I replied to her once giving really good in depth recommendations and crickets. She’s so bloody entitledI don't want to screenshot her story because I don't want to risk getting blocked, but wow it really gets under my skin how she will always make polls asking "have you seen this film/have you played this game?" And the only options are either "yes" or "I hated it and I hate films/games and I am a stinky poopoo head!!!"
I'm referring to the current barbie story but she has done this several times in the past, I remember one fairly recently about some video game
Haha I can't take the full credit, someone called Niomi Smart's fiance donkadonk (for those who don't freqent her thread, one of his nicknames is Donkey) and it cracked me up so much I knew I needed to make it work for DJ GeoffGeoffonka donk
https://giphy.com/8qDzzyxbcfimY
Shes likely stop having head aches if she reduced the salt and alcohol in her medieval diet.A period for 11 days?! Do we think she’s being truthful?
Regarding the headaches she’s bringing up again, years ago she had headaches everyday. Spent NHS time by being referred a neurologist, who told her to take note of how many headaches she had per day. Conveniently, her headaches went down and she wasn’t sent for further tests.
No medication, no change to her lifestyle. Nothing. And the everyday “headaches” stopped. That’s a medical miracle if you so believe
I find the tampon thing very odd too. I used tampons from my very 1st period and got bullied in school because of it. (bullies will bully over anything eugh)I personally find it strange to take a medication to stop your period purely for vanity/convenience reasons. Girl, just let your body do its thing.
She clearly did no research whatsoever about these tablets. She had no idea that they 'trick your body into thinking it is in menopause' or that it's used a contraception...what did you know Kath? I personally would want to be aware of the potential risks before taking something, especially something that just doesn't need to be taken?!
I find it interesting that someone who never shuts up about fannies and willies (Kaths terminology not mine) and sex toys etc doesn't know how to put a tampon in and would rather take a pretty serious sounding medication than pop in a tampon (I appreciate its not that simple for everyone)???
Also, side note - the thing about sharks coming after you because you're on your period: not true.
Most interesting of all for me is the timing of her 'deep depression'. Wedding is over, honeymoon is over. These are major events that she's been planning and looking forward to for a loooooong time and now they're done with. She even says she felt like she 'had nothing to look forward to'. Sounds like a bit of a comedown and adjusting to 'just being married' and maybe questioning if she's made the right decision. Just some thoughts!
Ps DJeff
Has she said this again?! Christ, I wish she would read Tattle, she might stand to learn something - a few of us said at the time she was spouting bollocks. It's like she doesn't *want* to learn anything, I find it infuriating.Also, side note - the thing about sharks coming after you because you're on your period: not true.
Also loving the sass from DJ Jazzy Geoff! Feel like he might like some of our jokes.I normally dislike Geoffonka Donk as much as the next person but these really cracked me up. He's savage here and I am low-key loving it. I drink matcha myself but it can taste horrid if made with the wrong type of milk etc and it's really not everyone's cup of tea (pun indeed intended), just like not everyone likes coffee, herbal tea etc.
She expected to be prescribed one duvet day (made by The Geoff Attack) half a tin of sad olivesSo she took those period delaying tablets before to stop her period for a holiday.. And now she's saying she CAN'T BELIEVE THE ODDS that she was prescribed the same thing to stop her eleven day period. What did she think she would be prescribed? Eye drops??
We think her new hairstyle looks like a penis.Can someone explain to me what 'penis hair' means? Don't want to google it
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