Katie Price #64 She’ll roll out her mum, then arrange a fake boyfriend for cash from the scum

[Harrigan]

For some reason this list of possible suspects in the Katie Price case made me think of Little Britain. Remember the lady who kept vomiting and urinating? Then there was the MP who came up with a cock and bull story over his indiscretions ie he tripped over a stone and that caused him to straddle a young man (being clean here).

What I’m trying to say is the more Katie and Carl speak about this alleged assault, the more ridiculous it becomes, like a ruddy farce that keeps going on and on until someone falls through the trap door on stage.

 

[XxMrskxx]

I’ll have a tenner on Lord Lucan!

I’ll go Prince Andrew , he was seen down that way that night In Pizza Express

 

[Whl1994]

I’ll have a tenner on Lord Lucan!

Just phoned Coral...they've got that one down as 66/1

I’ll go Prince Andrew , he was seen down that way that night In Pizza Express

Sky Bet will give you 40/1

 

[didn't want to join]

I'm blaming Sid

*he wanted his Cole back*

 

[Alex_Jones]

Ladbrokes are giving 6/4 on for that one


Just got back from William Hill. They're offering 12/1

Could have been it’s plastic based chest smacking it around its grubby face?

 

[didn't want to join]

omg.... could it have been...... R Vardy

Nah

 

[keyser666]

According to land registry it was bought by Carl James Woods in 2017, not his dad's. I had to splash the 3 quid to satisfy my curiosity

What did he pay and what’s it sold for ?

 

[tomkat1]

Where is her comment on
Instagram? I can’t see it anywhere on her page

 

[karma4klattie]

For some reason this list of possible suspects in the Katie Price case made me think of Little Britain. Remember the lady who kept vomiting and urinating? Then there was the MP who came up with a cock and bull story over his indiscretions ie he tripped over a stone and that caused him to straddle a young man (being clean here).

What I’m trying to say is the more Katie and Carl speak about this alleged assault, the more ridiculous it becomes, like a ruddy farce that keeps going on and on until someone falls through the trap door on stage.

Oh lord, don't let's have Gemma (the hulk) Collins getting into this story.

 

[Timz]

The QC on the case

 

[Beth1980]

Not that my opinion matters but I think they had an argument of some kind and ended with Pricey running. Cole maybe telling the truth in that he did not hit her but everything is a play on words i.e didn't hit her but something else happened, maybe he was trying to restrain her from lashing out at him etc.
Someone thought there was publicity and or money to made but didn't really think things through. Neither are trustworthy or likeable and will be trying to spin this to suit themselves.
Just hope all the children and pets are safe and well.

 

[Harrigan]

Oh lord, don't let's have Gemma (the hulk) Collins getting into this story.

Oh God that was funny but not as funny as her fall on Dancing on Ice, it was done with such panache!

 

[karma4klattie]

Oh God that was funny but not as funny as her fall on Dancing on Ice, it was done with such panache!

I'd forgotten that, she was like a vast cruise ship docking.

 

[Warriorqueen]

7) self inflicted

I’d go with this. It’s all a PR stunt, the entire thing.

Not that my opinion matters but I think they had an argument of some kind and ended with Pricey running. Cole maybe telling the truth in that he did not hit her but everything is a play on words i.e didn't hit her but something else happened, maybe he was trying to restrain her from lashing out at him etc.
Someone thought there was publicity and or money to made but didn't really think things through. Neither are trustworthy or likeable and will be trying to spin this to suit themselves.
Just hope all the children and pets are safe and well.

Well they’ve been given their orders to unfollow him on IG.

 

[Harrigan]

I'd forgotten that, she was like a vast cruise ship docking.

If I remember correctly when that video was put up somebody did add a sound effect of a liner sinking and this huge tidal wave it caused. People can be so cruel.

 

[bargainhunt99]

Let's put up a list of suspects and the latest betting odds...
1) CW - Evens
2) KB - 5/1
3) Dane Bowers mum -33/1
4) Victoria Beckham - 60/1
5) Local Loan Shark - 7/1
6) Local Neighbourhood Dealer - 4/1

Her imagination - 100/1

 

[Allan64]

bleeping hell!! ... thats well nasty!! OMG I can't stop laughing, what in the fuckedy duck??? ... looooooooool

It's scary as duck lol

 

[NancyPants21]

What did he pay and what’s it sold for ?

He paid £370k, still SSTC so won't be anything in the land registry till fully exchanged and new owners get official title deeds.

 

[Allan64]

tit erupts from its lips every time they move. Those brown stains are not just for show. The Price tanning technique leaves a lot to be desired.

Dane Bowers Mum or his podiatrist


Not aged well, did it represent the old East German shot put team? Did they have transgender athletes back in the day?

Think it ate the east german shot put team lol

 

[Alex_Jones]

I’d go with this. It’s all a PR stunt, the entire thing.


Well they’ve been given their orders to unfollow him on IG.

Involving the Ambulance service, hospital time and the police? Dug a big tit pit and let’s see it attempt to lie it’s way out of this one.
Some poor trucker will need to drive it around for its “Masterclass of Mingingness”. Coal
has been known to carry it around