LOVELY weekend away I'm sure, thanks daddy G, I was on my best behaviour etc. but I think she might know where the tummy troubles are stemming from at this point and is in flat out denial about it.
Rich food and alcohol.
Katie love, you are not Henry VIII. Pace yourself and have some easily digestible low foodmap meals.
A whole cooked breakfast ontop of fruit and pastries, them coffees, after a four course meal and cocktails followed by wine?
gurgle, gurgle....bloatttttttt. then explosions or backed up.
She might try to argue with herself that she doesn't eat like that all the time, ffs it was a holiday! Except, she kinda does. Takeaways, fakeaways, ready meals, daily fancy coffees or Starbucks cartons, a pack of biscuits a day, toasties and the weekend blow outs of brunches and meals put. G strikes me as someone who drinks with every evening mealand Katie probably indulges too, as she doesn't have toget up in the morning anyway (setting her own hours etc.)
Also poor Maurice, leaving him at home with a paid sitter would have been preferable for him or she could have given her sister some money to check in on him morning and evening, with the baby on the way she might have been grateful and its a nice way to give your sister something in a subtle way, without lording your hood fortune over her.
The arse shot by the pool, well that was probably all Daddy G. She didn't explain all the different rooms or give prices. Maybe in the youtube video she will?