Late night thought (sorry mega tiered, and NO not on the gin
)
Maybe Carl said eh Katie your stinking a bit mateee,your hands look manky like you've been been wiping your
with them, let me run you a bath sweeeetheart.Take your ring off that cost me millions ya know
OK she says, she walks in and he's just about to put one of her honking BARF BOMBS in it and she says NO F that they are shit,they damage your skin and are full of chemicals, so he throws it at her,DOOF right in the face.
OH CARL i got that one made special just for you its called #manlikecarl
Big row erupted
The end
ffs i need my bed