Katie Price #60 now her horse is dead, she’ll nick it’s teeth to wear instead!

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Just jumping on to say hello to my Krustie family! I have a lot of reading to catch up on . I've been sooooo busy with actual real life stuff...unlike Skanky who just makes shit up for attention. So her horse gets the blame for her not showing up at Mighty Hoopla? Really? Yeah, whatever . No surprise that she jumped on the sad passing of Sarah Harding quicker than Usain Bolt off the starting blocks! I'll be back when I'm all caught up
 
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If SPL reinstate her once the facial boot polish has rubbed off/got over Wallis' demise I swear there'll be a brick through my telly...
 
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Pissing myself laughing at Katona being on 'Stephs Crap Lunch'

Here's some pictures of Bully Boy Crawl in the studio thinking he had made it and was some kind of 'star'. Lower case 's' intential. What for Christ only knows. Deluded imbecile.
Look around you lardbrain.

Oooh, look, next to you on your right, that's Madonna isn't it? And there's Elton! Ooooh , and Paul McCartney.
Is that, i think it is! Bono with his actress daughter.
And in the corner because they're shy, Dolly Parton, jef bezos and ronaldo?!

Well fek me, look who's entering now! The Queen! Crikey.

Oh, sorry. My mistake.
It's actually Big Loz, not Big Liz.
And the rest are cardboard cutouts.
That's the closest you're going to get soft lad.
Lozza is eyeing you up though and she's worn her best scrunchie. And she likes cast offs.
Grab your goochee romper suit, you've pulled!
 
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Slow day on the price front, I might have to do some work for a change!
 
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Oh shit it is slow today,no leakage of news etc.wtf is going on with wankypoo.Some cunt knows what’s going on..
 
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Oh damn…

Oh Damn, I thought I’d read all of them, how did I miss that? Sorry folks
Ohhh We all do that there has been so many freds and can’t keep up,somethings we do remember though oog! it’s a shit shower with that cunt.
 
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Do you think the emails sent to SPL helped get rid of Skanky or would it be because of the latest drama
Don't know Staple my friend but hopefully she's gone!

SPL is the only show on mainstream TV to get 0 viewers for an episode. Says it all!
 
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A few more pictures of her photoshoot the other day. Bruises feet must be ok too, to pose like that Are you bullshitting again Katie
She is just completely devoid of any moral compass, shame or right from wrong IMHO.
 
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Don't know Staple my friend but hopefully she's gone!

SPL is the only show on mainstream TV to get 0 viewers for an episode. Says it all!
Blue how is your pie going?God last time I cooked a pie was a chicken and Asparagus It was lovely,Also used to do a lovely beef and kidney pie..oh god those were the days,also Beef encroute,gorgeous piece of fillet coated with a duxelles the pastry al la Delia quick puff pastry.Oh those were the days.
 
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Priceless PriceyWoods must be to busy getting ready for her big day with Car Rash Coal. It would take a lot of make up to sort that face out. Or are they on a top secret babymoon?
 
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It's going well Dolly. Not sure if I mentioned earlier, other half is off work with the flu? Doing my head in.

He's dosed himself with 'Night Nurse', felt better and has had 2 bottles of Red Stripe and is now unconscious on the sofa. Still breathing (well snoring), just waiting for him to turn over so I can go through his wallet!

Son and heir has come down with the lurgy as well so just started making some chicken soup, pie I'm going to finish of, cool and leave till tomorrow.
 
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