Katie Price #60 now her horse is dead, she’ll nick it’s teeth to wear instead!

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@Facehugger chode curtain got me
Lol, good! Pleased it made you chuckle ( I hope Master C didn't have to read that out though)

Lol, that's a complete waste of time then because everybody's worked that out anyway!
 
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Katie Price #61 - I can’t sing, I have lost my ring and plastic surgery is my thing.
 
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Lol, good! Pleased it made you chuckle ( I hope Master C didn't have to read that out though)


Lol, that's a complete waste of time then because everybody's worked that out anyway!
Is this why Pete left? The drinking and drugs? I remember reading in one of her bios a while ago that one night she tried a drug she didn't want to name, apparently this was the first time she'd tried it or something like that, then asked Pete to call an ambulance after a line or two? Clearly she'd tried it before. Maybe it was ketamine, could of been coke. That story isn't believable.
 
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Katie Price #61 - National Tramp Awards (NTA) nominee, Price is the winner, I guarantee.
 
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Jake you've got me worried now my friend.
RonBunny speak comes far too easily to you.
(strokes chin in a Columbo kind of way)
Hhhmmmm.....
You wha…surely not? Me? Never! I for one, would love to be that creative…..


 
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Late night thought (sorry mega tiered, and NO not on the gin )
Maybe Carl said eh Katie your stinking a bit mateee,your hands look manky like you've been been wiping your with them, let me run you a bath sweeeetheart.Take your ring off that cost me millions ya know
OK she says, she walks in and he's just about to put one of her honking BARF BOMBS in it and she says NO F that they are shit,they damage your skin and are full of chemicals, so he throws it at her,DOOF right in the face.
OH CARL i got that one made special just for you its called #manlikecarl
Big row erupted
The end
ffs i need my bed
 
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@Facehugger no, he was wondering what had made me laugh,cough,choke then he started laughing too he was however shocked that I even know what a chode is
 
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