Katie Price #68 can’t drive to see Harvey, her heart was broke, but changed her mind to score some coke!

[Timz]

Another “This is yo life” Skanky scuker story from the DM https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...-glare-life-public-writes-ALISON-BOSHOFF.html

 

[Harrigan]

Hi Harri yes thehuge piss pot is ready..got me booster next week Harri!

What your booster pot?

 

[Jessiemouse25]

For the people asking about the blind items.... have a scroll through, they should all be here.

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Representing both celebs and pseudo-celebs makes for crazy days and nights..arrests, divorces, breakups and hookups, new deals and cancellations, A-D listers and everything in between..These are my stories..

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How do these work ? Is it like gossip information with clues to who it's referring to? X

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

Then you would have to complete a SORN for them.

Not if someone else is insured to drive them. I am the registered keeper of our car but I no longer drive, so the insurance is in my husbands name. I could technically sell it to him or transfer the ownership to him, but I don't think that's a legal requirement?

 

[Sandbem]

I don’t believe the judge ordered her to go to the Priory. She said she already had an appointment to go in but couldn’t because of her court appearance. The judge agreed she can be released to go there.

Must be a standing reservation...

 

[MrsEms]

So is sharting sorry I was having a laugh again!

Sharting is such a funny word, I used it in front of my 17 year old son. He'd never heard of it before and I had to explain what it meant Yes, daddy got an upset tummy from mummy's curry and sharted himself

 

[bollox]

It will be a tick box exercise to look good for the courts.

You realize that the priory in not free?
It’ll cost between something like £15k a week - BUPA wont cover all the costs, even if she still has medical coverage…

 

[Harrigan]

Hope you had a nice birthday MrsEms.

I’m confused. Has she not gone to the Priory then? If the judge said her attending there was part of her conditions can she not go?

God I’ve been burning the LEDs at both ends recently, looked in the mirror, I frightened meself!

 

[Mellow Yellow]

She was probably told by her lega

Sadly there is.
A big chunk of society is made up from fools, racists, vacant influencer wannabes and filtered fucktards.
Just look at the dipsticks buying her crap, literally and metaphorically.

I've spent the afternoon cuddling rescue ponies, i know which side of society I prefer!

Me too

 

[Allan64]

Anyone seen the article in the mirror by katy brent ? Basically saying we should feel sorry for the cunt and support her because of all her problems. This cunts problems are of her own making and due to her being a selfish slut ! Don't get me starting on " amy the apostle and patron saint of iron lungs"......watch this immoral, ugly botched , fat hag walj away from this latest offence with a fine . If she fell in shit she woujd vome up smelling of roses !

The papers love her so much...

 

[bedtimereader]

I'm sure she's done a deal with a newspaper for an exclusive in exchange for paying the Priory costs

Surely they will have to stop being her mouthpiece now though

 

[MrsEms]

I'm not a violent person but do you think if I punched Kate in the face it would be like punching playdough?

Quite like kneading bread...pleasurable

 

[Squirrelina]

No comment BunnyCuddles at the moment however we’ve got one from an account called…

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The work of Bunny

 

[bargainhunt99]

Kp's children all live at home with her
Her children mostly live at home with her
She’s homeless
She lives in the mm
She’s banned from living in the mm
She lives in woods' house
Woods' house is sold
Woods' house is his dad's
The fathers are wonderful
The fathers are skint / wankers / jerk off with watermelon sized butt plugs up their arse on OF
She’s great with H
Be kind (oh do fuck off)
She will definitely be jailed
She will definitely not be jailed
She’s already at the Priory
She’s been ordered to go to the Priory
She’s been to the Priory many times
She’s never set foot in the Priory
She’s definitely paying for her stay
The nhs is definitely paying for her stay
She’s taking her blankie with her
Woods definitely hit her
No he didn't
He's definitely going to jail
He's definitely not
Yes he is
No
His mam told me
I AM his mam

I think that pretty much sums it up.
Goodnight.

Clear as mud lol

 

[Beaversabout]

For the people asking about the blind items.... have a scroll through, they should all be here.

Crazy Days and Nights

Representing both celebs and pseudo-celebs makes for crazy days and nights..arrests, divorces, breakups and hookups, new deals and cancellations, A-D listers and everything in between..These are my stories..

www.crazydaysandnights.net

Judd Nelson? Yikes!

 

[Sandbem]

She could learn to sew - mailbags to start with!

Yes!
And then stitch her up... !!

 

[karma4klattie]

The verdict looks weak but it is actually quite clever in this case.
Her family, friends and lawyer claim she has been getting help.
The judge is basically saying 'show me".
Priory will have to give a report on her progress by the sentencing date.
If she misses appointments, doesn't take it seriously and just continues doing what she is doing it will show the court she isn't taking it seriously.
She won't give up her lifestyle regardless of what crap she tells the media.

Eventually she will end up in jail.

Or dead

 

[Sandbem]

It’s just clicked what you were on about. At first I though this tattler is off their rocker, now after having dinner I realise you were doing a Meghan. Is that right?

Dinner helps!

 

[SewerGrapes]

Going down, down, deeper and down

Haha, yeah ~ but not quite in the Status Quo way...!

 

[Jessiemouse25]

Probably too upset to type...



Well, it can't be Stormzy is 72 years old is 72 years old...he's 72.

Who is Stormzy is 72 years old.