Katie Snooks #13 for her money may be tight, but a £900 meal will make it alright

[BeansOnBeans]

However, the red flag thing. I'm sorry, but someone who struggles to make friends and has challenges socially....that's not a red flag. It might absolutely be something that makes you not want to date someone, that's fine, but I think it's genuinely unfair to imply it's a real cause for concern. People can have many reasons for struggling socially, and some people aren't so fortunate as to have close friends for a variety of reasons - so to then find out some people would consider that to be a cause for concern? Christ, way to make people feel good about themselves.

As someone with autism, and who struggles to make and keep friends, and any type of social circle tbf, I read her post and immediately unfollowed her as this was the final straw . I cba reading her give shit life advice, shit sex advice, shit period advice, and anything else when she is literally a hoarder that still bangs on about her ex and has an obvious obsession with being 'smol and tiny'.

Please look at your own red flags before digging out other peoples apparent 'red flags'. It's boring now.

I hope she mudlarks herself into oblivion and irrelevancy.

 

[squatternutbosh]

This must be the wankiest thing I’ve read today

 

[AvaKnight]

I cannot express how much my vagina turned in on itself and became a dry, sad ryvita from seeing those pics of Geoffleton as a DJ.

 

[CJay]

So she took those period delaying tablets before to stop her period for a holiday.. And now she's saying she CAN'T BELIEVE THE ODDS that she was prescribed the same thing to stop her eleven day period. What did she think she would be prescribed? Eye drops??

 

[squatternutbosh]

I can't see the similarity! I was hoping for an explanation.

 

[squatternutbosh]

Oh fuck off kathleen with the woe is me/beg for a new camera post.
I would have a tiny bit of empathy for you if you didn’t have the most indulgent & extravagant lifestyle for such a mediocre content creator.

 

[martaS]

Oh shut up! Her "advice" always rubs me up the wrong way!! Good for you not settling for the first one, but for some people the first one is "the one", believe it or not Kathleen!
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Some people may never meet "their" person, in which case settling for someone who is still very nice, and you're happy with, is better than waiting for something that may never happen
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Friends. I added new names for Geoff to the list, and tidied it up in Excel so it's in alphabetical order.

We have now got 107 names for Geoff (and some for Katie and them as a couple).

It's quite incredible that they've been together a while and we keep coming with names. Well done all. A true team effort

Geoff Goldblum

Geoff the Meff

Geoffleton

Geoffonka Donk

Geofforoid

Geoffshroom

Kathleen Lou & Geoffersome Von Snobbertit

The Court Geoffster

"Boyf"

#Slenderdick

Agent Geoff

Archbishop Geoffard

Archbishop Geoffington

Baby G

Baron Geofferonymus

Baron Geoffethemus

British Semi detached house Mafia DJ sensation Geoffy Geoff

Count Geoff of Geoffington

Count Geoffula

Daddy Geofferson

Daddy Long Legs

Despicable Geoff

DJ Geoff

DJ Jazzy Geoff

Duke Geoffrey "G" Geoffington and Duchess Kathleen "Smol" Snooksy-Snookerson

Earl of Geoffandia

Emperor Geoffodopolous

Exhalted Geoffmeister

Father Geoffrey/ Daddy Geoff/ Padrè Geoff

Friar Geoffbert

Gangly Geoffo

GeeGee Hadid

Geffinator

Geffosaurus

Gentry G

Geoff Bezos

Geoff Del Ray

Geoff of Geofftown

Geoff Snookhael

Geoffalo

Geoff-a-nator

Geoffbert Snookstein

Geoffbot

Geoffbot 3000

Geoffenheimer

Geofferami

Geofferanium

Geofferella

Geofferoni

Geoffers

Geofferscope

Geofferson

Geofferson Airplane

Geoffistotle Snookcrates

Geoffleton of Snooksbury

Geofflon Musk/ Ge-lon Musk

Geofflypuff

Geoffo

Geoffolina

Geoffoloy

Geoffonka donk

Geoffophile

Geofforia Landgarb

Geoffowank

Geoffrey McGeofforick

Geoffrick

Geoffry Dahmer

Geoffry Lannister

Geoffson

Geofftopher

Gergely

Get-off Geoff

Goeffiatric

Gordinia

Grandfather Geoff

Grandmaster Geoff

Granpa Geoffington

G-string

G-sus (A lanky, (extra) wanky, gentrified Jesus for the litter-strewn streets of East London) (for those losing faith)

G-Unit

King Geofftopher

Lady Kath Boleyn & King Geoffry VIII

Lady Kathleen Lentin of the Sad Olives

Little Lord Geoffington

Lord Geoffdemort

Lord Geoffrey

Mahatma Geoffandi

Marquess Geoffton

Marquis de Geoff

Master of Muppets

Mother and Father to Doctor Maurice "Morris" Catboy

Mr & Mrs Lentil

Mr and Mrs Catacomb

Mr and Mrs Sentin/Snooktin

Princess Kathleen of Barking

Reverend Geoff

Señor Geoffnando

Ser Geoffington of Highgarden

Sinister Minister

Sous-Geoff

The Geoff Attack

The Pale Geoff

The Slenderman

Thumbelina and Goliath

Tonegeoff

Veggie-phobic owner of the Walthamstow Dungeon

Viscount Geoffolomew

 

