Katie snooks #5 Cheese, meat, booze and cake! Back to A&E with a tummy ache

[Tom_Nook]

My thoughts on the wedding dress video

"I'm going to tuck into all five boxes..."
You're going to eat a wedding dress?

'You can't see too much knicker underneath'. I CAN SEE EVERYTHING AND YOUR NIPPLE NEARLY FELL OUT TOO. Put some underwear on for goodness sake.

'It's one level the whole way round'.... One LENGTH. It's one length.

'A sample size they'll clinch you in with'. Do you mean cinch you in? A clinch means to win something. Also pronounces 'tulle' as 'tool'.

That satin one looks like a dressing gown because she isn't wearing underwear. 'My boob keeps falling out as I move around'. Put a bra on then!

The cutaways are hilarious.

 

[martaS]

My thoughts on the wedding dress video

"I'm going to tuck into all five boxes..."
You're going to eat a wedding dress?

'You can't see too much knicker underneath'. I CAN SEE EVERYTHING AND YOUR NIPPLE NEARLY FELL OUT TOO. Put some underwear on for goodness sake.

'It's one level the whole way round'.... One LENGTH. It's one length.

'A sample size they'll clinch you in with'. Do you mean cinch you in? A clinch means to win something. Also pronounces 'tulle' as 'tool'.

That satin one looks like a dressing gown because she isn't wearing underwear. 'My boob keeps falling out as I move around'. Put a bra on then!

The cutaways are hilarious.

OMG your overview of the video - so sassy!
(I am here for it though)

 

[martaS]

No round-up yet
I hope Katie ... isn't feeling unwell!

 

[bunnyhun]

No round-up yet
I hope Katie ... isn't feeling unwell!

she’s just started it! She’s only uploaded one story so far about how they’ve been staying in a lot recently due to cases of covid rising…I swear they’re out every other night eating a load of meat and guzzling booze

 

[martaS]

she’s just started it! She’s only uploaded one story so far about how they’ve been staying in a lot recently due to cases of covid rising…I swear they’re out every other night eating a load of meat and guzzling booze

Wtf she went to a beauty event this week, they were definitely out last weekend and am sure there was also something in-between?
She probably means they went to 1-5 places instead of the usual 6-10

 

[Fineapple]

Sardines in a tin, such gooorgeous packaging can’t wait for her fish collab #spon

 

[martaS]

Sardines in a tin, such gooorgeous packaging can’t wait for her fish collab #spon

Do you think she had bought a tin? They were £3.45. I can't imagine stingy hoarder must-keep-an-old-broken-Zara-bag Katie spend that much on a can on fish?

Oh no. Guys. I just thought of something.

How do we know she doesn't hoard cans of sardines

 

[jaymie]

Do you think she had bought a tin? They were £3.45. I can't imagine stingy hoarder must-keep-an-old-broken-Zara-bag Katie spend that much on a can on fish?

Oh no. Guys. I just thought of something.

How do we know she doesn't hoard cans of sardines

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Who the duck stock up so many sardines

 

[Babybail93]

Why is absolutely everything her “FAVE EVER!!!!” ???

She speaks like a child

 

[jaymie]

Why is absolutely everything her “FAVE EVER!!!!” ???

She speaks like a child

They all want to speak like Gen-Z but the real Gen-Z probably never speak like that...

 

[martaS]

The round-up is so bloody boring I can't even be bothered to write my comments.

What a disappointing start to the week.

 

[Tom_Nook]

I've never heard someone call a tin of sardines 'gorgeous'

 

[jaymie]

TV in front of a beautiful bay window is abomination, I said it before and I am going to say it again. She has all the money but no taste.

Can someone or Katie that read here kindly pass this message on to her, please!

 

[AB3]

She can't even see out the window cos there's a bloody great tree in the pavement outside

 

[martaS]

First, stop freaking fishing for freebies Kathhhh!
Second, why does every single space in the house have to be covered in storage.
(We all know why, she has too much crap she can't let go of and it needs to go somewhere).

It's also the tone of the first Story. I read it as, "we were bored [because we didn't go out this weekend] so we started walking around the house looking for areas we can improve ruin". I guess once you turn your front room into a Victorian tunnel, the rest of the dungeon has to match!

 

[Esme]

I’m sure this shoot that Daddy G arranged is actually just for his own pleasure. She probably

got given orders to get certain shots including her baps

 

[martaS]

Should we have a collection and buy her some bras?
We have her address already

 

[Babybail93]

Maybe she’s about to start an Onlyfans?

 

[Eljay]

She’s really irritating but I think she has lovely eyebrows

 

[Babybail93]

She’s really irritating but I think she has lovely eyebrows

This reminded me of Bo Selecta! Did anyone used to watch that? Kelly Osbourne going mental about Christina Aguilera, saying how much she hates her, and then she’d say “but she has an amazing voice” really tickled me