy old woman next to these women? They all look genuinely fashionable and cool while she just looks awkward
squatternutbosh
VIP Member
That anonymous q&a was absolute bollocks. No different to the normal q&a questions she sends herself:
- a long ass rant about children (like she isn’t a child herself)
- lamenting about why she isn’t maternal, so many women aren’t Kathy. You ain’t special or different
- labelling someone a troll about mentioning her daddy complex, that is how your relationship comes across Kath. U do love to be babied
- saying ppl are trolling her about pegging & anal & ur sex life, it is basically your content…u advertise sex toys? Why aren’t u answering those questions?
- someone suggesting she launches her own make up/skin care line- good grief can u imagine? Dw Kath we already created a palette for u a few thread back half the work done there.
- low key hoarder????? Nothing low key about it
- role model? Which 13 y/o wag wannabe sent this?
- a long ass rant about children (like she isn’t a child herself)
- lamenting about why she isn’t maternal, so many women aren’t Kathy. You ain’t special or different
- labelling someone a troll about mentioning her daddy complex, that is how your relationship comes across Kath. U do love to be babied
- saying ppl are trolling her about pegging & anal & ur sex life, it is basically your content…u advertise sex toys? Why aren’t u answering those questions?
- someone suggesting she launches her own make up/skin care line- good grief can u imagine? Dw Kath we already created a palette for u a few thread back half the work done there.
- low key hoarder????? Nothing low key about it
- role model? Which 13 y/o wag wannabe sent this?
Lutxy
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Good evening guuuuyyyyys!
I wanted to do a weekend roundup roundup because I’ve spent all weekend in bed with COVID, but Kath making a royal tit of herself has actually made me feel better about it
(I do hope that’s okay @martaS dearest)
I doubt I’ll have anything intelligent to say but let’s crack on.
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Don’t let him sit on the outside of the window! Even if you’re there holding him, he’ll think it’s always okayMy Ragdoll has no spacial awareness and would fall off that ledge the minute she saw a bird/fly etc.
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This actually looks nice, weird we didn’t get a picture of what she ate
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I’d estimate around two weeks ago.
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Christ good job they booked, it’s rammed.
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I think this looks really pretty, don’t attempt it in your dungeon though.
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Thank goodness Sensible Snooks is here to remind us
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I find it hard to understand how she’s such a lightweight when she drinks so much.
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Oh good, so she’s out the sun and can sit down and have some water and pizza
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Never mind.
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Her friend doesn’t look impressed
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WHAT A GREAT IDEA!
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I’m surprised they even served her to be honest. (Also as an aside I would love to try absinthe like this, I’ve only ever had it out the bottle as a teenager lol has anyone had this?)
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The chest hair 🫣
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No offence to anyone, but that guy’s outfit is the most stereotypical ‘posh wanky Londoner on a jolly’ look
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Imagine your friends taking you out for *your* birthday and then getting absolutely twatted and (I’m sure) having to be looked after by everyone else.
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Again, I think I’ll get my advice from someone else thanks Kath
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I bet that was some quality content
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Salad with no dressing/olive oil triggers me. But then I suppose they’re not used to eating it. Also a dressing gown in this heat?!
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So there we are, everyone’s Monday dose of second hand embarrassment. You’re welcome!
I hope you all had a good weekend preferably without COVID and with common sense 🤍
I would never understand grown up people who brag about being alcoholics .How is this a flex ?!!
martaS
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@MistyWindows You are an absolute babe! Thanks so much! I wouldn't have done a better round-up of recent events in Snooktonia myself!
(I have had an intense month of starting a new job and being down with a really nasty cold for nearly two weeks - many tears were cried into a half-empty champagne bottle. Just kidding. I can't afford champagne).
Geoffrey Lentil of Soup made me lose my shit a bit - you are too funny!
Guys, I am afraid I haven't kept the best track of new names for the tiny bride and her creepy shadow of a husband... These are some of the names I managed to add to my dossier but please feel free to remind me all the good ones you came up with since the last thread.