[squatternutbosh]

I’ve not watched the vlog as I do boycott that nonsense for my own sanity, but I will shamelessly chime in on the topic of her benchmarking herself against other influencers and apologies if I sound harsh but
- her content is shite. There’s no way to sugar coat this. She’s simply benefiting from her privilege and that’s it. She has no substance to take her content further or to innovate her brand.
- she’s thick. She’s a few elderflower cordials & Victoria sponges short of a picnic. (Her mother used to have a regular fb series update on kathleenisms) her lack of common sense & intelligence only highlights even more how she’s achieved what she has through pure serendipity and privilege only.
- she’s not a very nice person (online). To be successful in a career on a public platform you have to cater to your audience and take on feedback and criticism. All the comments I’ve seen online which don’t kiss her arse, she responds back with very bitchy and defensive comments. If she did take ownership of this maybe her content might be a tad more interesting
- she’s not good at what she does. Ok this might be my opinion but her ‘fashion’ is peculiar, she’s not relatable, she’s made her height & alcohol consumption her personality & the bottom line is she would not be doing what she does now if she wasn’t riding on the coattails of her very rich husband.

 

[ToxicPony]

I think she previously did no-spend, but then said that eating out and socialising didn't count, and then eventually I think new books didn't count either, then a coat that she'd technically put in her basket the month before didn't count, etc etc...

 

[judgejohndeed]

Influencers, even the nicer ones, never seem happy with their lot and always want more. Like, if I were Katie - yeah fair enough she's not as good as other influencers. But as she said, she has a lovely house, a rich husband, she doesn't want for anything and she hardly has to work to have all that. Is that not enough? Most people would be over the moon with that tbh.

 

[primadonnagay]

Just someone's actual life you witnessed there, not a goddamn soap opera.

 

[AvaKnight]

Shit a brick Kath, get some string on your ankle and you could be a fucking kite.

 

[Hashtagnotspon]

Can't afford a £500 camera that constitutes her livelihood but can afford a £900 meal.

 

[squatternutbosh]

Kathleen’s gone to watch Barbie tonight & in the spirit of the season here’s a new version of Aqua’s Barbie Girl:


Hi Kathie!
Hi Geoff!
You want to go for another date night this week?
Sure Geoff,
Jump in!

I’m a tiny girl, in a massive world
Everything’s gifted, but I’m so thrifty
you can dress me in, horrible charity shop oversized blazers
imagination, of which I lack creation

come on Kathie, let’s go a&e
Aa aa aa phobia
Come on Kathie let’s go a&e
Oo oh oo, hot water bottle!

im a dumb bimbo blonde in a privileged life
I dress crap, drink too much, petite fast fashion!
your my cuck, we don’t f*ck, peg me with gifted dildos
Paints my nails, build some forts, eat some olives!

You can hoard
You can declutter
You can try a new skin regime everyday!

 

[squatternutbosh]

It’s the falseness of everything. She acts so high & mighty. Anti filter, anti fast fashion, period poverty advocate etc…but her entire content is promoting fast fashion, stereotypical toxic beauty standards, & excessive extravagant consumption. She has no integrity left & the only thing remotely interesting about her is that she broke up with her ex fiancé before the wedding & she’s milked that to death now. She got very lucky what with her low IQ, white privilege & lack of common sense with her ‘career’ She’s a sugar baby & she knows it. Wish she would just fuck off.

 

[primadonnagay]

She's not usually someone that gets under my skin, but as someone who was a victim of a crime that ended up in court and has complex PTSD as a result of the court case itself, she needs to check herself. Luckily mine was many (many) years before the age of smartphones but I can't imagine how I would have felt if the singular most definitive traumatic event of my life (after the crime that lead to it) was distilled to 'omg so harrowing' by a fucking blogger on Instagram afterwards.

 

[sleepflowers]

Since when is going to the cinema alone worthy of an entire post...these influencers would die shock if they knew my life I actually went to see A Little Life on stage ALONE!!!!

 

[AvaKnight]

Just someone's actual life you witnessed there, not a goddamn soap opera.
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Came here to say *exactly* the same thing. It's not a script, it's not a work of fiction, that hearing is about real people, real lives. Jesus, how insensitive can one person be? She sounds so fucking excited about it, it's horrible.

 

[ToxicPony]

I normally see her as dim but harmless, but Jesus, imagine posting online that you went to watch a 'harrowing' court case as bloody entertainment. She's all dressed up like she's on a fucking date, it's absolutely vile.

 

[friedeggontoast]

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