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Katie Price #77 Is Carl’s cash cow up the duff? The bloated toad is looking rough.
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What does that mean? Is it an old photo or has he had them removed?
Katie Price Praises Fiancé Carl Woods For 'Sticking By Me In My Most Critical Times'
The reality star recently spent time in The Priory after crashing her car while drink-driving.www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
wow the new tattoos have suddenly vanished lmfao
I bet she can’t wait to get married before the trial so Cawl will have to pay her fine.
That photo is from September 2020 x
It was drawn on with a pen. Not tattooed on. The only was to remove tattoos is have them inked over where anothe design goes over the top, or removed with a laser, which always leaves an outline of the designWhat does that mean? Is it an old photo or has he had them removed?
Katie Price: The Pryoree an Me, Me, Me and More Me innit
Chapta Wun
Eye wuz at home aloan wern eye, Pete you bleep. Eye ad a few leetas ov Frosty Jack. Eye wuz feeleen loanlee an my Printz Chow Mein, the WUN my furevva luv, Coyle Wud woz out werkin dahn at is car lot Dodgee Motahs of Dagginham wern e. Pete you wanka. Littal did eye no but Coyle ad left me a little presint on da taybel. A few lynes ov me fayvrit stuff.
Eye tryed to reesist but it wuz just lyeing there wern it. It wuz callin me. Pete you bleep. Beefour eye new it eye wuz snorting it up me oota farsta than Gemma Collins at an all you can eat buffit wern eye.
Pete you fuckin barsted. I wuz still deprit four moor. I wuz so loanlee an missin me printz chow mein, the WUN, my fureva luv an e wernt gettin ome fur at leest anuvva 10 minats wern e.
Littal did eye no but Coyle ad left is car kees to is knew motah. A top of da raynge Ford Cortina Mark free. I deecyded to go an sea my frend, Big Trev, who not ownlee is a gud frend two me but duz a 2 four wun deal on crak evree Fursday. Pete you bleep.
I wuz dryvin dahn da rowd, lissenin to me knew choon, A hole knew wall when suddinlee a skwirral shot out in frunt ov me an me beein me an me luv ov anymils, eye swerfed to avoyd it an eye ownlee went an crashed the motah, rollin ova twenny free tymes didn't eye.
Littal did eye no dat da rozzas were beehynd me. At furst, eye fort they were probly papparatsy followin me but the blu flashin lites an sighren was a bit ov a givaway. Eye got owt, lukkee 2 be alyve. I gave them a flash of me norks an offed to sing em a song Pete you bleep but they ownlee went an arrested me. I cunfessed. I told them i wuz pissed up an off me face on drugs. They sed they gessed as much on accownt that i ad white powder all ova me face an ad vommed Frosty Jack owl dahn meself.
I rung Coyle an e sed heed come dahn the nick an get me but e wuz in the middle ov washin a new motah, a bewtafool new Robin Reelyant,on is fourcourt so culdnt leeve just yet. Me step dad sed hed come an get me as soon as e finnished wiring up me muvva to her knew oxigin tank. Pete you tossa.
Eye wuz bayled an the judg sed eye ad two get help in da Pryoree didn eye.
Littal did eye no but this wud bee da start ov a hole knew me. Pete you bleep.
Chapta Wun
Eye wuz at home aloan wern eye, Pete you bleep. Eye ad a few leetas ov Frosty Jack. Eye wuz feeleen loanlee an my Printz Chow Mein, the WUN my furevva luv, Coyle Wud woz out werkin dahn at is car lot Dodgee Motahs of Dagginham wern e. Pete you wanka. Littal did eye no but Coyle ad left me a little presint on da taybel. A few lynes ov me fayvrit stuff.
Eye tryed to reesist but it wuz just lyeing there wern it. It wuz callin me. Pete you bleep. Beefour eye new it eye wuz snorting it up me oota farsta than Gemma Collins at an all you can eat buffit wern eye.
Pete you fuckin barsted. I wuz still deprit four moor. I wuz so loanlee an missin me printz chow mein, the WUN, my fureva luv an e wernt gettin ome fur at leest anuvva 10 minats wern e.
Littal did eye no but Coyle ad left is car kees to is knew motah. A top of da raynge Ford Cortina Mark free. I deecyded to go an sea my frend, Big Trev, who not ownlee is a gud frend two me but duz a 2 four wun deal on crak evree Fursday. Pete you bleep.
I wuz dryvin dahn da rowd, lissenin to me knew choon, A hole knew wall when suddinlee a skwirral shot out in frunt ov me an me beein me an me luv ov anymils, eye swerfed to avoyd it an eye ownlee went an crashed the motah, rollin ova twenny free tymes didn't eye.
Littal did eye no dat da rozzas were beehynd me. At furst, eye fort they were probly papparatsy followin me but the blu flashin lites an sighren was a bit ov a givaway. Eye got owt, lukkee 2 be alyve. I gave them a flash of me norks an offed to sing em a song Pete you bleep but they ownlee went an arrested me. I cunfessed. I told them i wuz pissed up an off me face on drugs. They sed they gessed as much on accownt that i ad white powder all ova me face an ad vommed Frosty Jack owl dahn meself.
I rung Coyle an e sed heed come dahn the nick an get me but e wuz in the middle ov washin a new motah, a bewtafool new Robin Reelyant,on is fourcourt so culdnt leeve just yet. Me step dad sed hed come an get me as soon as e finnished wiring up me muvva to her knew oxigin tank. Pete you tossa.
Eye wuz bayled an the judg sed eye ad two get help in da Pryoree didn eye.
Littal did eye no but this wud bee da start ov a hole knew me. Pete you bleep.
My ex's first car was a Ford Cortina mk 3. It was a pile of junk
Rollin twenny free tymes.
Love love love.
Yes. The way she says I LOVE IT! in an OTT way. She did the same with her last surgery in Turkey
HAHA…well spottedKatie Price Praises Fiancé Carl Woods For 'Sticking By Me In My Most Critical Times'
The reality star recently spent time in The Priory after crashing her car while drink-driving.
wow the new tattoos have suddenly vanished lmfao
It's so real it's like I'm living every minute with her.
I never understood the media's obsession with this woman. She isn't even pretty, not even when she was young. Can someone explain this mystery? And they keep listing her as a model - but what company advertises with her? As a CEO I would fear that the stocks sink dramatically.
Or it was a penned on :-DWhat does that mean? Is it an old photo or has he had them removed?
Not sure if it is an omen , considering Manky is facing jail, but the bottom of this page is showing an ad for a prison officer.
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its no doubt an old photo they love doing that the paps lol in fact i wouldnt be surprised if all there photos are old and they just get recycled week in week outWhat does that mean? Is it an old photo or has he had them removed?
Old photo???
Oh dear ok I’m going for a kip.
I’ve spent my afternoon on YouTube watching old eps of her and PA. This is the depths covid has sent me to.
In summary she has always been me, me, me. It’s pretty clear their divorce fucked her up and has brought her to where she is now. PA treat her like shite. I don’t think any other bloke she gets with will match up to what she thought of him (sorry Cole)
In summary she has always been me, me, me. It’s pretty clear their divorce fucked her up and has brought her to where she is now. PA treat her like shite. I don’t think any other bloke she gets with will match up to what she thought of him (sorry Cole)
Katie Price pays touching tribute to her family following drink-drive crash
KATIE Price has paid a heartfelt tribute to her family for “putting her in her place” after pleading guilty to a dramatic drink-drive crash in her BMW. The reality TV star was arrested after crashi…
www.thesun.co.uk
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