Geoff Del Ray Lord Lentil Geoffrey Dahl-mer Little Lord Lenticular Earl and Earless of Snooktonia Geoffrey Lentil of Soup Count Geoffula Lady Kath Boleyn & King Geoffry VIII Father Geoffrey/ Daddy Geoff/ Padrè Geoff Thumbelina and Goliath Grandfather Geoff Geoff Bezos Geofferson Gordinia Geoffo Agent Geoff Geoff-a-nator Baron Geoffethemus Viscount Geoffolomew Lady Kathleen Lentin of the Sad Olives Archbishop Geoffard Daddy Long Legs Archbishop Geoffington Mr and Mrs Sentin/Snooktin Friar Geoffbert Lord Geoffdemort Baron Geofferonymus Earl of Geoffandia Ser Geoffington of Highgarden King Geofftopher The Slenderman "Boyf" Geoffbot 3000 Grandmaster Geoff Lord Geoffrey Marquess Geoffton Geofforia Landgarb Gentry G Geoffry Lannister Señor Geoffnando Geoff of Geofftown Marquis de Geoff Little Lord Geoffington The Pale Geoff Tonegeoff Sous-Geoff Get-off Geoff Master of Muppets Geofferson Airplane Geoffrey McGeofforick Duke Geoffrey "G" Geoffington and Duchess Kathleen "Smol" Snooksy-Snookerson Mother and Father to Doctor Maurice "Morris" Catboy Gangly Geoffo Emperor Geoffodopolous Count Geoff of Geoffington G-Unit Exhalted Geoffmeister #slenderdick
On a separate note, Geoffrey's transformation into an Insta Husband is complete lads!
(I have had an intense month of starting a new job and being down with a really nasty cold for nearly two weeks - many tears were cried into a half-empty champagne bottle. Just kidding. I can't afford champagne).
Geoffrey Lentil of Soup made me lose my shit a bit - you are too funny!
Guys, I am afraid I haven't kept the best track of new names for the tiny bride and her creepy shadow of a husband... These are some of the names I managed to add to my dossier but please feel free to remind me all the good ones you came up with since the last thread.
Geoff Del Ray Lord Lentil Geoffrey Dahl-mer Little Lord Lenticular Earl and Earless of Snooktonia Geoffrey Lentil of Soup Count Geoffula Lady Kath Boleyn & King Geoffry VIII Father Geoffrey/ Daddy Geoff/ Padrè Geoff Thumbelina and Goliath Grandfather Geoff Geoff Bezos Geofferson Gordinia Geoffo Agent Geoff Geoff-a-nator Baron Geoffethemus Viscount Geoffolomew Lady Kathleen Lentin of the Sad Olives Archbishop Geoffard Daddy Long Legs Archbishop Geoffington Mr and Mrs Sentin/Snooktin Friar Geoffbert Lord Geoffdemort Baron Geofferonymus Earl of Geoffandia Ser Geoffington of Highgarden King Geofftopher The Slenderman "Boyf" Geoffbot 3000 Grandmaster Geoff Lord Geoffrey Marquess Geoffton Geofforia Landgarb Gentry G Geoffry Lannister Señor Geoffnando Geoff of Geofftown Marquis de Geoff Little Lord Geoffington The Pale Geoff Tonegeoff Sous-Geoff Get-off Geoff Master of Muppets Geofferson Airplane Geoffrey McGeofforick Duke Geoffrey "G" Geoffington and Duchess Kathleen "Smol" Snooksy-Snookerson Mother and Father to Doctor Maurice "Morris" Catboy Gangly Geoffo Emperor Geoffodopolous Count Geoff of Geoffington G-Unit Exhalted Geoffmeister #slenderdick On a separate note, Geoffrey's transformation into an
Insta Husband is complete lads!It made cringe so bad
I think Katie’s sisters partners face sums up how we all feel
