Katie Price #80 Tomorrow I give my wedding vows, got my bingo dabber out to do my brows.

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Now, I would never wish death on anyone....but...if the Queen really wanted to serve her country and scupper the Pricey-Woods wedding, next week would be a great time to permanently "abdicate". Come on Betty!!!!!
 
Reactions: 15
My personal favorite of the KP wedding collection is when she got married at a resort where everyone thought she was a porn star.
Sandals.

They said she was a nightmare diva, she threatened to sue them and best comment from the hotel chain PR said they were happy to give her her (?) money back and to never darken their doors again at any resort worldwide for any of her future weddings!

Think she is now banned. Can probably add Delta Airlines to this list!
 
Reactions: 21
Those poor injured feet from running to Harvey’s after the assault and back in skyscraper heels

Now he’s at it, or she’s nicked his phone
They definitely read here!!!! All of a sudden she’s had a bath and he is writing nice things!!! .
 
Reactions: 25
Oh god are we going to be treated to a leaked phone call of Prince Charles telling Da Pricey that he wanted to be her jumbo tampon
That would tie in with my theory on Betty popping her clogs. Can you imagine the shit that will come out when she dies....Andrew is going to Jail and Edward is going to take the lead in the Pricilla, Queen of the desert musical.
 
Reactions: 18
I hope you've had loads of hugs from your kids.
Your post brought back memories of coach trips when my girl was little, we had no money and no car, but had lots of brilliant days out by coach.

Those poor injured feet from running to Harvey’s after the assault and back in skyscraper heels

Now he’s at it, or she’s nicked his phone
She’s absolutely snorting too.
 
Reactions: 19
That would tie in with my theory on Betty popping her clogs. Can you imagine the shit that will come out when she dies....Andrew is going to Jail and Edward is going to take the lead in the Pricilla, Queen of the desert musical.
As light as he is in his loafers () Edward hasn't got the oomph to be a lead in Priscilla.
 
Reactions: 16
Talking of surgeons... did anyone see how great Lulu looked on The Wheel last night. Although I don't know why she denies having botox or anything. There's no way you could look like that in your 70's without any help
I detest the fucker,not interested what the fuck she has done !Detest the nasty stuff cunt
 
Reactions: 24
Katie and Cole Woodentop with rockinghorse sawdust for brains! I pronounce you wifebeater and wife.
 
Reactions: 21
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.